Dear Diary,

So we couldn't get rid of Itachi, but we are still going to the hot spring! Yeah,

he said he had a right to be here or something. I wasn't really paying attention,

because Itachi's rambling doesn't interest me. He's so boring...

But now I can finally enjoy my day full of relaxing. Sasori is renting a room for us now and

after that I will enjoy the hot water and Sasori will be off doing Jashin knows what.

I need to stay friends with Hidan. He might read this when he steals my diary again.

I know you don't want to be in his hands again, but you keep disappearing on me.

Oh no, that woman did not just call me Sasori's girlfriend! Good, Itachi is telling her that I am not his girlfriend.

I am not a damn woman! Wait, what did he just say? I am not his girlfriend either!

I need to have a little talk with the two boys. Be right back...

So diary, we can now enjoy our bath in the damn MEN's hot spring! She will certainly never call me a girl again and

the boys will not call me their girlfriend ever again. Yes, I blew something up. Yes, it was something they are very fond of.

I believe they need to use it, yes, but it will take a while before it works again. I was talking about their heads.

What did you think I was talking about? You and your perverted mind.

Aaah, the water is lovely. No, this water won't kill you. If you can't be destroyed,

then water will definitely not do the trick. Don't worry so much. Did you just see something floating by?

Something red? There it is again.

Oh no, Sasori is sitting on the edge dropping rose petals in the water. Is he still coming on to me?

Something black came flashing by and now all the rose petals are gone. It was that stupid black pigeon again.

He better not poop on me or else... What the hell is Itachi doing anyway? He should be here somewhere.

Something just touched my butt. No, I am not lying. You have to help me, diary!

I found his hair and made him stay under water. He is currently floating in the water, head under.

Do you think I killed him? I thought he was the "great Uchiha". I guess not... Sasori's laughing,

so at least he's entertained. I'll give him a poke.

He's not moving.

The pigeon is bothering me. What do you mean I have to safe him? He touched my butt!

I don't care that I blew up his head! Alright, I'll save him. What do I have to do? Mouth to mouth!

No way. Okay, okay, I'll do it.

He woke up way to happy. I think he was faking it. He stuck his tongue in my mouth. Disgusting pig.

Sasori flung him out of the water, so I'm safe. Wait, maybe not. Why is Sasori staring at me like that?

He's creeping me out. Wait, no, don't touch me there! No, noooo.

Diary, I feel so violated. He just, he uh, he touched me. He touched my, I can't even write it down,

he touched my handmouth. Who does such a thing? I just need a minute okay. I'll talk to you later.

Love, a violated Deidara