Dear bleeping Diary,

What the bleep? Why can't I scold? What is this bleep? Well, call me bleep,

swing me over a bleep, smack me in the bleep and make me feel loads of bleep.

I definitely didn't expect this. How can a diary even have a system like this?

I don't like this thing. Why did Sasori even left it behind?

Well, he had his hands full with the little blonde bleep.

I can't even use that word! It's my favorite one! This bleeps.

Let's see what else this bleeping thing says. So it is actually the bleep's diary.

He didn't even stole my porn for himself, but for Itachi. Pretty considerate,

but a bit bleeping creepy. Not too weird Itachi thinks Deidara likes him.

If Kakuzu offered me some porn, I would definitely think he is in to me.

Oh wait, the bleeper is. You know this bleeping thing really takes the edge of my sentences.

It's really not cool, man.

Itachi thinks I will scar the blonde with my tapes. Well, I've got news for him,

the bleeper already saw them. He should be grateful. If I keep this up

the blonde will be an expert by the time Itachi needs him.

I can teach the bleep everything I know. I mean I could teach him how to bleep

or that little trick with your finger and then it goes in the bleep and causes a lot of bleeping.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

What else did the bleep write in this thing? Oh Konan, dirty girl. Good idea.

Dressing the blonde up and stuff. Maybe she will dress up me too for Kakuzu.

I bet he would like that. Unfortunately I don't have the frail body the blonde bleep has.

I bet I won't even fit in those things. Maybe she can do something with my hair.

Oh, wait no. She messed up the bleep's hair.

So he's been pissing Kakuzu off. I knew it had to do with the loud bangs I heard all the time.

Should have figured it was the bleep. He alone could do these things.

Ah well, at least it got me some rough bleep. I can't even say that?

What the bleep is this!

Kisame has a cat named Gayfish? That's pretty sad. So you can say bleep.

Hey, why couldn't I say it now? Stupid diary. I thinks it's still pretty stupid they didn't look in Itachi's room.

I think it is obvious why it's there. He thinks Itachi's hair is a play toy and he wants to eat it.

The red eyed bleeper should have cut it.

So Pein eats brains, huh. Like he would want to scar my pretty face only to eat my brain.

Wait I could heal! He's going after my brain first! Nobody would notice I even lost it.

I would be walking around like the dumbest person ever! No, this can't bleeping be happening.

I need to hide somewhere. The blonde bleep's closet is the most safe, I'll go there then.

You know I really hated Zetsu for giving my arm to his children.

Of course I also took revenge by killing some of them. I guess he will stop by and try and kill me.

Like he could beat the red eyed bleeper. He just has to fireball his bleep too.

I'll be fine staying here in the kitchen. Wait where did my left arm go?

Those stupid flowers! I will get the little bleeping bleeper bleeps.

Loads of bleeping love, Hidan