Dear Diary,

I feel very sorry for you. I can't believe you are Deidara's property.

Does he even treat you right? I mean if I look at the things he does to me,

what would he do to the one he really cares about, his diary.

I bet he blows books up right in front of you. I know, I know, you may cry.

It was pretty nice of him to give me a cat, though. I didn't like the name at first,

but it kind of grow on me. Gayfish. Yes, it fits him perfectly. He's still missing though.

I miss him a lot. He was the only friendly person in this entire house.

You know what I mean, right? I'll read some of Deidara's stories.

Ah, I like Konan. Serves Deidara right. He should have been nicer to others,

maybe she would have been better to him then. I'd like to see him in that leather skirt.

He actually asked Itachi if he masturbated and gave him porn!

That's the dumbest thing you could possibly do.

Itachi doesn't see the difference between asking weird questions and flirting.

No wonder Itachi has been stalking Deidara. Well, it would be nice if they dated.

Maybe now Deidara would leave me alone.

Of course I am not the only one being terrorized by him.

Kakuzu is in even more trouble than I am. Getting blown up all the time is really painful.

He should have lost some hearts that way. He's probably just an inch away of stealing Deidara's.

I wonder what his nature would be? Annoying perhaps?

Oh my, Pein is a zombie. Okay that freaks me out. My brain would be like sushi, right?

He would definitely eat mine first! This is all becoming a bit fishy.

I will hide in Deidara's closet as well. He has not been found out yet.

Ah, yes Zetsu. He lost a lot of his children today. Wait, they better not have eaten my cat!

I will kill him if they did! I have to find Gayfish! But first finish reading this diary.

Sasori thinks his poisons doesn't work. Okay that's a genius prank.

I could already see his face. Blank, because his puppet face doesn't really show any emotions.

Kind of boring if you think about it. He's kind of stuck up to. I don't really like him.

All I have to say about Hidan is, he's a slut, Kakuzu's slut.

I hate the fact I share a wall with his room. They make way too much noise and I can't sleep.

Maybe that's why Gayfish ran away. I would have done the same if I had the option.

Hey, Itachi wrote in this too! Gayfish is in his room! Of course he would go there.

It is the last place Deidara would go and we know how much Gayfish hated him.

He was way too loud. Hidan also has a point though. Itachi's hair kind of looks like a cat toy.

Especially since it grew out over the summer. If he shakes his head a bit too hard

he hits himself in the face with his hair. It's really entertaining on boring missions.

Itachi what's over there. Oh, no it's over there now. Wait, it's back to the left again. Ah, yes fun.

Well, I have to go find Gayfish now, before someone eats him.

Thank you so much for the information and I'm sure Gayfish thanks you too.

With love, Kisame