Dear Dairy,

Tihi, I said dairy and you don't even like milk. I just assumed you didn't like milk,

because you are a diary and I believe that diaries don't drink anything and therefore not like it.

See, I can sound smart if I want to! Hey, what's that?

Whoops, just fell over a gigantic vase. I mean it was seriously enormous. Like almost a foot tall.

I have never seen a vase this big. That's not because I don't get flowers. I'm pretty sure Sasori or

Itachi would give some to me. Maybe I should go ask them some. No, make that a lot.

I need to fill up that huge vase.

Some guy with a mask on just jumped in front of me. He looked like a ninja. You know like the ones on TV?

With the black mask en the nun chucks. They also make a lot of noise when they're attacking someone.

Screaming like animals are biting in their butt. It always makes me laugh... I want to get nun chucks.

We should by some. Maybe this ninja can tell me where to find some. I'll go ask.

The room is spinning. The ninja flew me towards his room and it disturbs me.

Who would ask for a room that wouldn't stop moving? I'm getting seasick already.

I should go find a toilet, because this isn't going so well. Can we please leave this boat?

I just came back into the room and the ninja disappeared. I think Itachi stripped him and chased him away.

He's folding the clothes neatly and is stacking them on a chair. Very nice of him to think about others like that.

I just don't get why he's naked now? Did the ninja strip him too and left with his clothes?

How did I get down on the bed? I'm sure I had been standing just moments ago.

And where the hell did my pants go? It's on the ground... How did it get there?

Where did my shirt go now? What's happening to me? I'm so confused! I want my mommy!

A lady in a wedding dress just walked into the room. She's kicking Itachi in the stomach.

It looks really weird, because she has to hold up her dress. Her hair reminds me of Sasori.

Her wooden leg does too. She's ugly though. I wonder who would ever marry her?

She's looking at me with her creepy eyes. They're really big, like saucers.

It's talking to me in a man's voice! I think she said that she ate Sasori! You have to help me diary.

I think she's going to eat me too! Itachi needs to help me! Oh, good. He knocked her down.

They are currently wrestling on the floor, screaming about me being naked. Wait, I'm naked?

Where did my underwear go? This moving room has another magic trick up its sleeve.

It can make clothes disappear. Itachi's were gone too. Only the ladies dress stays.

Maybe you have to wear wedding clothes to not become naked. I think I'll go find that dress Sasori made me.

It will safe me from this magic trick.

The woman just told me to sit down! I am not crying like a little girl. She's just mean.

Who would say such a thing to me? I'm cute right? I'm scared and no one's here to help me.

Itachi is too busy with being naked and wrestling the woman and Sasori is gone somewhere.

I feel so alone. Yes, I am a crybaby.

I will just take a little nap and then my hero will have saved the day. I'm sure he would do it, he loves me and I love-