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DeadOfWinter: *awesome ("awesome") teacher voice*

DeadOfWinter: Today in this lame asparagus (?) class, we're gonna be learning about...

SuperBrick: *shoots spit ball at Rose*

BlueCookies: *being that one kid who eats during class* Nobody gives a schist!

DeadOfWinter: FINE. FORGET SURVIVAL! WE GON' LERN ABOUT WHAT TO DO IT A FLIPPING ELEVATOR!

BlanketBurrito: *raises hand* Is the elevator actually flipping or...?

DrSunshine: *whisper* Just a figure of speach, Neeks.

BlanketBurrito: Ooooh...... what about fu-

DrSunshine: SO WHAT ABOUT ELEVATORS, TEACH?

DeadOfWinter: Um..... any suggestions?

PipedUp: How do you keep your identity if the elevator stops and you're freaking mad?

DeadOfWinter: Kill everyone. Next?

BlueCookies: How do you hide food?

DeadOfWinter: Eat it.

GoldenGirl: How do I hide the deadly cursed gems I might summon.

DeadOfWinter: Sell them and when the people die, steal the rest of their money.

WoofWoof: What if I turn into an animal accidently?

DeadOfWinter: Pee on the other people..........

DeadOfWinter: We're getting so off topic.

BlanketBurrito: *raises hand* What are ways to cause trouble.

DeadOfWinter: *instantly gets 21 ideas from her brain and totally not from Pinterest*

DeadOfWinter: We'll go around the class and I'll force them to say something that goes with their character traits.

Everyone: *cowers under desks, not wanting to be called first*

DeadOfWinter: Hazel, you start.

GoldenGirl: Stand silently in a corner without getting off.

DeadOfWinter: Good. Will?

DrSunshine: Greet everyone with a warm handshake..... and tell them to call you admirable.

DeadOfWinter: Creative. Neeks?

BlanketBurrito: Give a questionable "Meow" every now and then and make everyone question your motives.

DeadOfWinter: Adorable. Leo?

HotStuff: Stare at a person in the elevator with you, then when they're about to get off yell "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" and back away slowly.

DeadOfWinter: Smart. Percy?

BlueCookies: say "DING" at each stop.

DeadOfWinter: Of course. Jase the grace? (I'm sorry XD)

SuperBrick: Make an explosion sound every time someone hits a button.

DeadOfWinter: Very... loud.

PipedUp: Another one: Wrinkle your nose randomly and sniff your neighbor.

DeadOfWinter: Dunno why you'd do that, but great.

HotStuff: OR get a game of Twister going!

WoofWoof: Crack open your briefcase or purse and ask "got enough air in there" into it.

BlanketBurrito: Bring a chair.

DrSunshine: Laugh hysterically for 15 seconds, then look at the other people like they're crazy for not lauhing.

DeadOfWinter: My personal suggestion: announce in a demonic voice "I must find a better body"

SmarterThanU: this is so stupid.

HotStuff: We'll ex-cuh-ooz us for having fun.

SmarterThanU: *face palm* nobody would actually do these things.

BlueCookies: *raises hand* I would.

SmarterThanU: ........ we're done.

BlueCookies: *glances at Jason*

(#Jercy)

SmarterThanU: *throws a book down at Percy's feet*

SmarterThanU: We're done with the book.

PipedUp: And why are you glancing at Jason?

BlueCookies: *wiggles eyebrows*

SuperBrick: *nods*

BlueCookies: time for aaaa...

BlueCookies: WHAT-TO-(NOT)-DO-IN-AN-ELEVATOR OFF!

SuperBrick: Sell girl scout cookies!

BlueCookies: stare at your wrist and do the Spiderman Web shoot thingy.

SuperBrick: take a bite of a sandwich and ask the other passenger "wanna see whas in mah mouf?"

BlueCookies: When it's only you and another person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

SuperBrick: drop a pen on the floor, wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream "THAT'S MINE!"

BlueCookies: uh....

BlueCookies: call out a "Group Hug" then enforce it!

SuperBrick: um.... uh...

SuperBrick: Draw a little square in the floor then announce to the other person "This is my personal space."

DeadOfWinter: *tallies up scores*

SmarterThanU: You both lose, idiots.

DeadOfWinter: Actually... umm... Jason wins...

SuperBrick: IN YO FACE, BRO!

BlueCookies: Well... I CAN BEAT YOU IN A COOKIE EATING COMPETITION!

SuperBrick: *hands red cookies to Percy* Please, show me your talent.

BlueCookies: *glares at Jase as he nibbles the red cookie*

BlueCookies: *instantly pukes*

DeadOfWinter: Yeah...we're gonna... go...

DeadOfWinter: BUT BREAKING NEWS: THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY NUMBER NINETY-FIVE IN HUMOR!!!!

DeadOfWinter: Thanks so much!!!!!

DeadOfWinter: .... that's all.... bye...

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