*The chat is now open*

HotStuff: *dragging himself of the ground*

HotStuff: Nico! I'm suffering from upsexy!

BlanketBurritos: 1. I'M NOT A FREAKING DOCTOR!

BlanketBurrito: 2. What's upsexy?

HotStuff: Nothing much. You?

BlanketBurrito: *realizes what he said*

BlanketBurrito: I will eat your soul.

HotStuff: Yeah... Rose kind of already did that.

BlanketBurrito: *marches into Hades cabin*

BlanketBurrito: ROSE. DROP LEO'S SOUL!

DeadOfWinter: *looks up from book*

DeadOfWinter: ..............

DeadOfWinter: Whatever you want, Cakey did it.

HuntressCakey: Excuse me?

HuntressCakey: It was obviously Percy!

BlanketBurrito: did you two even hear me?

DeadOfWinter: ... no.

BlanketBurrito: *stomps back to Leo*

BlanketBurrito: Die.

HotStuff: I did....

HotStuff: ....

HotStuff: Twice.

BlanketBurrito: *sigh* fudge this. Imma watch a movie.

HotStuff: Genre?

BlanketBurrito: Horror.

HotStuff: Oooh! What's it about?

THIS PART IS IMPORTANT TO THE JOKE!

BlanketBurrito: It's about a man's wife being brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son being physically disabled. A few years later, the kid is kidnapped and the dad has to track down the kidnapper for thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

HotStuff: ..........

HotStuff: ..... so....

HotStuff: What's it called?

BlanketBurrito: Finding Nemo.

HotStuff: *is forever scarred by Nico's relization*

HotStuff: freaking dark shiz right there.

BlanketBurrito: Me? Dark? Never!

HotStuff: YOU RUINED FINDING NEMO, DUDE!

BlanketBurrito: *maniacal laughter*

HotStuff: *double scarred for life*

BlanketBurrito: *goes into the Hades cabin*

**TIME SKIP 1.5 SECONDS**

BlanketBurrito: *gets chucked out of the Hades cabin by a scared Rose*

HotStuff: What was that about?

BlanketBurrito: She doesn't like Finding Nemo anymore...

HotStuff: ....

BlanketBurrito: .....

HotStuff: .....

BlanketBurrito: .......

HotStuff: Awkward silence...

DeadOfWinter: *appears with the rest of the demigods*

DeadOfWinter: We'll take it from here.

DeadOfWinter: PERCY! TRY AND EAT A BLUE COOKIE!

BlueCookies: *starts to eat blue cookies*

DeadOfWinter: JASON, THROW A BRICK AT HIM FOR SOME REASON!

SuperBrick: *throws brick*

DeadOfWinter: Perfect! ANNABETH, LOOK OF FROM YOUR BOOK AND FACE PALM LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS!

SmarterThanU: *looks up from book*

SmarterThanU: *face palm*

Nobody: *isn't my buisness*

DeadOfWinter: Fantastic! WILL! NICO! WHY AREN'T YOU TWO CUDDLING?!

DrSunshine: *cuddles the Hades out of Nico*

BlanketBurrito: *is secretly happy*

DeadOfWinter: CAKEY! LEO! GET LOTS OF PICTURES!

HuntressCakey: *takes a million pictures*

HotStuff: *takes a billion pictures*

*they suddenly have a competition*

DeadOfWinter: PIPER! TRY AND TALK SENSE INTO THESE IDIOTS!

PipedUp: Rose, get a life.

DeadOfWinter: Sorry, this was the only one left at the dollar store.

DeadOfWinter: HAZEL! FRANK! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT JOB!

*they listen*

DeadOfWinter: act. Cute.

WoofWoof: *turns into a puppy*

GoldenGirl: *picks Frank up*

WoofWoof: *licks Hazel's cheek*

FrazelFangirls: Adorable!!!!! *squee!*

LiterallyEveryReader: *takes Piper's side* Rose, get a life.

DeadOfWinter: I'll look into that later.

DeadOfWinter: LEO! LIGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE SO I'LL HAVE A REASON TO CLOSE THE CHAT!

HotStuff: *lights Cakey on fire*

DeadOfWinter:..... unexpected...

DeadOfWinter: I like it.

HuntressCakey: *finally gets to die while under Rose's supervision*

DeadOfWinter: And that, ladies and gents, is how I make chapters for this story.

DeadOfWinter: *looks at Cakey's corpse*

DeadOfWinter: I'll save her later.

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