Dear Diary,

I'm glad you are ones again back in my hands. Yes, I know he wasn't really nice, but he's gone now.

Thanks to some crazy dude who can only rap. I'm not really sure what he's talking about,

though. I think he's calling me an idiot? Sasori is looking rather bewildered,

but who wouldn't when they are looking at a strange dancing rapping guy who sometimes shows tentacles.

Sasori just said that he's the eight-tales and that I should get up and help him hide,

instead of writing in my diary. You know he just doesn't understand how it is when I'm parted from you and

I should probably thank the eight-tales for returning you to me.

When I thanked him he called me a fool and an idiot again. Why is he insulting me and

why am I currently dangling in this tree? I didn't do anything wrong, right? Oh, he didn't like the cloak.

Well, I don't particularly like it as well, but Pein makes me wear it. It doesn't really show off my figure and

I'm proud of it. He should really let someone else design this. I bet Sasori made this, saying it is his art.

Well, Sasori it sucks.

The guy is rapping again, but I know his name now. It's Killer to the B. Kind of a weird name,

but what do I know. If he wants to kill the letter B then by all means, kill the letter B.

Sasori means scorpion and he looks like one in his Hiruko outfit. Maybe that's why it's so ugly...

I fell out of the tree and Sasori is yelling at me to hide instead of write in my diary, again.

I have been fighting myself for a long time, don't you think he could do something by himself?

Nooo, he needs me do to something. Stupid Sasori.

So, yeah I should have listened to Sasori and hid somewhere(he totally made me write that down).

But anyway, we are captured in the rapping dudes tentacles and he said he's taking us back to the A or something.

I guess he really hates the letter B.

He just keeps on rapping and it's really annoying us. Can't he just shut up and his movements are making me dizzy.

I have never turned around this much in my entire life. So I released some of my clay rats and

made them chew on the tentacles. Hopefully he won't notice. Fingers crossed!

Yeah, he noticed and now we are lying on the ground, while he is petting his tentacle.

I can't believe you would even want to touch that freely. It feels slimy and disgusting.

I have the urge to take a shower, but I don't trust Sasori around me at the moment.

He has been eyeing my butt for a while now.

He made us a deal! We need to rap for him and when it's any good he releases us!

What an idiot. We are both artists. Does he really think we can't pull that off?

I'll keep you posted on how it goes!

Love, Deidara