Hi! This is the part where I have to introduce the creator of this piece of garbage you are reading right now.

My name is Bernard and here are my top ten delusions as a Sagittarian.

1. I'm an aspiring writer. I have been a storyteller since grade school. I started posting stories online in 2013. That's when my delusions started.

2. I'm a mental health professional, a graduate of Psychology, and a Registered Psychometrician. This helps me a lot in dealing with my delusions.

3. I'm Batman... not literally and more like an owl. I am more active at night but this thing called employment forced me to sleep late and woke up early to start my daily delusions.

4. According to toss a coin, I'm an INFJ. Being an INFJ kinda suck. The only thing that makes me proud of this is the fact that we are super rare, you won't even notice we were there. Silent but deadly.

5. I love listening to music, but not all music. I love to sing. I believe that there are two types of Filipinos, those who were gifted with enchanting voices and those who will die trying. Def. belong to the last group.

6. I am a die-hard fan of DC and Marvel comics, mythology, and other pop culture stuff. I devour them.

7. I hoard books not for reading but due to these reasons: a. beautiful covers, b. if they're cheap, and c. I can call them mine.

8. I nail the boy (best)friend material. We don't talk about it here.

9. I'm a movie and TV geek as well.

10. I'm a Sagittarian. That thing alone makes anyone delusional.

This Short Fiction Collection will be my depository for stories that may or may not be written in a longer form as of now. I'll be having a short introductory part per piece to have background information about their creation. Some of them were losing entries from online writing contests, some for writing exercises I did when I used to be younger, and some are just plain garbage.

This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents in this book are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.