Dear Diary,

We are finally leaving this place. I was getting pretty sick of the constant war the other two were having.

They didn't want to talk to each other anymore, so I had to pass on messages.

Do you know how annoying that is? Especially since Itachi has his pigeon. They are so childish.

Sasori is checking out now and Itachi is also waiting for us. He said that we should all

go back together to the base like the "happy" family that we are. I would say we are a rather screwed up family,

but what do I know? I guess Itachi is happy with the way things are going, even when he's still alone.

Some tall blonde woman with huge breasts just came walking in and Sasori and Itachi

have been staring at her ever since. I thought they liked men? I don't even see what's so hot about here.

She barely wearing any clothing, only her private parts are really covered up. Oh, wait, I think I just saw a nipple.

No, wait, it's a freckle. Her tan is pretty fake too, looks like it comes out of a bottle. And that heavy make-up.

Someone should tell this girl that blue and red don't mix. Really, what is so great about this girl?

She left for the hot spring and now both of the "older" men are keeping me here by taking

another jump into the hot water. Sasori is even getting his wood wet for this girl. I'm so done with this.

I don't need those two to take me back home. So, in what country was the base again?

Right, right, I remember now. Grab your things diary, we're going home!

That damn woman just came out of the hot spring and asked me if I wanted to join her!

Stupid girl... So, I said yes and I am currently lying in the hot spring with the ugliest woman I've ever seen,

making Sasori and Itachi rather jealous. How they wished they were mistaken for a girl from time to time.

Maybe she will let me touch her? I will take full advantage of this situation.

Well, I enjoyed my last stay at the hot spring. I really feel freshened up. She gave me a back rub.

Apparently she wasn't as annoying as I thought she was. Now it really was time to go home. Yes, I am still smiling.

Omg, diary, do you know what Sasori just asked me? He asked if I learned anything from that girl,

so I would look even more feminine than I already do. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Is he changing me into a woman?

And Itachi just asked if my skin felt as soft as the girl's had and if I could change it if it didn't.

I kind of don't like them anymore. I mean, first they liked me for who I was and now they want to change me?

I am a strong woman who can think for herself. Wait, I mean man. They are brainwashing me!

Love, Deidara