*it's a black-and-white hardboiled egg

* sadly, seem like it already had a partner

monster kid: yo, Kris!

show up earlier next time!

monster kid: I ended up having to partner with snowy, haha...

monster kid: now he keeps turning to me and saying "howdy, partner!" like a cowboy...

snowy: partn'er?

I hardly know'er?

snowy: ha ha ha!!

whaddya think of that one!?

funny, right???

snowy: ...no?

snowy: well, I got news for you, pal!

I already got a partner!!

scram!

jockington: Kris! you know jockington and catti, are always partners!

jockington: we're the ultimate academie dui, ever since our first gym class!

jockington: it was hula hoop day, and they ran out of hoops, for us...

jockington: so she used me instead!

that's our origin story!

*click, click, tap, tap...

catti:... taken

*you checked the time 

*... it seems to be time for class 

*the computer's wallpaper is a rotating slideshow of 

*...and, rarely, an image of two buff superheros embracing, blushing  

alphys: what?

wh-what am I watching on my phone?

alphys: it's schoolwork, of course