Claire the cardboard thief
Leo says: why is there cereal all over the floor and where did the cereal boxes go?
4 likes, 1 dislike
Jon: where is ma apple juice carton?
Lorelai: My clipboards are missing too...
Belle: They all have one thing in common:
Alyx: My cardboard is all gone!
Belle: cardboard.
Jon: but who took ma apple juice?
Claire: mwahahahahahaha
Leo: NO
Claire: Yes.
Jon: WHyyyyyyyyy
Claire: I have so much cardboard right now.
Claire: I love it.
Claire: I'm the Cardboard Queen
Jon: Why do you need cardboard?
Claire: Isn't it obvious?
Leo: no
Jon: NO
Alyx: No
Lorelai: No.
Belle: actually, yes.
Belle: but you first
Claire: I'm getting my creative side on!
Claire: That said, I'm not embracing my Safety First side, because I have several hot glue burns from making the best thing ever
Clary: Really? Do tell.
Claire: I'm making PoWeR aRmOuR hAhAhA I wiLl Be unStoPpAbLe
Claire: I'll tEaCh tHoSe mOnStErS a lEsSon
Jon: I don't think cardboard is strong enough to handle a Deathclaw...
Jon: I'm angry that you took my apple juice. Couldn't you have let me finish it first?
Claire: no.
Jon: Why not?
Claire: Hydration.
Claire: I have 3st
BeckyD: Threest?
Belle: oh my gods
BeckyD: ooooooH thirsty
Claire: Ring-a-ding-ding baby, we have a Winner!!
Jon: You are banned from speaking like a casino manager from 2281.
Claire: ;-;
Claire:
Claire: You know what Jon?
Claire: I'll do the exact opposite.
Claire: Hey Clary I need as much black and white plaid as you can carry. I'll pay you in cardboard.
Clary: Not good enough
Claire: Fine. I can go up to 125 caps ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Clary: what? No. Give me good stuff
Claire: Pocket fluff? CD case with no CD? A melted pile of chocolate eggs?
Claire: Okay make that one unharmed Creme Egg and a melted pile of chocolate eggs.
Claire: I'll also need to get these pockets cleaned out...
Clary: I'll take the Creme egg.
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