Okay, what the hell is this? It seems like it's a diary.

How would you even know what that is? It says so on the top of the page.

What's it do? You can obviously write your problems in here.

I believe it belongs to Deidara. Oh, but Itachi wrote in here too.

Why don't you read everything that's in here and I write something for Deidara.

He wrote about our first meeting with Coffee Table Flowers.

Ah, that was a perfect day. Coffee Table Flowers is the best thing that's ever happened to us.

I can't believe we hadn't noticed her before. I mean she was standing right in front of us.

We were just to blind to see, but Deidara showed us the truth.

How long are we keeping him tight up like that?

When our children have eaten the rest of the Akatsuki members.

He helped us getting them, so we owe him.

Ah, he wrote about our wedding day. Coffee Table Flowers looked so beautiful,

even if the stress made her look a bit brown. She was the most beautiful woman in the room.

I miss her. Yeah, me too.

Oh, the day when Deidara first met our children. Well, it was hard keeping an eye on all of them.

After Coffee Table Flowers died during childbirth we just had our hands full and then they grew up.

The little buggers running around with not a care in the world.

I remember Hidan being tackled by one and losing an arm. They learned so fast.

Apparently Deidara caught us feeding the arm to the children.

Well, it's not that abnormal. We eat humans too, why wouldn't our children do the same.

We had to be a good example. Unfortunately Hidan noticed we had his arm. Bye Bye lesson.

Yeah, we actually had to go hunting after that. We couldn't keep an eye on the children.

That's why one of them wanted to eat Deidara. Oh, he wrote about that too.

Well, at least we saved him in time. He's still here, isn't he? I think he just escaped.

Oh. Ah well, we will find him later.

We are now at Itachi's part. I believe he's in love with Deidara. Ah, I'm happy for them.

Nothing is as splendid as love. I'm not sure if Deidara loves him back, though. Oh, then it's kind of sad.

He wrote something about us too. HE FIREBALLED OUR CHILDREN! Now now, it can't be that bad.

NO, NO, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I believe he's not the only one, so we must kill them all.

Fine, fine, we will kill them all. Now let's hurry! Okay but you need to say something sweet to the diary before you go.

What do you mean? Well, Deidara says love and Itachi wished him a good day. Just say something then!

Okay, okay. Well, diary thank you for all the information and memories.

We enjoyed reading you. Why are you taking so long? I'm almost finished, god!

And we wish you a happy life, Zetsu