The war has ended. The chat was at peace...
Until this happened.
The day Rose lost it all.

*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: *tapping away, minding her own business.

Life: BAM! YOU GOT 100 FOLLOWERS!

DeadOfWinter: *hides in a corner* follower? What's a follower?

Life: It's someone who likes your stories...

DeadOfWinter: What's a story? All I write is sh-

GoldenGirl: CHIST!.... she said schist.

BlanketBurrito: I wanted her to say it...

DrSunshine: And I want you in the infirmary.

BlanketBurrito: What those two things have in common- neither are gonna happen.

DrSunshine: I'll give you a happy meal.

BlanketBurrito: Yeah, what? I didn't say anything. Let's go to the infirmary, Will!

DeadOfWinter: *rapidly reloads, trying to make the follower count go down*

SuperBrick: *breaks into song* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE-

PipedUp: **you

SuperBrick: EEEYOUUUUUUU

BlueCookies: *noms goldfish*

BlueCookies: *does the little jingle* the snack that smiles back...

DeadOfWinter: *forgets everything and slams fist on table* OBJECTION!

SuperBrick: *GASP* Are you saying... that...

DeadOfWinter: NO. GOLDFISH DO NOT SMILE BACK.

HotStuff: *takes one of Percy's goldfish*

BlueCookies: Leo-....

HotStuff: *points at smile* THEY. ARE. SMILING.

WoofWoof: How do you know they aren't frowning upside down?

SmarterThanU: *face palm* that's what a smile is, Frank.

WoofWoof: Right... I knew that...

(#WhenFrankTriesToJoke)

(#ThatHashtagWasntTrue)

(#WhyAmIHashtagging)

DeadOfWinter: THEY MIGHT BE SMILING, YES.

DeadOfWinter: But they were smiling first.

Everyone: *dramatic gasp*

DeadOfWinter: Meaning you're the one smiling back.

BlueCookies: This has forever changed goldfish...

HotStuff: the world... it's like it's been reborn.

TheGods: How... how could we have not seen this before?

DeadOfWinter: But I'm stupid, so whatever.

*Goldfish commercial plays*

TheUniverse: THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK! GOLDFISH!

WoofWoof: But you know what will smile back?

GoldenGirl: *blushes* what?

WoofWoof: Polite people who get smiled at.

*cue the cheesy laughter*

...

Ahem.

I said *cue the cheesy laughter*

DeadOfWinter: It's broken!

Oh...

Well then...

*The can't has been closed*

That ending part was a one-time-thing. I'm not gonna confuse people how I'm a narrator and in the story. XD