(A/N) HEADS UP: I'm adding Dan and Phil into this chapter ONLY.

*The curtains open as the following words appear on a screen*

*The chat is now open*

*DanIsOnFire and AmazhangPhil have face planted into the chat*

DanIsOnFire: Woah!

DanIsOnFire: *looks around*

AmazhangPhil: This doesn't look like home, Dan.

DanIsOnFire: and what even are our usernames?

AmazhangPhil: No clue. Maybe if we ask around?

DanIsOnFire: Um.... hello?

DanIsOnFire: WE NEED SUM F****** HELP!

AmazhangPhil: *offstage* bleep that part out, Rose.

HotStuff: GUESS TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY F****** DAY!

DeadOfWinter: *offstage* bleeping all da words!

HotStuff: H*** TO YOU F******!

PipedUp: *offstage* maybe too much bleeping?

DeadOfWinter: NEVER!

BlanketBurrito: *takes the bleeper away from Rose*

BlanketBurrito: *doesn't intend on using it.

DrSunshine: *takes the bleeper away from Neeks*

HotStuff: *ahem*

HotStuff: HEYO TO YOU FRIENDS!

DanIsOnFire: Hi... hello!

DanIsOnFire: Uh....

DanIsOnFire: We need help.

HotStuff: What kind of help? I can give you stuff! Like knives!

HotStuff: and BJ's!

GoldenGirl: NOPE! REMOVE THE LEO! *shoves Leo off the stage*

HotStuff: I MEANT BUTTER AND JELLY! LIKE SANDWICHES!

DeadOfWinter: *laughing her a** off* Just don't call them BJ's

AmazhangPhil: *cough* We need to get home!

AmazhangPhil: Can you please help

HotStuff: Yeah...

HotStuff: No, actually.

HotStuff: You must talk to the Iguana at the top of the hill for info.

WoofWoof: *facepalm*

DanIsOneFire: *walks to the top of the hill with Phil*

DanIsOnFire: *looks down*

DanIsOnFire: *sees a brick*

DanIsOnFire: this is a brick.

(Get the reference?)

SuperBrick: *swoops out of the air*

SuperBrick: BRICKY! THERE YOU ARE!

SuperBrick: *cradles brick* I've been looking all over for you!

AmazhangPhil: Excuse me, sir.

SuperBrick: Yes?

AmazhangPhil: isn't there suppose to be an Iguana on this hill?

SuperBrick: Oh, no. It's the other hill. *points to a hill literally 10 feet away*

DanIsOnFire: ... ah. Yes.

*they walk up the other hill*

AmazhangPhil: *steps on something squishy*

WoofWoof: GET THE BLOFZDJRJAHWNJRIDJ OFF OF ME!

AmazhangPhil: the "BLOFZDJRJAHWNJRIDJ?"

WoofWoof: THE BLOFZDJRJAHWNJRIDIJ!!!!!

DanIsOnFire: You could have just used f****

HotStuff: *lights Dan on fire* ROSE SAID NO!

DanIsOnFire: WHY DO YOU GIVE A DAM ABOUT ROSE?!

HotStuff: SHE'S THE DAM DIRECTOR!

AmazhangPhil: Oh great Iguana if the hill,

AmazhangPhil: how do we get the f**** home?

WoofWoof: you must say the magic words.

DanIsOnFire: Which are...

WoofWoof: *thinks for a bit*

WoofWoof: WHOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?!

HotStuff: GOLDFISH!

DeadOfWinter: No, I did not just mix a jingle with a song.

(short pause while Phan thinks this over)

AmazhangPhil: WHOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?!

DanIsOnFire: GOLDFISH!

*nothing happens*

DanIsOnFire: Nothing's happenig.

WoofWoof: oh, about that.

WoofWoof: I just wanted to hear you say it!

DanIsOnFire: ... remind me why we're doing this skit?

AmazhangPhil: Rose gave us popcorn.

DanIsOnFire: Riiiighhhttt....

DanIsOnFire: *steals popcorn and leaves*

AmazhangPhil: YOU CAN'T HOG ALL THE POPCORN!

DanIsOnFire: WATCH ME!

Everyone: *watches this masterpiece from a screen*

DeadOfWinter: *wipes tear away*

SuperBrick: so beautiful.

DeadOfWinter: Too bad Perce and Annabeth weren't around when shooting it.

BlueCookies: NO! MY EGO ISN'T BIG ENOUGH!

SmarterThanU: *behind Percy*

SmarterThanU: *mouths "yes it is!"*

*The curtains close as the following words appear on the screen*

*The chat has been closed*