me: *finally has my therapy go down to once a month*

also me: *realizes im aroace and nonbinary A WEEK LATER*

still me: *realizes im the worlds worst secret keeper, i dont want to come out yet, and my next therapy is in two weeks*

me: oh wELL- time to stress out about not updating my splatoon fic for a few weeks even though it's gone on hiatus for a year before! time to screw around on the internet!

me now: oh god no i found too much badness and now i have to make this-