Dear Diary,

I have a headache. What the hell happened last night? I woke up in a strange room with

a ripped wedding dress and Itachi's clothes neatly folded on a chair. The woman who belonged

in the wedding dress was nowhere to be seen and neither was Itachi. Did I pick up a married lady last night?

I knew I was a ladiesman.

Sasori just came stumbling out of the bathroom, grumbling something about reattaching his arm.

After that Itachi came walking out, completely naked and covered in bruises.

What the hell have those two been doing? I thought they liked me, but apparently they liked each other better.

Well, no trouble for me then.

I just congratulated them and they got mad at me. What did I do wrong? I thought they would be happy together?

Especially with all the love bites Itachi has on his body. Those aren't love bites? Well, what are they then?

Bruises because they had gotten into a fight? When? Yesterday night? Well, what happened then?

Seriously, Sasori dressed up in that wedding dress? That's kind of sad. But that doesn't explain why they fought.

Itachi had lured me into his room? So this is his room? What do you mean I'm naked? Did they touch me?

Who undressed me? Itachi did huh. Well, he will pay for this. Nobody touches me when I'm on

my most vulnerable. Yes, when I didn't have my beauty sleep I'm on my most vulnerable.

He took advantage of that! This doesn't explain why Sasori was in a wedding dress by the way.

You don't know either. Maybe I don't want to know. It's already creepy enough.

I just grabbed my Akatsuki cloak and tiptoed out of the room. They didn't even notice.

They were bickering like an old married couple. I really do think they would make a good pair.

Sasori's red hair suites well with Itachi's red eyes. It's like they are made for each other.

Maybe I should let them be a team and partner up with Kisame. I would be able to see Gayfish then.

I miss the little bastard so much!

I'm in my room again, thankfully. I could still hear the bickering all the way to my room,

but they just fell silent. What do you think happened? I'll just take a shower and get a little more sleep.

I'm still tired and I feel a bit nauseous.

Diary, I need to tell you something terrible. I was just inside the shower enjoying the warm water,

when something happened. I was just minding my own business. Yes, shaving my legs.

When both Sasori and Itachi stepped in beside me. I fled the scene as quickly as possible,

but those smiles will hunt my dreams forever. What the hell were the going to do?

I don't like being with them anymore. They are not even that cute, you now.

I should contact Pein and ask for another partner. Maybe I will have some peace in my life then.

What do you think partnered up with Tobi would be like?

Love, Deidara