Lalach insaan se kuch bhi karwa sakti hai, usse kahin bhi laa sakti hai aur yahi haal abhi doni bhai Vineet aur Viren ka hai. Ameer lafki se shadi ke lalach mei dono ne unke baare mei suwaye paise kitne hai unke paas ye jaane ke, aur kuch janna jaruri nahi samjha. Kyunki unke liye itna hi kaafi hai ki dono ladkiyon ke paas maal hai, fir chahe wo jaisi ho, paison se wo har dukh adjust kar lenge.

Saadhe barah tak dono ladke court pahuch gaye, unki khushi ka koi thikana hi nahi. Pahuchte hi unhone Girish ko phone kiya toh pata chala wo log bhi pahuchane hi waale hai.

Vineet ne gehri sans bhari, maan khushi se jhum raha tha par pet mei chuche kud rahe the aur picket mei itne paise toh the hi nahi, jaldi jaldi mei wo apne pita se paise mangna bhool gaye they.

"Viru yaar bahut bhookh lagi hai, aaj toh ek chai tak nahi pee. Uff, pet mei chuche marathon kar rahe hai!" Ukhda sa muh banate hue Vineet bola, bhookh ne uske deenag ke rashte jo kabhi khule na the wo band kar diye hai.

"Bhook toh mujhe bhi bahut lagi hai Vinu par main toh naa ke purse se paise lena hi bhool gaya hoon. Ek bhoothi kaudi nahi hai jeb mei jo paani tak kharid lun." Apne jeb tatolta hua Viren bola but for his badluck ek paisa bhi nahi nikla aur nikle bhi kaise, jo chij kabhi uske paas rahi hi nahi wo milne se rahi.

Dono bhai apna sa muh le je ek aur jaa baithe. Aab toh ladkiyon ka hi sahara hai unke paas.

Dono bhai ne socha, akhir aadha ghanta beet-ne mei waqt hi kitna lagega, wo toh palak jhapakte hi nikal jaayega. Par aisa nahi hua. Aaj ye aadha ghanta, ek sadi sa malum pada unhe. Aate jaate, jis kissi ke haath mei kuch khane ya peene ki chij dikh rahi thi unki nazar ussi aur ghoome jaa rahi thi. Aisa lag raha tha maano wo sadiyon se bhookhe ho. Ussi aadhe ghante mei dono ko mehsus hua ki wo kitne lachar hai, aaj ek paani tak ke liye unke paas paise nahi hai par duje hi pal unhone ye thhan lia ki shadi hote hi dono gali gali ghoom kar bechare, besahare gareeb ladko ko free mei khana aur paani denge kyunki tab toh unke paas paisa hi paisa hoga. Paani mangne par beer milegi, doodh mangne par kheer, chawal mangne par biryani aur na jaane kya kya. Ye soch ke hi dono ke muh mei paani aa gaya.

Uff, bas kuch pal ka intezaar, fir sukh hi sukh hoga.

Ye sochte hue, dono ke chehre pe 32 inch ki muskan nikal aayi aur thik ussi waqt Girish ji, Bulbul aur Anamika ke saath wahan aa pahuche aur dono ko muskurata dekha, uska karan pucha.

"Aaj humari zindagi ma itna bada din hai uncle, bas issiliye muskura rahe the." Viren ne jhat se jawab dia.

"Haan!! Aaj se hum ek nayi suruat karne jaa rahe hai. Apni zindagi ka ek naya safar suru karne jaa rahe hai na toh bas issiliye." Viren ki baaton ki ganga mei Vineet ne bhi haath dhote hue uska saath dia.

Girish ji unki baatein sun khush hue, lafje wakai bade seedhe hai, aisa vichar kiya. Par Bulbul aur Anamika ko unki baatein sun ke sar dard ho gaya jo ki aab bahut jald wo dono ladkon ko dene wali thi.

Bina waqt gawaye, Bulbul ne sabko andar ka rasta dikhaya jahan registar pehle se hi sab taiyaari kar ke baitha tha, akhir paisa bolta hai bhai. Paisa ho toh High Court ka judge khud aa ke shadi karwaye, ye toh fir bhi sab ready rakhne ki baat thi.

Registrar ko apna kaam bakhoobi pata tha, usne seedhe papers aage kar diye sign ke liye jahan ladkon ne bhi bilkul deri nahi ki kyunki wo aab ek aur pal gareebi mei nahi jeena chahte the. Pehle Bulbul aur Viren ne sign kiye, jiske badh dono ne varmala exchange ki aur Viren ne Bulbul ki mang bhari aur mangalsutra pehnaya jo Girish apne saath laaye the. Uske badh Vineet aur Anamika ki baari aai aur ussi tarah unki bhi short cut mei shadi nipat gayi. Par Girish ji saatve aasman pe the, akhir unki dono beti ki shadi ho gayi. Khushi se jhoom unhone, asli ghee ke kaju katli apni beti aur damad ko khilai, fir driver se keh poore court mei bantwaya. Saath hi Vineet aur Viren pe 500 ke note ki ek ek poori gaddi dono ki nazar utar ke bagal mei khade chaprasi ko pakda di.

Bulbul aur Anamika ki aankhe phati reh gayi. Ye court marriage paise bachane ke liye thi, na ki iss tarah lootane ke liye par unke pita sune tab na. Kuch hi pal mei Girish ji ne lakhon rupaye court mei hi uda diye.

Vineet aur Viren unke piche piche ghoomte rahe aur jisko bhi noto ki gaddi pakdai gayi agle hi pal dono ne chin liye aur bas ek note pakda dia baki khudke pocket mei daba liye. Apne badle status pe dono ko abhi se hi fakra hone laga tha. Abhi toh bas shadi hui hi hai aur dono ke paas lakhon aa gaye, aage toh crore-o ki sampatti padi hai unke liye.

Waah!! Kya life hogi!! Crore-o ki sampatti, ek satka hua sasur jisko paise lootane ki aadat hai aur ek khoobsurat biwi, waah waah wahh!!! Iss se acha bhala kya hi ho sakta hai? Kuch nahi!! Yahi wo sukh hai jo inhe chahiye tha aur aaj mil gaya!!

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Khushi mei jhoomte jab sab ghar pahuche toh Bulbul aur Anamika dang reh gaye. Wo toh kuch hi der pehle ghar se gaye the tab toh kuch nahi tha aur abhi poora ghar saja dhaja hai aur logon se bhara hua. Chharo aur log hi log, jyadatar wo jinhe dono behnein bilkul pasand nahi karti.

Dono ki nazrein Girish ji ki aur mudi jinhone bade aaram se unki teekhi nazron ko ignore kia par baat clear jarur ki.

"Shadi hui toh party toh deni padegi na beta. Chhoti si party hai, apna reception maan lo. Main haath jodta hoon please koi hungama mat karna aur iss party ko enjoy karna. I promise aaj ke badh inn sab mei se koi tumhe apne aas paas nahi dikhega. Par aaj ke liye, let's just enjoy, please!!" Apne pita ki aisi vinti aab kahan hi dono thukra paati, chup chap maan lia air apne kamre mei taiyaar hone chali gayi.

Vineet aur Viren ko Girish ne ek dusra kamra dikhaya aur taiyaar ho jaane ko kaha, akhir aaj poori duniya ke samne unki ameeri ka ailaan jo hona hai. Apni battishi dikhate dono ne baat maani aur kamre mei gud darwaja band kar liya jiske dusre hi pal dono bhai ek dusre se lipat gaye khushi ke maare.

"Aab poori duniya ghoomne se koi nahi rok sakta humei!! Uss phatichar ghar se akhir chutkara mila. Aab aish hi aish hai apni toh!! Ek taraf saari daulat dusri taraf sundar biwi. Wo alag baat hai dono katne ko daudti hai par wo kab tak, I know I can charm her today itself!" Bade confidence se Vineet bola aab jo insaan palak jhapakte ameer ho gaya ho wo aise sapne toh dekhega hi.

"Arey chhor Vinu, agar wo na bhi patti toh kya fark padta hai. Daulat toh haath aa hi gayi apne. Ye buddha toh ek ishare pe saari jaidaad humare naam kar dega aur mujhe lagta hai iss subh kaam mei deri nahi karni chahiye humei, jitni jaldi ko kuch property apne kabze mei aana jaruri hai kyunki mujhe uss nakchadhi behno pe bilkul bharosha nahi hai, kya pata kab kya kare." Viren ne jab ye vishay rakha toh Vineet bhi chinta mugdh ho gaya, uski baat mei dam toh hai. Kya pata ladkiyan baap ko patti padha de ya kuch aur hi kar de issliye ye bahut jaruri hai ki unke pehle ye dono Girish pe apna jaddu chalaye aur property apne kabze mei kare.

Yahi vichar vinash karte hue dono ladke taiyaar ho gaye aur party mei chale gaye, enjoy toh aaj wo akhir karenge hi.

Idhar Bulbul aur Anamika bhi aadhe mann se taiyaar ho party mei shamil ho gayi par enjoy? Uski baat wo nahi kar sakti kyunki jidhar itne paise faltu mei lage ho udhar enjoyment ka sawal hi khada nahi hota dono ke liye. Wo toh pita ke haathon majboor hai warna saare rishtedaaro ko dhakkat de ke nikal chuke hote aab tak. Khair, wo toh abhi hone se raha.

Girish ji apni beti Damad ko stage pe le jaate hue unki shadi announce karte hai aur saath hi shadi ki khushi mei unke office mei kaam kar rahe sabhi karmchari ki salary mei 20% badhauti ke saath jitne bhi guest aaye hue hai unhe sone ke sikke dene ka announcement kar dete hai.

Bulbul aur Anamika toh unhe dekhti hi reh gayi aur party mei aaye log khushi se paagal ho gaye. Par Girish ji jaan chuke the, ek bar ye party khatam hui ki unki shamat aai. Bulbul aur Anamika iss baat ko bhoolegi nahi kaise unhone paani ki tarah paisa bahaya hai. Unki band toh aaj bajni hi hai par wo badh ki baat hai, filhal wo maze se party enjoy karenge. Akhir unki betiyon ki shadi jo ho gayi hai!!

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To be continued..