Dear Diary,

I'm still looking for Sasori. I'm sure he's around here somewhere, but the trees are blocking my view.

What do you mean writing in my diary won't help? I know I am not looking where I'm going,

but that never got me into trouble before. That tree totally came out of nowhere.

I'm pretty sure someone just planted it there to let me trip. I did not walk right into it.

I skipped into it, because skipping is fun. I should do it now. It makes me move a lot faster.

I just tripped! Who the hell did that? What do you mean I should be looking under me

instead of writing on someone's face. This person tripped me and deserves some torture!

Alright, I'll see who it is, she's screaming in my ear anyway.

Nooo, it's me again. I can't do this all over again. I bet he wants to steal you again!

We have to make a run for it!

Wait, I'm not a girl. Who's this chick and why did she steal my hairstyle? The bang over the eye is my trademark

and I have a patent on it. She should have asked permission. Her hair is totally the wrong color though.

It's way to light blonde. It should be more yellow, like porn actresses have. And all of your hair in one ponytail?

No way, this girl needs some advice. She's still screaming at me though and it's annoying.

Give her a make-over or kill her? A very hard decision to make.

After she was done screaming she complimented me on my hair. She can stay, for now.

I will give her some tips to make her hair look better now.

What the hell did just happen! She kissed me! And then she disappeared. That was really weird though,

until I saw a very angry Sasori. Yes, that made a lot of sense, but I am definitely not happy with it.

Another person who is after me? Like I'm not being chased enough by a freaking scorpion and a weasel.

And what the hell is she? A pig huh, interesting. Animals dig me. Not sure I'm okay with that though.

Oh no, she started screaming again. Maybe I should just kill her. Wait, did she just call out some names?

Sasori isn't looking so happy anymore(like he ever looks happy). We have to go, he says.

Can't we even blow her up first. The ringing in my ear will never go away anymore and

it's all her fault. And I will not stop writing in my diary! Oh, wait. I have to say that out loud,

not write it down. Sometimes it's hard to figure out the difference, you know.

We are on our way again. Sasori made me make a clay bird and we are on our way home,

except he wants to make a detour. He says we need some time to relax and

that he knows the perfect place for that. Well, I'm not turning that one down.

Did you just see that blonde flash? Oh my, I'm being blown away.

*insert evil laugh* Yes, now I will now actually what he thinks of me.