*The chat is now open*

SmarterThanU: Fact: there are million of creatures on you right now.

SmarterThanU: Another fact: there are even more in your bed.

PipedUp: ... well that was uncalled for...

DeadOfWinter: Wait, so does that mean I actually have irl friends?

BlanketBurrito: Annabeth said that they're on you.

BlanketBurrito: Not that they like you.

GoldenGirl: Aww! So there could be two tiny creatures playing tag on my leg right now!

GoldenGirl: That's so adorable!

HotStuff: Or... I mean...

HotStuff: They could be doing it on your leg, too.

WoofWoof: OR they could be killing a literal dummy named Leo Valdez.

HotStuff: Ya know what, Frankenstein?

HotStuff: Shut up.

DeadOfWinter: but you also sleep with them...

PipedUp: Yeah, stop sleeping with a million guys at once, you sl-

WoofWoof: *covers Piper's mouth* That's enough on that topic...

BlueCookies: wait, does that mean...

BlueCookies: That those beasts...

BlueCookies: are on my blue cookies?

SuperBrick: Yes.

DrSunshine: Oh, look who's back. *glares at Jason*

SuperBrick: ...

DrSunshine: *thunking* the Jasico fanficton is unbelievable. Jason needs to start shipping Solangelo harder.

DrSunshine: *actually talking* ....

SuperBrick: GUESS WHO'S BACK

BlueCookies: *dabs*

SuperBrick: BACK AGAIN

BlueCookies: *dabs*

SuperBrick: JASE IS BACK!

BlueCookies: *dabs*

DeadOfWinter: lol, no you're not.

*The chat has been closed*

Fact:  I actually typed all of this with only my pinky and pointer finger. XD

I was eating while doing this.