Raavi found Shiva in her bedroom as she came out of the bathroom wearing her night suit. Shiva took a minute just to stare. She looked beautiful in her night clothes. Raavi blushed because he had never looked at her so intently.

"Tu yaha kya kar raha hai?" Raavi asked.

"Tu ghar se achanak bhaag aayi toh socha dekh aata hu tu thik hai ki nahi." Shiva said. "Kya hua tha?"

Raavi ran from there in embarrassment. There was no use hiding anything from Shiva. Maybe he could save her from embarrassment. She decided to tell him everything about DeewaniBhabhi's mails.

"Maine DeewaniBhabhi ko bohot saare mails bheje the. Unhone bhi reply kiya tha Shiva." Raavi said. "Ab pata chala woh Somnath ki hai. Unko toh pata bhi hoga Shiva kaun hai. Aur main toh abhi sure hu ki DeewaniBhabhi hume jaanti hai. Woh sirf mere mail ka reply deti hai Shiva. Kirti ka bhi nahi diya. Aur maine abhi Anita di se bhi pucha tha. Unhone bhi bohot baar mail kiya hai DeewaniBhabhi ko, par koi reply nahi aaya."

"Tune kya mail bheja tha?"

Raavi decided to swallow her pride and show him the mails. "Tu promise kar tu gussa nahi hoga. Aur mazak nahi udayega mera."

Shiva looked at her suspiciously and nodded. Raavi showed him their entire mail conversation. She saw many expressions on Shiva's face as he read the mails, surprise, shock, embarrassment, anger and annoyance. Raavi knew he was gonna be seriously mad at her now. But he had promised her he wouldn't be, she consoled herself. When Shiva finished reading it, he glared at her. Raavi gave him an innocent smile.

"Girlfriend ki dhulai nahi kar sakte na?" Shiva asked.

Raavi shook her head.

"Girlfriend ko gaali bhi nahi de sakte?"

Raavi again shook her head.

"Toh bina gaali diye kehta hu." Shiva said then started shouting. "Gadheri, akkal ki dushaman. Yeh sab kaun likhta hai kisi anjaan insaan ko?"

"Galti ho gayi." Raavi pouted. "Sorry."

"Aur last like padh. "Hopefully you will now stop your childish fights and begin to act like adults." Yeh jaanti nahi, bohot achhe se jaanti hai hum dono ko. Tujhe yeh baat aaj realise hua?"

Raavi was surprised. She hasn't noticed that. "Mujhe kya pata hoga woh humko jaanti hai? Yeh koi bhi ho sakti thi. Maine toh apna naam bhi nahi likha."

"Mera toh likha na. Aur 'Somnath ki sabse beautiful ladki' kya hai? Khud microphone mein announce karte karte ghumti rehti hain ki tu hi Somnath ki sabse khubsurat ladki hai. Koi gadha bhi samajh jayega ki tu hai!"

"Shiva! Mujhe daatna chod. Aur bata main ab kya karu?" Raavi asked.

"Kuch nahi. Yeh DeewaniBhabhi ko mail likhna bandh aaj se."

Raavi nodded. "Par woh toh mujhpe has rahi hogi."

"Ab tu gadhero jaise kaam karegi toh koi bhi hasega." Shiva said.

Raavi started crying and Shiva hugged her. His chipkali was too cute but really dumb. He chucked at that thought and carried her to the bed. She hugged him tightly and kept her head on his chest. He started running his hand through her hair to calm her down.

"Waise agar koi aisi fantasy thi toh DeewaniBhabhi ko bolne ke bajaye mujhe directly bol deti. Karna toh mujhei hai woh sab."

Raavi blushed and snuggled closer to Shiva's chest. He gently kissed her forehead. After she had fallen asleep, her slowly put her down and went back home climbing down the window.

***

DeewaniBhabhi was happy to not have received any mail from Raavi anymore. Maybe it was over. Now that their marriage was arranged, Raavi would stop writing those graphic details. It was fun bringing them together. They were made for each other. The whole world saw that except themselves. When Somnath ki sabse beautiful girl's mail came, DeewaniBhabhi couldn't help herself but reply. All the other mails would be ignored. Those would be read as a source of entertainment but meddling in Raavi's life set everything right.

***

Raavi wore a pink salwaar and got ready. Her family was invited over to Pandya house for lunch. They would discuss all the wedding details today. But Raavi was extremely nervous. What if DeewaniBhabhi was one of them? She couldn't even look at Maasi and Anita di in the eye. What if any of them were DeewaniBhabhi? Then she tried to mentally convinced herself it wasn't them. It didn't work.

They all went to Pandya house and Raavi saw everyone gathered there? What if Dhara di were DeewaniBhabhi? Or Suman kaki? That thought almost gave her a heart attack? Jamna kaki came in with sweets because she had heard of their marriage. What if Jamna kaki was DeewaniBhabhi? Raavi's head was working overtime.

"Arrey mujhe toh pehle se pata tha. Bachpan se dekhti aayi hu dono ko, chemistry saaf saaf nazar aati thi. Faltu mein bachho jaise ladai karte the." Jamna kaki said.

Baccho jaisi ladai rung an alarm in Raavi's head. Was she DeewaniBhabhi? As far as Raavi knew, Jamna kaki didn't know English. So how could she be DeewaniBhabhi? She looked at Shiva for help but he just shook his head.

"Bachho ki tarah toh abhi bhi ladai karte hai." Dhara said.

Raavi couldn't take it anymore. She dragged Shiva to the storeroom. There she started pacing as she did when she was nervous.

"Sabke saamne aise kheechke kyu layi?" Shiva asked.

"Shiva mujhe sab pe shaq ho raha hai. Agar inme se koi DeewaniBhabhi hui toh? Mujhe bohot stress ho raha hai." Raavi said.

"Tu DeewaniBhabhi ko bhul jaa. Humari shaadi hone waali hai."

"Shiva par-" Raavi tried to argue.

"Bas. Ab DeewaniBhabhi ka chapter close kar."

Raavi nodded and decided not to argue any further.