Claire the cardboard thief

Leo says: why is there cereal all over the floor and where did the cereal boxes go?

4 likes, 1 dislike

Jon: where is ma apple juice carton?

Lorelai: My clipboards are missing too...

Belle: They all have one thing in common:

Alyx: My cardboard is all gone!

Belle: cardboard.

Jon: but who took ma apple juice?

Claire: mwahahahahahaha

Leo: NO

Claire: Yes.

Jon: WHyyyyyyyyy

Claire: I have so much cardboard right now.

Claire: I love it.

Claire: I'm the Cardboard Queen

Jon: Why do you need cardboard?

Claire: Isn't it obvious?

Leo: no

Jon: NO

Alyx: No

Lorelai: No.

Belle: actually, yes.

Belle: but you first

Claire: I'm getting my creative side on!
Claire: That said, I'm not embracing my Safety First side, because I have several hot glue burns from making the best thing ever

Clary: Really? Do tell.

Claire: I'm making PoWeR aRmOuR hAhAhA I wiLl Be unStoPpAbLe
Claire: I'll tEaCh tHoSe mOnStErS a lEsSon

Jon: I don't think cardboard is strong enough to handle a Deathclaw...
Jon: I'm angry that you took my apple juice. Couldn't you have let me finish it first?

Claire: no.

Jon: Why not?

Claire: Hydration.
Claire: I have 3st

BeckyD: Threest?

Belle: oh my gods

BeckyD: ooooooH thirsty

Claire: Ring-a-ding-ding baby, we have a Winner!!

Jon: You are banned from speaking like a casino manager from 2281.

Claire: ;-;
Claire:
Claire: You know what Jon?
Claire: I'll do the exact opposite.
Claire: Hey Clary I need as much black and white plaid as you can carry. I'll pay you in cardboard.

Clary: Not good enough

Claire: Fine. I can go up to 125 caps ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Clary: what? No. Give me good stuff

Claire: Pocket fluff? CD case with no CD? A melted pile of chocolate eggs?
Claire: Okay make that one unharmed Creme Egg and a melted pile of chocolate eggs.
Claire: I'll also need to get these pockets cleaned out...

Clary: I'll take the Creme egg.

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