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Boring author's note

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Not much to say really, I'll summarise it into three points

1. No plagiarism, duh. I will cut you.

2. I didn't really have a #2 I just needed my points to flow.

3. Enjoy. Oh and do tell me if there are any errors in my writing, if I could go borderline insane reading poorly constructed sentences on this site, so can you lot.

This story better not end up being the most basic thing you've read.