Dear Diary,

I was actually looking for Deidara so we could have a boytalk.

I think he is finally ready to become my best friend. Unfortunately I couldn't find him,

but I did stumble upon this diary. I thought why not talk about my problems in here.

So guess who I like... Yes, of course Pein! He's so hot. The way he stares at you with his ringed eyes.

My heart starts raising as soon as I see him. I'm sure others feel that way in the house.

Who's diary is this anyway? Oh, it is Deidara's. I'm so glad I found out he's gay.

I really needed a girl friend and Deidara is the closest thing. He already looks like a girl,

especially when he's wearing my leather skirt. It looks really cute on him and

I bet I'm not the only one who thinks so!

I was right. Itachi thinks so, Hidan too and even Madara! He could easily chose between all those men,

but I guess he already chose. Itachi will make a great boyfriend.

Do you think Pein will like my new bra's? They were still pretty cheap.

I'll go ask Kakuzu for some more money. I mean I need to look good for my man *wink wink*.

What did Deidara write in this? He seriously asked Pein if we were going to have a baby!

I really want one, but Pein can't have any. Why did he have to die!

Our children would have looked so good. His orange hair with my sleek style.

Would look much better than what he has going on now. Ever heard of too much hair gel?

Did you know I was the maid of honor on Zetsu's wedding. We had a lot of fun on the bachelorette party!

I ordered a stripper which was of course Hidan and he gave Coffee Table Flowers a lap dance.

I have never seen her blush that much in her entire life! I can't believe she passed away already.

At the store they told me they would have lasted at least three weeks, cheaters.

I really need to talk to Deidara though. I need his advice about Pein.

I'm sure he knows what to do about him. Pein has been so depressed lately.

I'm not sure what's wrong with him. He doesn't want to talk about it,

but he keeps shooting cold glares at Deidara. Did he do something wrong?

You know what else I've noticed. It has been rather quiet around the base.

Where did everybody go? They all think Pein is going to eat their brain or

at least the ones who have a brain. Oh, you meant literally no brain.

I didn't understand why Deidara would hide then. Sasori has captured him?

Okay, then I'll go ask him. He has had enough quality time with Deidara.

It's someone else's turn now! I need to be that one,

because I'm sure Itachi is waiting for him somewhere.

I'll start searching in the closet first!

Love, Konan