adrianhowlter: dad not to be offensive or anything but

adrianhowlter: i was just thinking about that mug you have bc i never gave u that????? do u have 12 other sons???

philly: ADRIAN???

philly: WHAT IS THAT USERNAME OH MY GOD

adrianhowlter: howell-lester seemed too long so i just merged them together

adrianhowlter: looks quite cool doesn't it?

philly: tbh not really

philly: WAIT HOW DID U GET MY USERNAME

adrianhowlter: papa gave me yours obviously

adrianhowlter: but thanks for acting like a 10 year old child who was caught using facebook

philly: excuse me that's not how u talk to your parents

philly: v bad child

adrianhowlter: soz dad

philly: it's ok i forgiv

adrianhowlter: ur a cool dad

adrianhowlter: i like u

philly: well ur a cool son

philly: i like u too

adrianhowlter: thank i appreciate v much

philly: can u tell me why ur texting me here tho? like you always used imessage i suppose?

adrianhowlter: papa told me to

adrianhowlter: he told me it's a family tradition

philly: well okay

adrianhowlter: WAIT

adrianhowlter: I KNOW UR STALLING, TELL ME WHO GAVE YOU THAT MUG

philly: sorry can't hear you too much traffic

adrianhowlter: WE'RE TEXTING THERE'S NO TRAFFIC

philly: well um

philly: new phone who dis?

adrianhowlter: oh my god i physically cringed please stop

philly: 😏

adrianhowlter: dad

adrianhowlter: please this is so lame i will cry

philly: 😎

adrianhowlter: no please don't use emojis

philly: but why!!😞😨

philly: i'm just trying to be a cool dad!!😢😩

adrianhowlter: oh god

adrianhowlter: sorry gotta blast 🚀🚀

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SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING MY WIFI ISN'T WORKING IM
(also some peasant sneezed on me so now im sick gr9!1!!!1!)