Izuku sits at a table across from his mother. Kana is on Izuku's lap and Izuku is petting the dragon loli's head. Izuku then looks up at his mom.

"So when did you get here?" Izuku asks

"I arrived about a day ago," Koybashi replies. "I was very surprised when I found multiple ladies and a dude living in my son's apartment."

"At first I thought I had the wrong address or you moved apartments. However, once I introduced myself tour maid became excited and welcomed me in." Koybashi explains

"I didn't think I'd meet Izuku's mother so quickly," Tohru says a bit embarrassed.

"It was quite the show." Koybashi laughs

(Flashback. Koybashi pov)

I had just arrived at my son's apartment. I wanted to tell him I'd be moving into an apartment complex 2 blocks away.

The reason for this is because my husband informed me that our son was feeling lonely without parents close by. So I decided to move closer to my son.

"This is it," I say while looking at my son apartment door. I knock and wait for a few moments. However, on the other side of the door, I don't hear my son's voice. I hear female voices.

The door opens and I see a girl in a maid outfit. She has horns red eyes and blonde hair with pink tips.

She looks at me without saying anything for a good second. "Can I help you?" She asks me with a smile.

"Oh hello, I'm Koybashi Midoriya. I'm looking for my son Izuku Midoriya. Did he move apartments rooms or anything?" I ask

In a flash, the girl with horns took my hand and looked into my eyes. Her eyes have stars in them and a bigger smile forms on her face.

"You're Izuku's mother!" She shouts "It's an honor to meet you, miss. Your son isn't here right now, but please come in." The girl says

As she shakes my hand rapidly I notice her large boobs bouncing up and down. "Izuku what are doing?" I ask myself in my mind as she drags me inside.

Once inside I see a small child with horns, blue eyes, and white and purple hair. Next, to her, I see a woman with closed eyes, horns, yellow, green, and blue hair, and impossible boobs. Then her closing. They're skimpy in the broadest definition.

"So do you all look this unrealistic?" I ask

"Come again?" Tohru asks

"Oh, nothing," I replied

"Well then I'm Tohru, Izuku's personal dragon maid this is Kanna."

"Oh god, she's not lying," Koybashi says in her mind

(Kanna) Hello

(Tohru) This Lucoa.

(Lucoa) Hey there

(Tohru) And that's fafnir

(Fafnir) ......... Damn he countered

(Koybashi) Well, I'm Izuku's mother. I'm Koybashi Midoriya.

(Back to present. Third person pov)

"And that son is how I met your dragon," Koybashi says to her son

"Wait how'd you find out Tohru us a dragon?" Izuku asks surprised and shocked

"Simple I used my quirk," Koybashi replies in a dull voice

(Koybashi Midoriya. Quirk: Lie detector. Koybashi can tell when someone lying just by looking at them. Perfect quirk for a parent. You always know who ate the last cookie)

"And you're not shocked or surprised?" Izuku asks

"Son I married Satan himself. So this isn't really that big of a shocker to me." Koybashi replies.

"However I guess you know that since your uncles came over." Koybashi remarks

"Well yeah, but I didn't know that you knew dad is Satan," Izuku says while scratching the back of his head with his free hand.

"Now I'm gonna asks you a few questions son," Koybashi says in a serious tone.

Izuku gulps and his mother's eyes glow a bright shade of brown. Meaning that her quirk is in effect.

"Have you done anything indecent with these girls?" Koybashi asks

"N-no and the thought has never even crossed my mind." Izukus stutters

"You're not lying, good. Next question, is that little ball of cuteness your daughter, biological or adopted it doesn't matter."Koybashi continues

"Well She's not my daughter but I have come to see her as my daughter," Izuku says blushing a bit

Kanna, on the other hand, is overjoyed at this information. "Izuku's daughter." She whispers to herself as he claps her face in her hands.

"Not lying again. Good. Final question. Are you dating any of these girls?" Koybashi asks

"W-well, I want on a single on a date with Tohru but I um..." Izuku begins buts starts stuttering uncontrollably

"He's still telling the truth. Guess I have nothing to worry about." Koybashi says in her head as she smiles at her son and deactivates her quirk.

"Calm down Izu," Lucoa says as she rests her huge breast atop Izuku's head

"Ok, I may need to worry about her,"Koybashi tells herself

just then a bump is felt on the table. "Dinner is served!" Tohru announces as she places a verity of food on the table.

"Wow, you really want all out this time Tohru," Izuku says amazed

"Well not only did you come back from your internship, but your mother is also over. I need to make a good first impression." Tohru says with a blush

"You want on internships. Tell me about it." Koybashi says to son

"Me too." Kanna cheers

"Me three," Tohru shouts

"You're not gonna forget about me are you?" Lucoa asks

Izuku blushes more but does manage to speak. "D-don't w-worry I-I'll tell you all e-everything." Izuku stutters

(Time skip)

"I don't approve of this Grim's training method, but if it's making you happy and stronger I guess I'll accept it," Tohru says with puffed up cheeks

"But this Grim does sound like quite the looker." Lucia chuckles

"Grim. That name sound familiar."Koybashi says

"I bet it does. Grim is the number three pro hero." Izuku geeks out

"No I mean I feel like I know that name from somewhere else," Koybashi says to her son. "It's probably nothing." Koybashi shrugs it off

"Well, he also gave me this," Izuku says as he summons his hollow mask on his face. "Cool right?"

"Amazing," Lucoa says

"Pretty cool son,"Koybashi tells her son with a smile

"I don't like it," Tohru tells Izuku

"How come?" Izuku asks

"Well, it hides your adorable face." Tohru retorts

(scene change. Grim's Place)

Grim sits at a poker table with a current merc sitting across him.

"You're going down this time, Grim. For I have the power of god and anime on my side!" Deadpool shouts

"Recycling old memes are we now Wade." Grim Smirks. "Well then put me in my place. If the author can't do it what makes you think you can?" Grim asks with a smirk

"Wel,l I have these. Straight flush!" Deadpool shouts as he shows Grim his hand

Grim only smirks as he looks into Deadpool's eyes. "Omae wamou shindeiru"

"NANI!" Wade shouts as he looks at the cards Grim places on the table. "A royal flush! Impossible"

A blast of light erupts from the card and Wade is sent crashing through a wall.

(On this day Wade Wilson aka Deadpool ha retired)

Grim walks toward Wade and looks down at him. "Bitch I won where's my money?"

"You cheated!" Wade shouts

"You're damn right I cheated, but you cheated too. All I did was cheat better then you did." Grim laughs

"You're a real piece of shit you know that," Deadpool says

"Tell me something, new buddy. Now give me my money." Grim smirks

"Fine here asshole," Deadpool tells Grim while handing Grim 300 bucks.

"Thank you," Grim says as he snatches the money and counts it.

Wade picks himself up and cracks his back.

"So what's happens in the next chapter? The readers and I are dying to know." Wade says

"Simple Izuku fights someone from class 1A to see how much he improved, then a fuller beach chapter, then the field trip arc." Grim replies

"Sounds like fun," Wade replies. "Let's just hope it doesn't take Loki eight thousand years to update." Wade remarks

"We can only hope," Grim says dramatically