All so protective to his old Camaro,
My step-father, Gabe Ugliano.
Rude, abusive, cruel and smelly,
"Darn, why did mom chose him to marry?"

He is very addicted to his game poker,
And, dude, he smells worst than sewage water.
But I had to thank him, he saved me from monsters' rant,
His smell somehow covered my strong demigod scent.

I left Medusa's head to my mother
Incase he tries again to abuse her
I soon recieved a letter from mom
Gabe, after all, was useful as an income

Hey! Crappy? I know. I'm having a very busy week, and I'm sick. That's why I can't update much these days. That's all :)