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Author: ATTENTION DEMIGODS OF THIS CHAT

Percy: *whisper* is that Roh?

Leo: No, that's Nico. WHO DO YOU THINK THE AUTHOR OF THIS CRAPPY CHAT THINGY MABOB IS?!

Percy: Right. Hi Nico.

Leo: That was sarcasm.

Author: Sorry about not updating a lot, readers. It's just... idk. I currently don't have a name and that's kinda... weird.

Piper: .... But you have a name. You have lots of names. Like Rose and Roh and Norman and N-

Author: Don't you dare say my legal name.

Piper: .... k.

Author: Anyway, I trust you readers a lot and I was wondering on names. I was gonna do Roh but literally 5% of the world's population can pronounce it right.

Annabeth: Seeing as I have been busy the past two chapters, I'm a little confused on this whole "You were female now you're male" thing.

Author: Yeah, a few people are. It's not that I've changed my biological sex, just my gender. Google it if you're having trouble.

Annabeth: Okay, but what about your legal name/Rose, the name 99% of the people you know call you?

Author: My legal name sucks and Rose is very female.

Author: ANYYYYYWHOOO I was thinking Roman, Alex, or Jack. Opinions?

Percy: Not Jack. He constantly hits on Riptide. Show that sword some respect for ladies!

Annabeth: Didn't Alex cut my cousins head off then kiss him later on?

Author: ... yes, that did happen.

Jason: But maybe not Roman. Because if you fall....

Nico: THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN!

Jason: Exactly.

Nico: No, Rome is being raided by Titans rn, gtg.

Hazel: oh PHUCK.

Frank: HAZEL DO NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE

Hazel: FRANK DO NOT TELL ME WHAT LANGAUGE TO USE I'LL FREAKING GO ALL CAJUN FRENCH ON YOU

Fact: People will say "Louisiana French" but that's literally "Cajun French". Cajun is not a religion, it's an ancestry thing. 85% of South Louisiana's population is Cajun French or something like that idk. But it's the same thing.

Reyna: ROMANS, BEAT THE SCHIST OUT OF EVERYTHING.

Reyna: EXCEPT NICO.

Reyna: NICO PROTECTION SQUAD, UNITE.

Will: I CAN PROTECT HIM BY MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Reyna: Will, you're a doctor.

Will: An army doctor, meaning I can break every bone in your body while naming them

Author: Why is Reyna even here?????

Reyna: You dont wanna know

Author: I'll trust on that

Author: And I'm on Will's side.

Author: "I hate that squad, Nico doesn't need protection he has condoms- I MEAN A SWORD Oh Schist that sounds worst." -Angelica

Nico: I respect that quote and I'm not scared to shit from Angelica nope nope she's a fluffy cinnomen she can't hurt me ha ha ha

Percy: Yea okay suuuure

Author: Anyway, imma goooooo.

Author: (please leave name suggestions in comments I legit cannot name myself ty)

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