*The chat is now open*

Roman: Ah, the sweet smell of Valentine's Day. Percy and Jason are probably fucking, Hazel and Frank are being cute, and I'm here, crying in a corner and eating cookie dough.

Percy: Correction: Jason and I just finished fucking

Jason: GODS DAMN YOU, THEY DIDNT NEED TO KNOW

Percy: Are you saying im not allowed to express my love?!

Jason: *mumbles* not in public.

Roman: ANYWHO, since it's the day of love, I feel it appropriate to talk about a certain thing we've been avoiding a bit.

Piper: Love?

Roman: Murder.

Nico: Finally, something I can relate to.

Will: You know you wanna brag about our awesome gayness

Nico: Yeah, yeah, I'll fuck you later or whatever.

Annabeth: OKAY WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE FUCKING?! YOU GUYS ARE STILL TEENAGERS.

Will: Teenagers that could die any minute.

Roman: He's got a point.

Hazel: Nico, if Will dares step foot into our cabin, I'm taking away Sir Stuffle.

Nico: You wouldn't dare.

Leo: Nico has a stuffed animal named... Sir Stuffle?

Nico: DO NOT DISRESPECT SIR STUFFLE. HE IS A GREAT PENGUIN.

Will: *hugs Nico* sh, its okay. Sir Stuffle is safe.

Piper: While you guys were arguing over Sir Stuffle, I decided I'm not spending Valentine's Day alone.

Annabeth: O'rly?

Piper: *kisses Annabeth* oh yeah.

Roman: I GUESS WE'LL JUST LEAVE THEM TO FUCK.

Leo: Now, I bet many people are wondering why I'm still single. (Because you can't spell love without Leo V. and all.)

Roman: Actually, we're not.

Leo: Stfu Roman.

Leo: Well, I am saving myself for anyone WHO CARES PLEASE SAVE ME I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE.

Roman: ... Well.... I guess this concludes our little Valentine's Day thingy?

Everyone: Sure.

Roman: Okay. But before we go, just remember to stay near the ones you love. Give them a hug, or a nice hot chocolate. Watch them with fascination as they burn once you've set their house on fire. Laugh as they choke on candy.

Roman: Have fun. ^-^