That shirt is the story of my life.

*The chat is now open*

BlueCookies: It's quiet muggy outside today...

SmarterThanU: PERCY JACKSON, I SWEAR TO THE GODS!

SmarterThanU: If all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.

BlueCookies: *sips tea from bowl*

SmarterThanU: .............................

Everyone: .................................

Everyone: .............................

DeadOfWinter: MASTER THE RELIGION OF SOLNGELISM!!!

DrSunshine: wut?

DeadOfWinter: THE RELIGION OF WORSHIPPING SOLANGELO!

DeadOfWinter: AND YELL IT TO BREAK AWKWARD SILENCES!

DeadOfWinter: YEAH!

BlanketBurrito: *points to door* Rose. Out. Now.

DeadOfWinter: *being escorted out by security* SOLANGELISM!!!

DeadOfWinter: LEARN THE WAAAAAAYS!

BlanketBurrito: She has an unhealthy obsession with us...

BlueCookies: And why only Solangelism?

BlueCookies: Why not Percabethism?

SmarterThanU: Cause that doesn't work, Perce.

BlueCookies: ......

BlueCookies: I knew that.

WoofWoof: Suuuuure, Percy.

HotStuff: YES! FINALLY! FRANK HAS LEARNED TO SARCASM!

WoofWoof: Wat?

HotStuff: SARCASM U LEARN!

GoldenGirl: I mean...

GoldenGirl: Leo isn't over reacting or annnyyyyythiiiinnnng.

HotStuff: When have I ever gone overboard with my reactions?

HotStuff: *pops a firecracker in celebration*

GoldenGirl: No clue. -_-

SuperBrick: *chucks brick at Hazel*

SuperBrick: DON'T BE MEAN TO LEO!

PipedUp: STOP THROWING DAM BRICKS ALL THE TIME, JASON!

SuperBrick: *chucks brick at Piper*

SuperBrick: NEVER!

SuperBrick: *throws brick* YOU GET A BRICK

SuperBrick: *throws another brick* AND YOU GET A BRICK!

SuperBrick: *empties a bag of bricks* EVERYONE GETS A BRICK!

SuperBrick: BRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSSSSSSSS!!

SmarterThanU: EVACUATE THE AREA!!!

SmarterThanU: *hides in a bomb shelter and watch everyone else die*

Everyone: jk. We aleev.

DeadOfWinter: PLOT TWIZZLER!!!

Most Likely You Right Now: *face palming so hard rn*

BlueCookies: I WANT A TWIZZLER!

HotStuff: *gets a Twizzler out of toolbelt*

BlueCookies: *round house kicks Leo* MINE.

HotStuff: *dodges Percy* NO.

BlueCookies: TWIZZLERS ARE GOOD.

HotStuff: THIS TWIZZLER IS MINE.

DeadOfWinter: *hands Percy a Snickers*

DeadOfWinter: You aren't yourself when you're hungry.

BlueCookies: *eats Snickers*

DeadOfWinter: Better?

(I've been over obsessed with that commercial today...)

BlueCookies: NO. HE STILL HAS THE TWIZZLER!

HotStuff: *drop kicks Percy*

HotStuff: IT'S MINE!

SuperBrick: *shouts from the audience watching this* YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE TWIZZLERS!

HotStuff: *sets Jason on fire* IT'S STILL MINE!

BlueCookies: *dives for the Twizzler*

HotStuff: *jumps off a cliff to avoid Percy*

BlueCookies: *dives off the cliff to follow Leo*

DeadOfWinter: Well...

DeadOfWinter: that happened.

*The chat has been closed*