(A/N) WARNING: USE OF ILLEGAL EMOJI'S! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: To all of my lovely readers, I have a few things to say.

DeadOfWinter:

1. THANKS SO MUCH FOR TWO THOUSAND FREAKING READS!

2. THAT'S LITERALLY 50 TRILLION OR SOMETHING!

3. THAT MATH WAS PERFECT!

4. I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY PEOPLE PUT UP WITH THIS!!!

5. SORRY FOR POSTING THIS TWO DAYS AFTER I HIT IT OR SOMETHING!

6. I'M SAYING SOMETHING TOO MUCH!

7. THIS IS GETTING TO LONG!

HotStuff: That's what she said! <insert winky emoji here>

GoldenGirl: 😉 here.

HotStuff: Ty, ty.

SmarterThanU: *face palms at Leo's joke*

SmarterThanU: NOBODY LOVES YOU, LEO!

BlueCookies: WHAT?!?!

BlueCookies: I THOUGHT NOBODY LOVED ME!!!

PipedUp: Don't worry, Perce.

PipedUp: Nobody loves you, either.

WoofWoof: Except his fangirls.

PipedUp: Troo dat.

GoldenGirl: HOW DARE YOU USE JERRY IN SUCH A WAY, VALDEZ!

HotStuff: 🔥🐘😉

GoldenGirl: GIVE ME MY WINKY EMOJI BACK, LEO!

HotStuff: NEVER! 😉

GoldenGirl: JEEEERRRRRYYYYYY!!!!

SuperBrick: *holds brick gun style* SIR, DROP THE EMOJI!

HotStuff: 😉😉😉

DeadOfWinter: WOAH! HE JUST OVER DOSED ON EMOJI WINKS!

SuperBrick: LAST CHANCE! DROP. THE. EMOJI.

DeadOfWinter: *holds gun behind Jason's back*

HotStuff: 😨🖐🖑

*Jerry the winky emoji goes back to Hazel's possession*

SuperBrick: *throws a brick* IT'S A CRIME TO STEAL EMOJI'S!

DeadOfWinter: *shoots Leo*

HotStuff: *bleeds and passes out*

DrSunshine: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?!

DeadOfWinter: don't worry. He's probably just sleeping.

DrSunshine: *drags Leo off to the infirmary*

SmarterThanU: So... what were you and Will doing?

BlanketBurrito: .............

BlanketBurrito: talking... and stuff.

DeadOfWinter: "and stuff"

DeadOfWinter: 😉

*cue the cheesy background laughter*

GoldenGirl: HOW DARE YOU USE JERRY BOB JOE JUNIOR SENIOR COLONEL IN SUCH A WAY!!!???

DeadOfWinter: ...

GoldenGirl: *punch* 👊

DeadOfWinter: GOTTA GO!

*Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, Rose, and Nico run into the sunset with a wild Hazel chasing them with her army of Emojis*

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