Jon says: I feel like singing

1 like, 5 dislikes

Jon: Youch.

Jon: Every one of those dislikes was like a stab in the heart

Claire has disliked your post "I feel like singing"

Jon: Et tu, Brute?

Claire: Y'know, there's no concrete evidence that Caesar ever said that.

Jon: pppppppshhhhh

Jon: I

Jon: Don't

Jon: Care.

Jon: I'll have you know that I have a great voice.

Virginia: Jon, as much as I hate to say this, I have to disagree.

Jon: How many times will I get stabbed in the back in one day??

Jon: Why have the heavens turned on me?

Jon: The gods have become blind to my troubles

Jon: I truly walk this Earth alone.

Claire: Hey Edgelord, chill.

Claire: If you're so good at singing, I want you to come over to Apollo cabin right now and sing. I'll be at the window

Private message to 1951 Cheez Wiz (Clary)

Bring your camera

Now.

OMGs I love how you think

Where should I hide?

There's a bush outside my window in Cabin 7

Also

You realise Cheez Wiz was invented in 1952

Actually no, I created the first ever Cheez Wiz in 1951

And how do you know that? That is Hermes kid-level knowledge right there

:3

OMG he's singing ABCDEFG like the notes

I'm dying

He's actually not that bad

Oh there goes another voice crack

This is quality entertainment

wait

when did you get here

How did you see me?

The bush is shaking and I can hear laughing from deep within

Unless the local plant life has suddenly become sentient

And I was unaware

You say that as if we don't have Dodona and dryads

Fair point, madame.