BeckyD: Oh my- Claire WhAt HaVe YoU dOnE tO mE

Tori: ...?

Claire: I guess you found a mirror...

BeckyD: i can't believe you let me walk around like this in public!

Claire: Oh come on it wasn't that bad.

Tori: wot wasnt that bad?

Claire: Long story.

BeckyD: You promised it wouldn't show up! I am going to-

Jon: Hey Becky D where you at? I need a hand. :P

BeckyD: Sorry I can't I'm in hiding.

BeckyD: The naiads have rejected me.

Claire: Go away JohnnyBoi this is a girl conversation

Jon: Wha- Oh. Ohhhhhhhh. Ye bye.

Tori: srsly guys whats going on?

BeckyD: I'm hideous is what's going on!

Tori: And why is that only a problem now?

Jon: oooooh burned.

BeckyD: JON!

Claire: Jon.

Tori: jon

Jon: Sorry oops imma go now lol

Jon: bye

Tori: So what happened?

BeckyD: Claire made me-

Claire: Hold on, I made you? You asked me to!

BeckyD: But it looked good on you!

Claire: That's because I only used a little bit, not the whole thing!

Tori: ...?

BeckyD: Well nobody told me to so-

Claire: yea because that's just common sense!

Tori: Ok girls geesh stop plz

Claire: But-

Tori: no.

Tori: Explain what happened calmly without bickering like squirrels

Claire: Why squirrels?

Tori: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Claire: Ye but-

Tori: jUsT GeT On WiTh It!

BeckyD: Basically Claire took me to the mall as a treat for my birthday

Tori: yeah...

BeckyD: And we went into this massive drugstore

Tori: yeah...

BeckyD: And i saw this really nice eyeshadow palette

Tori: yeah...

BeckyD: And Claire was trying a different one and it looked really good and she said I should try the one I saw

Tori: yeah...

BeckyD: but i didn't want to so Claire did it for me and it felt really weird but she said it looked fine

Tori: yeah...

BeckyD: And then we carried on and loads of people saw me and now we're back I see it looks hideous

Claire: hideous is a tad harsh

Tori: iF u want Becks ill borrow some makeup remover from my sisters and fix it for you

BeckyD: yes please

Tori: Where r u?

BeckyD: In the woods, near Zeus's fist

Tori: im on my way honey

Tori: Anyway, im sure it cant look too bad- OMGs it can. Oh honey...

BeckyD: *starts sobbing*

Tori: HOw dare you do that to her claire that colour is a sin beside her complexion and you used far too much and did you even try to blend?!

Claire: I was just trying to be nice...

BeckyD: Can you get rid of it Tori?

Tori: Ye don't worry hon i'll fix this for you

Tori: But we're going to need more remover

Tori: Claire to attone for your sins you must go to my cabin and ask Valentina to bring me that crate of heavy duty make-up remover we got this morning.

Tori: And possibly some concealer too.

Claire: *sigh* Your cabin reeks of perfume but I guess.. fine.

*fifty mins later*

Tori: OK hon you're good

EntireFreakingAphroditeCabin: *collapse from exhaustion*

BeckyD: Claire? Never go shopping with me again.

Claire: Deal.