Dear Diary,

We finally made it to the island. It's a spiked island and I don't mean with alcohol,

with real spikes. If you fall on one of the points I do not want to know what happens.

Should at least hurt a bit. Maybe not Sasori, but he wouldn't be able to move.

His body would be shattered and his heartthingy would fall out.

I would have to take care of it until we have another body for him.

I could do so many fun things with it then and it would be very quiet.

But I also wouldn't have anybody who fought off Itachi for me.

So I won't push him of this bird just yet.

It was funny though how he got rid of Itachi's pigeon. Eventually he put some poison

in one of the letters and after that nothing came back. Do you think something has happened?

Itachi should have known better than to piss off Sasori, but the same goes for Sasori.

He shouldn't piss off Itachi. I think this has some consequences...

Alright, so we've finally set foot on the stinking island and I mean literally that it stinks.

Giant animals walk around here and they also have giant poops. Why isn't anyone cleaning it up?

One of the animals was wearing make-up. Is that even healthy? It seems like animal testing to me.

Maybe the eight tales wears make-up. I do not wear make-up! What makes you say that?

A panda bear? I am not a panda! Shut up! I should put make-up on you.

Well, anyway we just ran into some ninjas and Sasori is still pissed that I left him hanging last time,

so I have to take care of it this time. He's probably still working on his ruined wedding dress.

I should burn it... Maybe Itachi will do that with his fireball jutsu.

I blew one of them up and the other one ran away scared. I wanted to mold something beautiful again and

make it burst into a million pieces. I'll just annoy Sasori instead and blow him up. Serves him right.

He isn't too happy about it and I'm running for my life at the moment.

How I can still write in my diary while doing so? Because I am cool like that!

And because I do not need my arms to run, duh.

I just ran against a tree...

So after Sasori punished me by making me put on a new wedding dress(it still has lace and is even more poofy),

we then decided to take a swim in the little lake. It has a beautiful waterfall and a little black rock you can sit on in the middle.

Okay, I decided we could swim and I also decided I could do it in the wedding dress.

Yes, it is yet again ruined, but that was the point. Sasori is yelling at me for destroying his work of art,

so I blew it up and said that it was art again. He's still pissed.

The funny thing is that he can't go in the water. It makes the wood of his body expand and

his heart might fall out then or some of his joints will crack. I think I'll splash him a bit, see how he reacts.

So never annoy an already very pissed Sasori, it hurts. He grabbed me by the arms and

threw me away. Of course I landed on that little small rock, because that's just my luck.

Can you hold on a second, it seems someone is talking to me. What the hell is he saying?

And where the hell is he?

Someone's walking through the waterfall. OMG, it's me! I can't believe this,

how can this even happen? I mean Sasori isn't even responding, but he's getting closer and clo-