Oh, Tobi found a diary! Who's would it be? Tobi is a good boy, but still has to take a peek. He is just to curious.

Oh, it's senpai's! What did he write in this? Tobi is just so curious!

So the blonde thinks I have a split personality. Well, he is in for a treat then. I am just using him! I, Madara, will rule this world! I shall tell you about my plans diary, because I know you would love to hear everything! It all starts with the *insert long speech we don't really care about.* Wait a second, where did my plans go? What did this diary do? He just blocked everything out? Oh, so you don't care, huh. Well, I will just use my sharingan on you!

I hope you were in a lot of pain. Still talking back? You think you can mess with the great Madara! I will destroy you! I can't destroy you? That's true you are Deidara's property. He would have blown you up if he could. Mhmm, my plans are not working out. Should just have some fun with you then and read some more.

My relative wants to date the blonde? Itachi must be out of his mind. I need to have a talk with him. He could do so much better and I expect him to have at least five babies. How else will the Uchiha name survive? Now Sasuke's in Orochimaru's hands we are screwed from that side. Well, technically Sasuke is. Itachi has to find himself a girlfriend.

Well, okay I understand why he likes Deidara. Konan is transforming him into a girl. The blonde would look really sexy in that leather skirt. Maybe I have a thing for him too.

And Hidan is teaching him moves, huh. This is getting more interesting now. He would make a very good boyfriend...

Or not, he seriously thinks Pein is going to eat his brain? Even Itachi, Hidan and Kisame think the same? DON'T EAT TOBI'S BRAIN. HE IS A GOOD BOY! Damn it, I've been playing that fool far too long. I hope this ends soon, then I can behave as myself. I actually have this craving to hide in Deidara's closet.

So the weird looking cat thing is Kisame's. You know he is cross-eyed, so you are never sure if he's even looking at you. He also hisses at me all the time. It freak's Tobi out. Also the name Gayfish is a bit strange. Why would Deidara even call him that. What kind of joke is that and what does that have to do with fish sticks?

He's really messing with Sasori and Kakuzu. They should teach him a lesson. The brat should behave around his superiors. Oh, Sasori is already taking care of that. Good, he can be really cruel.

So he got Zetsu and the flowers together. HER NAME IS COFFEE TABLE FLOWERS! Shut up, Tobi! Anyway, that really creeps me out. How could that even happen? Zetsu isn't fully a plant and how did those flowers even gave birth to them? Okay, she died, but still. I don't believe that's even possible.

Well, Tobi really needs to get in that closet now. This is getting out of hand. It was nice chatting with you, although you didn't care for my plans. We should talk about your immortal powers some time.

TOBI WILL MISS YOU! TELL SENPAI TOBI IS A GOOD BOY AND WILL PROTECT HIM FROM PAIN! Stop screaming at these people, Tobi!

I love you diary, Tobi and Madara*smiley face* Why didn't you just put in a smiley face? How would Tobi even do that? Nevermind.