Credit to the prompt by no_ones_weeb

Warning: Filler (because fuck you to people who want actual plot)

The Next Day - Ray's POV

"RAY! GET UP! HURRY! ITS HORRIFYING!" Someone yells outside my room.

I groan and I get up, Katsu follows me downstairs and to the common room where we see, about 24 new people.

I scratch my head and I yawn, before I register that its cold. "Give me one sec." I say and I go grab my sweater and white slippers.

I put the black sweater on and I slip my feet into the slippers.

I head back down stairs and I see my class freaking out.

I walk into the center of this chaos and I look between the two sides.

A tall guy, with dark emerald curly green hair that goes to his chin, in a black sweater and ripped jeans with combat boots and brown eyes walks up next to me.

I stare at him for a long moment and he stares back.

"My name is Ray Midoriya, who are you?" I ask him.

"That's funny, who are you really? And why do you have my name?" The guy asks as he bends down to my level.

My eye twitches slightly. "Your gonna play that game then. Ok fine Steven." I say to him.

His eye twitches. "My names not Steven, got that Jennifer?" He asks me.

"Ray, you therapist suggests you don't pick fights, come back here please and talk calmly to the person who looks and acts like you." Two Izu's say as my Izu pulls my arm and his pulls his arm.

"Listen here kid, my name isn't Jennifer, so listen Chad, I will message your face up if you do much as try to steal my fucking identity again. I was being nice and I asked for your name after giving mine. So at least have some decent fucking common manners and act like a decent fucking person and respond with your name. Got that Brad?" I ask the guy as I get in his face.

He bashes my forehead with his. "My names not Chad or Brad and I'm not a kid, and your the one who stole my fucking identity first! So I'm not gonna be nice until you tell me who your really are!" He responds.

I snort. "I was the one who stated their name first. You did not. So its you who stole my identity!" I counter.

He growls annoyed. "Fuck you!" He says as he walks backwards.

I smirk and I look at everyone. "Ok, as far as I can tell, which is really good because I haven't had anything to really wake me up except for the cold. These people, are the opposite genders of us and that one, is an asshole." I say to my class who look surprised. "This isn't the weirdest shit we've seen guys, so let's just move about our day. Hell, our quirks were switched so this isn't as bad as that crazy incident." I say and everyone nods.

I stretch as I walk to the kitchen.

"Ray!" Tara whines. "He's hot!" She whines as she follows me.

"Who?" I ask her.

"You!" She whines.

I hear explosions. "HEY! NO BLOWING UP THE COMMON ROOM KATSU!" I yell.

"WHATEVER!" I hear a female yell back.

I get myself a glass of water and I go change into my running clothes.

"I'm coming with you." Tara says to me.

"Fine." I say to her.

I tie my hair up as Tara stretches.

"RAY! THIS DUDE IS PISSING ME OFF!" Katsu yells as he stomps towards me male me following him with female Katsu.

Katsu gets to me as he shakes in fury.

I kiss his cheek and he tenses. "That does not make the situation and fucking better." Katsu says to me.

I push his head down. "Be good then." I say and he grumbles. "KIRI! Come get your buddy!" I yell.

Kiri and female Kiri race to the door and the two look confused.

"We'll be back later." I say and and Kiri nods.

"Have fun!" Kiri says with a grin.

I nod and I push Tara out the door.

"Run." Tara says to me and I nod.

We take off at a fast pace and we end up sliding down the mountain out of U.A.

"WOOOOO!" Tara cheers before choking on a fly, to which I laugh.

I jump over a log and I slide on water to the bottom of the hill, Tara just barely keeping up.

I race into town and down sidewalks while people just casually move.

After an hour, me and Tara arrive back to our dorm house, Tara is exhausted, while I feel a million times better.

"MOM!" I hear Mina and Denki cry.

I walk into the common room as I cool down. "What's wrong?" I ask the two confused.

"They're too much like us! Its boring!" Mina cries as she points to male Mina and female Denki.

I sweat drop. "I should probably figure out what's going on now." I say and Tara dies at my feet and I look at her amused.

I got get myself about a gallon of water that I drink on the way up to my room where I get my change of clothes and I head back down to the showers and I see female Katsu in there, putting on eyeliner.

She freezes when she sees me and I look at her for a moment before I shrug.

I head over to a shower where I take off my clothes.

"You have the same scars." Female Katsu says as she inspects my shoulders and thigh and various small scars from my childhood.

I look at her confused. "This is only slightly awkward." I say and she laughs.

I set the water temperature and it heats up while she continues to stare at me.

I realize I forgot my bathroom bag and I hit my head on the side of the wall.

I grab my phone and I text Mina to grab my stuff for me.

She replies and goes and gets it.

She gets here's after a few minutes with a grin.

"Here you go Mom, by the way, I want Rice with egg and Fish for breakfast." Mina says to me.

I nod. "Alright, I'll make breakfast after my shower." I say and she nods and leaves.

"Vanilla Bean shampoo and conditioner and body wash. You two use the same exact stuff." Female Katsu says surprised as she looks at my bathroom stuff.

I sweat drop and I put my shower stuff into the shower and I start my shower.

She keeps watching me, which makes me nervous.

Once I'm dressed, I leave and quickly.

I see my Katsu in the kitchen and I hide in his arms.

He just rubs my back while continuing to make the fish.

"Your trembling." Katsu comments.

"She kept staring and watching me in the shower and I didn't know what to do, it was nerve wracking." I breath out.

Katsu hums and finishes with the fish and then hugs me while I calm down.

I relax after a few minutes and then we make breakfast for everyone.

"RAY! ITS HORRIBLE!" I hear Mic scream from the Teachers dorm.

I take my bowl of rice and syrup and I put my shoes on.

I grab my chopsticks and I head to the dorm house with Male me following.

I eat my rice as I open the door with my quirk.

I head to the common room to see two of my Dad, but one is a woman and then there's two Mics, but one is a woman, and a male Midnight, female Cementos, and so on, along with a female All Might.

"Hey Dad, what's up?" I ask and he looks over and sees me and male me.

"There's two." Dad mutters, horrified.

"Ah yes, two mistakes, I know. However I figured these guys are an alternate version of us, just opposite genders is all. How they got here? I have no fucking clue." I say and Dad nods. "This is the male me, my entire class has their opposites too, female Katsu stared at me and observed me the entire time I was in the shower, making comments. Glad to know she's weird. Let's see, everyone has the same personalities. So that means, there are now two, of every idiot in class." I say and Dad looks mortified.

"Oh god." Mom says and takes a drink of some liquor.

"Give me that." Dad says and takes it from her and before he can take a drink, I take it from him and I dump it out.

"No." I say to him and I hear footsteps.

"RAY!" Eri cheers as she jumps towards me.

My water takes.my rice and I catch Eri. "Good morning Eri. Have you had breakfast?" I ask her.

"Not yet." Eri says to me and I nod.

"How dare you." I say to Dad and I take Eri to the kitchen and I grab her an apple, to which she cheers and starts to eat it while I finish my rice.

"Ray, you have to get rid of them." Dad says as he walks into the kitchen.

I deadpan. "Give me some time. I'll figure out how to send them back." I say and Dad nods.

I head back out to the common room and I stare at Mom intensely while she stares back.

"Do you know who sent you here?" I ask her.

She stares for a bit longer. "No." She replies.

I nod and I look at Male Me.

"It was someone from Shiketsu's year 3 general studies." Male me says to me.

I nod. "Ok, Dad! I'm taking a trip to Shiketsu!" I yell.

"Don't cause them trouble!" Dad grumbles annoyed.

"Yeah yeah." I say and I head to my dorm house where I put my bowl in the sink.

I head to my room to grab my black sweater and I realize I'm wearing the same outfit as male me.

I put the sweater on anyways and I put on my boots.

I grab my wallet and phone, I grab my ear muffs.

I put them on and I head down stairs and Male Me continues to follow.

I take the train and some people recognize me.

"CASCADE!" A few girls shriek.

I look over and I smile and wave.

They faint and I swear drop. "Ok then. Clean up! Train 2!" I call and several people drag them off the train to wake them up.

A woman walks up to me. "My adopted daughter really relates to you, her situation was like yours and she's been wanting your autograph and possibly meet you since you were introduced into the hero society." The woman says to me.

Fuck.

"Is she on the train?" I ask her.

"No. She's at school right now. She goes to Shiketsu. She's a first year, general ed." The woman says to me.

I scratch the back of my neck. "I was already heading there." I say and the woman looks delighted. "I'll pop in." I say after a moment and she nods.

"I'll text her right away." The woman says to me.

"No need, I prefer to surprise people." I say to her with a smile.

She nods.

Once it gets to our stop, I get off the train and male me follows.

I scratch my cheek lightly while thinking. "Shiketsu is that way, but there's a really good coffee shop the opposite way." I say as I look in the direction of the school.

"Coffee sounds really good." Male me says as we look in the same direction.

"We'll get it after." I decide and I head to Shiketsu.

"RAY!" Inasa yells once I'm inside.

"Oh. Its you." I say and he grins. "What's up Inasa?" I ask him.

"YOUR PASSION IS ASTOUNDING!" He yells.

I deadpan. "I need to get to general ed year one and then to year three. Do you know where they are?" I ask Inasa.

"I'll take you two there!" Inasa says with a grin and I nod.

Meatball guy just gives me a scowl.

I stick my tongue out at him and he scoffs.

I shrug and I follow Inasa to year one general ed studies.

I walk into the classroom and I hear a few gasps and then a sniff.

I look around and I see a girl about my age, she's crying at the sight of me.

She gets up and runs over to me and glomps me in a hug while sobbing.

I rub her back in soothing circles while staring at the wall.

"Oh my god! This is the act of a true hero! I have much to learn!" Inasa yells.

She calms down after a bit and step back.

I fix her hair quietly and I hand her a tissue with a smile. "Your adoptive mother saw me on the train and wanted me to come say hi." I say and she gasps slightly as she wipes her eyes.

"Of course Mom would do that." She whispers and I nod. "I can't believe you actually came though, most heros would never." She says to me.

"I have said this many times, but I don't like most hero's because they don't have real values. Now the guy who hurt you? He's not gonna hurt you again. So just focus on you and what you can do." I say to her and she nods.

"Thank you." She says to me and I nod.

I salute the teacher and I leave the classroom.

Inasa takes us to the third year gen ed classroom.

Inasa grins at me and leaves.

The teacher looks confused but Male me picks out the person and we kidnap them as she struggles.

"Let's go! We got what we came here for." I say to male me who nods and we take them back to U.A.

"DID YOU KIDNAP A WHOLE PERSON?" Izu and Female Izu yell shocked as we dump her on the couch.

"She's the one who can send these assholes home." I say and Male Me looks offended.

"I am offended." He says to me.

I stick my middle finger in his direction while Izu whines.

"You were becoming a good person too!" Izu cries.

"I'm gonna put her back. After these fuckers go home, because I'm not feeding another 30 people who can very well feed themselves." I say to Izu who just cries.

"Your quirk is a hole opener than can send people to alternate dimensions, send us back to ours." Male me interrogates the girl.

She looks slightly scared.

I walk around the couch and I kneel in front of her. "Don't mind male me. He's an asshole that wants to go home. See the you in his dimension was a guy who sent these guys here, I don't know how that you did it, but could you do it so none of us have to see these ugly mugs?" I ask her.

"I can try." She says relaxing from being scared as she watches me.

I get up.

She tries several times to open holes and they open to weird dimensions, I see a female Shoto going at it with my brother. My boyfriend going at it with Shoto. My boyfriend and brother going at it. My boyfriend, brother and Shoto all going at it.

I cover my eyes. "I do not see." I say and Male me hums in agreement.

(Some of you fan-fic writers and fanartists are disgusting)

"What about this one?" The girl asks and I see a medieval period.

"Ooooo," I say as I stare at it, but Katsu keeps me back.

"Your not disappearing." Katsu says to me and I nod.

"Sorry, that isn't quite it." Male me says to the girl who nods and keeps trying.

I text Dad to bring the others here and after a few minutes, everyone is here and the right hole is opened.

"My dorm house!" Male me says shocked as it burns.

I sweat drop. "Mine does that at least once every 2-3 weeks." I say and Male me grunts.

"Guys! Let's go!" He yells and jumps through.

The others follow him and knock out our Mineta since he was foaming at the mouth.

The teachers follow the students and then the hole closes.

I sigh in relief. "Ok, time to put you back." I say to the girl as I put her over my shoulder and I head back to Shiketsu, straight to the general ed 3 class and I put her back in her seat.

"How the fuck is she able to do that? And wasn't there a second one?" A kid asks.

"I'm able to do it because fuck you." I say as I leave.

I head back to U.A. and I hide in Katsu's arms, this is totally normal now and I like it.

"Hehehe, Bakugou." I hear a creepy voice and I look over Katsu's shoulder to see female Mineta.

Katsu looks too and is horrified.

I knock her out and I send her to a correctional facility, hopeful to never see her again.

The end.
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