Ben: i have sad news.

Nico: Leo died.

Ben: this is in memory of him. *clicks the remote*

Nico: *cries into ben's shoulder*

Chiron: *starts to sing the funeral song*

Chiron: oh, Leo has gone down to the light in the dark... the light in the dark...

the whole camp: the light, in the darkness.

Chiron: we hope he remembers, how well his life was.

Chiron: Leo has gone down to-

Leo: *walks in* wow, i'm at my own funeral! and i'm not even dead. *smiles at Nico*

Nico: *goes all hermione on him* YOU LITTLE B ITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, I FELT YOU DIE! wait... you took the phisycans cure AGAIN?

Leo: yeah.

Nico: *hugs Ben, and then hugs Leo*

Ben and Leo: wait... you like both of us??

Nico: yeah. its just... you guys are so awesome. so cute... and so amazing.

Leo: *looks at Ben*

Ben: *looks at Leo*

Will: *pops some popcorn into his mouth* 

Jason: i feel like we are all witnessing a VERY private conversation...

Piper: shh! i'm trying to come up with a ship name for those three...

Percy: uh, Piper, your-

Frank: pper, your Aphrodite side is showing.

Piper: dam...

Hazel: *gasps* 

Hazel: wait, never mind.

Ben: uh... *clicks the remote*

Tyson: thats me! i'm tyson! *grins* i have a very nice stick.

Percy: Tyson... get out of here before its to late. all of you that were not here in the first place, get out of here before its to late! because all of this, is torture.

Piper: i have come up with a ship name for those three! Lenco!

Nico: *hides his face in his hands, blushing*

Leo: *is shocked*

Ben: *blushes*