*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: Serious talk for a moment. ("Serious")

DeadOfWinter: I just hit one thousand reads. Thank you guys so much for that! As you may know, I've already posted how much I love you guys on my message board. But I just wanna say thank you again! I can't believe I have one thousand reads! And a hundred votes!

DeadOfWinter: *huggles Nico*

HuntressCakey: *huggles Nico with Rose*

MightyMugMother: *huggles Mugs*

DeadOfWinter: *pulls Bridget with Cakey and Nico and herself*

MightyMugMother: WATTPAD SIBLING HUG!

HuntressCakey: WATTPAD SIBLING HUG!

DeadOfWinter: \(^-^)/

DeadOfWinter: NOW, ON WITH THE STUPIDITY!

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(Will and Nico thinking they're in a private chat room... how wrong they are)

DrSunshine: Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...

DrSunshine: Because baby, you take my breath away.

BlanketBurrito: Maybe I should give you mouth to mouth resuscitation to make sure your breathing patterns return to normal.

Everyone:...

HotStuff: Saucy

BlanketBurrito: Will.

DrSunshine: yes?

BlanketBurrito: YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A PRIVATE CHAT ROOM!

SmarterThanU: It was.

BlanketBurrito: was?

SmarterThanU: Untill I hacked into it.

Everyone:...

BlueCookies: That's why I love you!

SmarterThanU: *glare*

BlueCookies: That's why I met you!

SmarterThanU: *hair flip* wutever.

BlanketBurrito: *tries to sneak to the Hades cabin with Will*

BlueCookies: *sees them*

BlueCookies: NICO!

BlanketBurrito: What now?

BlueCookies: *throws Nico some sunscreen*

BlanketBurrito: What?

BlueCookies: Use protection *wink wink*

(Wouldn't two winks make a blink?)

BlanketBurrito: *causally summons a few.... dozen... skeletons*

WeSkeletonz: *drags Percy off somewhere*

SuperBrick: Bye Percy!

SuperBrick: *bites down on a brick*

PipedUp: Oh Gods, no

GoldenGirl: Jason... it's not what you think...

WoofWoof: Jason... that's not a brick...

WoofWoof: IT'S A BLUE COOKIE!

DeadOfWinter: PLOT TWIST!

Everyone, including the readers probably: *face palm* Omgs. No. Rose, stahp. Wut r chu doing? Staaahp.

SuperBrick: It's a... cookie?

SuperBrick: *dies*

DeadOfWinter: *pulls out bottle of poisen* MWUHAHAHAHA!

SuperBrick: Jk. I'm alive.

(In case you don't know Internet slang, JK means Just Kidding)

DeadOfWinter: PLOT TWIST #2!

PipedUp: Is she about to...

GoldenGirl: Yeah, close the the chat...

DeadOfWinter: *gettin' fired up*

*The chat has been closed*

But in all seriousness, thanks so much for 1k reads! It means a lot to me! My book has now become sort of intimidating knowing that like, a billion people have read it! But I love all you you!

*huggles*

Urz Truly,
Rose~