Lorelai says: Lifetime supply of eyeballs

3 likes, 2 dislikes.

Claire: Yes please.

Lorelai: $200

Jon: How many tho

Lorelai: lifetime supply

Jon: How much is that

Lorelai: Who knows

Lorelai: Maybe when you run out of eyeballs they resend

Lorelai: Or maybe they average out how many eyeballs somebody uses in a lifetime

Claire: Why are we having this conversation?

Jon: idk

Belle: I refuse to participate in this conversation.

Lorelai: maybe they calculated people's lifetimes like some creepy Death Note thing and match two people with the same lifetimes and they take one person's eyeballs and give it to the other.

Jon: You lost me at maybe

Lorelai: That way the eyeballs will literally last you a whole lifetime??

Claire: Ohhhhhhh

Claire: I really don't even know

Claire: Also, look at you, making Death Note references!!

Belle: why

Lorelai: It's an interesting subject.

Lorelai: Different companies have different definitions of Lifetime supply.

Jon: I want a lifetime supply of quavers

Claire: ew no

Jon: what is wrong with u

Lorelai: Most often they calculate how much (product) the average person uses in a month and then give that amount to whoever got the lifetime supply.

Claire: how much (eyeballs) the average person uses

Jon: lol

Belle: Should I be worried how you know this?

Jon: yeah

Lorelai: less common is constantly topping up the supply of whoever has the lifetime supply

Lorelai: However, that is the only true and accurate (and expensive) interpretation of a lifetime supply.

Lorelai: Unless you can accommodate somebody's needs and consumption habits, it's not a true lifetime supply and therefore false advertising.

Jon: ummmmm

Lorelai: which opens up a legal can of worms

Claire: Can we consider that this is a discussion about eyeballs? 

Belle: There are probably Ts and Cs

Lorelai: yeah but it's false advertising nevertheless 

Lorelai: even if the Ts and Cs are adhered and justify the situation, it's false advertising and lowers the credibility of the producer.

Jon: yes I agree *nods knowingly*