I am Leo Amazing Valdez,
One of the Seven, of that stupid prophecy.
I had been known for all my jokes,
Because I am awesome, hell yeah baby.

I only invented the word scrawny,
I had designed and built the Argo II.
You have no idea who the Hades I am?
Then here's what I say to you, "Boo!"

Festus the dragon and Buford the table,
I mean, they're both amazing right?
"Dieeee!" I heard someone scream,
It was coach Hedge, again wanting some fight.

Calypso misses me because I am amazing,
I am awesome, don't even try to ruin it.
He fell for my looks and my amazing charms,
How do I get back to Ogygia again? Oh, Schist.

This is just for fun hehe. :) TEAM LEO ALL THE WAY!