Clary says: There are two kinds of people>>>

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Clary: It's been proven right there

Clary: Anyhoo, continue the statement

Claire: Those who listen to MEGALOVANIA ironically and those who bop to it just because it's a bangin tune

Jon: Damn this wasn't meant to be a callout post

Jon: There are two kinds of people: those who like Pepsi or those who like Coke

Claire: They're both foul. There's a third type: those who like neither

Jon: That's not a third type. That's just monsters who don't understand the joys of soft drinks.

Jon: Two types: potayto, potahto. Bath and bahth. Grass and grahss. 

Clary: Those who eat Doritos the way they're supposed to be, and those who buy flavourless cheese ones.

Clary: oNlY bUy DoRiToS iF tHeY'rE hOt AnD sPiCy

Alyx: There are two kinds of people: those who eat kiwis with the skin, and those peel it off

Jon: Ew, why would you take it off?

Claire: It's DESIGNED to be peeled off

Jon: If it was designed to not have skin, why would it have skin in the first place?

Claire: To protect the tasty, EdIbLe part inside?!?!

Jon: Okay tbh can't argue with that.

Claire: Besides, you wouldn't eat an orange with the skin on

Jon: Wouldn't I? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Alyx: omgs I'm going to change the subject

Alyx: um

Alyx: bye?