Leo says: Becky come to the Dionysus cabin now!

2 likes, 5 dislikes.

BeckyD: For the last time, it's BECKY D.

Leo: If you say so Becky

Claire: What do you want? *hugs friend protectively*

Jon: Well I got this awesome-

Leo: Jon NO!

Leo: Just come.

BeckyD: I'm coming

Claire: But I'm coming too.

Lorelai: I just want to say goodbye now

Claire: So where are you?

Jon: In Dionysus cabin.

Claire: ooookay... we're here

Leo: Where?

Claire: turn around.

BeckyD: What is THAT?

Claire: NaNi!

Lorelai: What is it?

Lorelai: Are you guys okay?

BeckyD: Good question

Claire: I...

Jon: How to explain...

Leo: Jon got his hands on a drone.

Lorelai: So why did you need Becky D?

Claire: wHy DoEs He HaVe A dRoNe??????

Jon: Don't Ask.

Leo:  Hermes kids

Lorelai: ^

Jon: Leo and I thought that-

BeckyD: I wanna go

Leo: *smirks evilly*

Jon: *rubs hands* Perfect. Our plan... It is going to plan.

Leo: *hands over controller*

BeckyD: How do you do it?

Leo: Press the button, then push that lever, and steer with that dial.

Claire: Becky Nooooooooo!

_Drone_: *emits loud buzzing whine*

BeckyD: AAHHHH HOW DO I-

_Drone_: *careens sideways like a possessed lawnmower*

Claire: AGH NOT TOWARDS ME!

_Drone_: *Flies straight up in the air*

BeckyD: I CANT CONTROL IT ITS GONE ROGUE!

Claire: we have to stop it!

Jon: I've got it! Leo, turn on the ceiling fan!

BeckyD: Why is there a potato on the fan?!?!

Leo: DONT QUESTION IT!

_Drone_: *inches along ceiling towards Leo*

Leo: *Lunges for fan switch*

_Drone_: *Drops like stone on Leo's head*

Leo: ARGH GEROFF! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF ME!

Lorelai: I thought you liked technology

Leo: NOT WHEM ITS ATTACKING ME!

Lorelai: *when

Leo: OH IM SORRY IM A BIT BUSY NOT DYING

Lorelai: Do you want some help? Do you need me to come over there?

Claire: NO LOR STAY AWAY. RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT LIKELY DOES.

Lorelai: I guess not then

_Drone_: *stops moving and makes beep noises like an innocent cinnamon roll*

Leo: *backs away and stares dubiously at drone*

Claire: *catches breath*

BeckyD: *drops controller like a hot potato*

Jon: *looks at potato on ceiling fan*

_Drone_: *rotors whir back to life*

Jon: NO NO NO NOT TOWARDS ME

Jon: BACK FOUL BEAST! NOT TODAY!

_Drone_: *leaps suddenly into flight and soars like graceful ballerina at face under blue hair*

Jon: STAHP! I COULD'VE DROPPED MA CROIS- AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Leo: *winces*

Claire: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

Lorelai: You know it's bad when Jon's too preoccupied to trademark his blue hair.

Jon: IT'S BLUEEEE HAIR (TM) ACTUAL- AH! OW OW OOF OW OW

BeckyD: WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Claire: NO! LEAVE HIS FACE ALONE! IT'S UGLY ENOUGH AS IT IS!

Jon: HEY- OOOF NO!

_Drone_: *continues, regardless of screaming*

Jon: OUCH! IS THIS THING POSSESSED?

Jon: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

Lorelai: You also know its bad when the drone is the only one not screaming

BeckyD: PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!

_Drone_: *flutters gracefully to ground like cherry blossom*

BeckyD: ...that actually worked?...

Lorelai: Is everyone okay?

Jon: I think I'm scarred for life.

Claire: We need to disable that thing.

Leo: On it.

_Drone_: *silently rises into air behind backs like ninja of old*

Lorelai: subtle

BeckyD: WATCH OUT!

Claire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BeckyD: NOOOOO CLAIIIIIIIIIRE!

BeckyD: *tries to swat drone away from Claire*

Leo: *tries to hack drone from laptop*

Jon: *grabs mace off the wall*

Claire: That's not a mace

Jon: *hefts bludgeon in hands* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BUSY BEING ATTACKED

Claire: ITS NOT A BLUDGEON EITHER!

Jon: DO YOU WANT ME TO SAVE YOU OR NOT?

Claire: YES! JUST GET ON WITH IT! THIS AIN'T FUN YOU KNOW!

Jon: *charges at drone*

Leo: nO! You can't save her, she's mine! *typing intensifies*

_Drone_: *easily dodges morning star blows like a peter dodging bullets*

Claire: FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT RIGHT! I WOULD THANK YOU IF YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO KILL ME!

Leo: YES! I'm nearly there, Claire. Hold on!

Claire: STOP TEXTING AND HACK THE FLIPPING DRONE!

Jon: *somehow embeds mace in wall*

Claire: NOT A MACE!

Lorelai: *eats popcorn*

_Drone_: *leaves educated one and speeds towards defenceless hoodie-with-legs*

Lorelai: *popcorn eating intensifies*

BeckyD: *checks Claire for ouchies*

Leo: *types* *types* *types*

Jon: *screams as drone speeds towards unholy place*

Lorelai: *holds breath*

_Drone_: *drops to ground like a peter not dodging bananas*

Leo: YES!

Jon: MY SAVIOUR!

Leo: I WAS TRYING TO SAVE CLAIRE NOT YOU!

Jon: Where even is Claire?

Leo: Or the naiad?

BeckyD: My NaMe Is BeCkY d!

Claire: And we've left. It's clearly not safe in there. Also I suggest you dismantle that thing before it makes a comeback.

_Drone_: *is dismantled*

Jon: I. Am. Never. Doing. That. Again.

Lorelai: Where are the credits?