What kind of book is this? Did I pay for this? And all of the Akatsuki members

are wasting paper! Stupid people.

Might as well write something down too, maybe some notes about how much everything costs.

Itachi pushing Deidara down the stairs. If the boy breaks something it will

cost me money to set the bone and bandage it. I wouldn't go to the doctor,

but it will also cost me precious time.

Deidara blowing up Sasori's puppet. Costs me wood and Sasori already uses way to much of it.

He should just reuse some of his older puppets. That doesn't cost me any money.

I still think the play doh was a good idea. Deidara shouldn't be so ungrateful.

We had flowers on the coffee table? Who bought those? Like we need flowers in

the first place and after that Zetsu got married to them and had children.

Do you have any idea how much that costs! Who paid for that?

I am not going to feed those children. Oh, they eat Hidan. That's alright.

They should eat his head, then he wouldn't bother me so much with his yapping.

Konan is shopping for new bra's? What's wrong with the old ones?

I don't care that they didn't fit her. She is wasting money! Who am I going to kill now?

Of course Hidan showed our movies to the blonde and of course Itachi saw them as well.

I can't trust him with anything. I should have hidden them in my own room,

but then Deidara probably would have blown it up. He has been blowing everything up

ever since the play doh incident. I still have to replace that heart he cost me.

Yes, he doesn't just cost me money! I just don't want his heart to replace it.

Who knows what would happen to me then.

Kisame has a freaking cat! Who is paying for this Gayfish?

I certainly am not paying for that thing. As Tobi/ Madara/ whoever says, he's creepy.

He doesn't deserve food.

Why does everyone think Pein is going to eat their brain? He doesn't even eat,

why would he eat brains then? They are just paranoid. And now they are all hiding in Deidara's closet?

I am not paying them for that. They need to work, earn us money.

How come I am the only responsible person in this group. They should have hired different people.

I'm sure there are saner people out there.

Well, if my calculations are right, they have cost me more than they could make in a whole year.

These people annoy me to death. Good thing I have more hearts. I need to have a talk with Pein.

If they are all on missions, maybe they will cost me less. They could even earn money then.

Yes, that is a splendid idea.

They will all know I am not the friendly grandpa they hope I am.

Thank you for writing in you. I now know all the facts and can ask for more money.

Saying bye would cost me another page, so I'm not going to.