*The chat is now open*

HotStuff: Okay, guys!

HotStuff: So I've been thinking

BlanketBurrito: That's a surprise.

DrSunshine: *high fives Neeks*

HotStuff: Anyway, what if Percy actually had a job?

Everyone:...

DeadOfWinter: Are you saying that you were thinking...

DeadOfWinter: about the world ending?

WoofWoof: I mean, just imagine it!

GoldenGirl: Percy as a cop:

GoldenGirl: *does horrible Percy voice* excuse me sir,

GoldenGirl: I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over. Well, you see, you have a dog. And I was wondering if I could pet it.

SmarterThanU: *poker face*

SmarterThanU: That was...

BlueCookies: Mean?

SuperBrick: wrong?

PipedUp: Surprisingly accurate?

SmarterThanU: *pipabeth high five*

(NOTP)

DeadOfWinter: But what about as a soldier?

DeadOfWinter: *screeches trying to do Percy voice* ARES! I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS!

DeadOfWinter: BLUE. COOKIES. ARE. BETTER. THAN. RED. COOKIES!

BlueCookies: IS THAT SO WRONG?!

BlueCookies: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BLUE COOKIES?!

BlueCookies: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BLUE?!

SuperBrick: or cookies?

BlueCookies: OR COOKIES?!

DeadOfWinter: NO! Cookies are...

DeadOfWinter: *literally hasn't had a cookie in two years*

DeadOfWinter: Cookies... are... cookies. Ya know?

BlanketBurrito: *raises hand*

BlanketBurrito: Can I team with Percy? *he has the "imma give chu skeleton tickles" look in his eye*

DrSunshine: Nico, have you anything better to do with skeletons besides tickle the poor girl?

BlanketBurrito: *thinks over his life*

BlanketBurrito: No.

BlanketBurrito: IT'S BLUE COOKIES, ROSE! BLUE!

BlanketBurrito: *summons le skeletons*

DeadOfWinter: *dies from too many tickles*

(R.I.P. Rose di Angelo. Died from too many skeleton tickles. 1862-2017)

DeadOfWinter: Just kidding. Still here.

HuntressCakey: *ninja throws a Solangelo shirt onto Hazel*

HuntressCakey: REYNICO IS AN EVIL SHIP!

HuntressCakey: *dissappear*

HotStuff: That was...

DeadOfWinter: completely normal.

HotStuff: Not creepy at all.

DeadOfWinter: happens every day.

HotStuff: all the time.

DeadOfWinter: since camp was made.

HotStuff: yea- wait what?

DeadOfWinter: Dunno.

SuperBrick: *bangs brick on head in backround*

PipedUp: Jason...

PipedUp: That's gonna kill you...

SuperBrick: How do you know? Have you ever died?

SuperBrick: *doesn't pass out...*

(That last action was a lie)

DeadOfWinter: Imma just.... you know...

HotStuff: Sleep?

DeadOfWinter: Sleep. Yeah. Totally.

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