Le Brother Au

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Grian turned behind him and narrowed his eyes at the jungle trees. He turned back forwards and began to take a few more steps. He turned back around immediately with a bow in his hand, ready to shoot.

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!" A familiar voice with an echo screeched out, and a head popped out from the leaves.

The only reason Grian didn't shot the creature straight in the face was because of the long white hair. He raised a brow but didn't lowered the bow.

"It's me, kid! It's me!" The creature yelped out and raised their arms up in surrender.

"Hi, 'me'," Grian greeted the red creature, "Give me a reason why I shouldn't shoot your brains out right now." They took of, apparently a mask that they were wearing. "It's Exton, goddamnit!" Ex screeched out, staring at Grian straight in the eye.

"Oh," Grian spoke, dumbfounded by this discovery. Ex stared at the 'kid' confused. He thought Grian would've been more happy to see him. "If you were up in the trees..." Grian trailed off and lowered his bow. He turned to stare at the bushes from the tree Ex was hanging from. "Then what was making those leaves rustle earlier?"

Ex raised a curious brow and stared down, thinking that it was just any other mobs in the— What the fuck is that? Ex immediately turned back to Grian with a horrified look in his eyes.

"Hey kid? Can you do me a favor and kill that thing before it devours my soul?" Ex asked somewhat calmly. Grian raised a confused and concerned brow at him, but he did shot whatever Ex saw, slightly hesitating.

A black, glitchy void like creature jumped out from the brush with an arrow sticking to its chest. It let out a nightmarish screech while glitching out.

Grian jumped back and stared at the creature in shock, "What th–?" Ex jumped out from the tree and landed right-side up, somehow and scooped Grian into his arm and began running at the speed of somewhat close to light but not exactly, you know?

Then a loud static began to ring and everything around them began glitching out badly. Then suddenly, they're out of the jungle and in a plains biome.

"What just–" "The void was not nice to me when I fell," Ex interrupted Grian quickly, and explained it rather vaguely. He walked over towards the forest nearby and only then, did he placed Grian onto the ground.

Grian glanced up at Ex with confusion as clear as day in his eyes. Ex sighed out and shook his head. "I'll– explain it another day," Ex spoke, making it clear that he didn't wanted to talk about it.

Grian's lips thinned into a line and he pulled his knees closed to his chest, resting his chin on a knee.

"Sooo, what are you doing here? Thought Xisuma banned you from coming here for... six month was it?" Grian asked, mumbling at the end as he tried to remember the amount of time Xisuma sent Ex to the banned corner.

A huge grin broke out from Ex's face as he leaned closer towards Grian, still standing up with arms in his jacket pockets.

"Exactly, but guess what?"

Grian grinned at the man's excitement and tried to come up with explanation as to how he's there. "Well, what is it?" Ex leaned closer to Grian's face with a wider grin. "That was on the Hermitcraft season 6 server, two months ago," He explained simply, his eyes widened as he continued his explanation.

"Oh my god," Grian spoke, letting out a giggle and he shook his head. "The classic X." "Mhm," Ex agreed, nodding his head and he backed up into a standing position.

He turned towards Grian and gave him a grin immediately afterwards. "Wanna get Xisuma?" "Oh hell yeah," He responded quickly and got up from the ground.

Ex put on the mask from earlier, which now that Grian has a closer look to it, was similar to a wrestler's. "What, is, your mask?" Grian asked out with a raised brow, Ex immediately turned towards him, his voice slightly muffled by the mask, "Turtle Xisuma is making a return, but shortly after a bloodbath."

Grian let out a snort and asked jokingly, "Who did he kill?" "The ones that hurt those closed to him," Ex answered blankly. He pulled up his hood to cover the back of his head, which was already covered by the red colored turtle mask. Or if Ex isn't joking, a bloodied turtle mask.

"Lovely," Grian spoke, nodding his head at Ex. "But you know if Xisuma finds out he'll stretch out your banned time." "It'll bee worth it to see the look in his eyes as he realized..." Ex trailed off and turned towards Grian, the turtle mask staring straight into his soul. Well it would've if it wasn't for the fact that the eyes were where the human ears for be. "He done derp."

"So kid," Ex spoke, ruffling Grian's hair mindlessly. He turned to face forwards and asked anonymously, "you know anyone that has extra bees to spare?"

"Doc is a potential soul."

"Nah, too expensive. I'll rather eat crocs."

Grian narrowed his eyes at Ex in confusion.

"You know, Doc wears crocs now."

"I'm aware. I will actually eat his crocs."

Silence ensues for a while.

"You know, we will actually have to pay Doc because I don't have a bone farm."

"Fuck. Can't we just get Iskall?"

"He barely has any bee."

"Ah. Still fuck."

"Yelp," Grian sighed out, and held onto Ex's elbow. "I'll show you my base and then we'll suffer together, trying to find diamonds."

"Sounds like a wonderful evening."

Instead of writing whatever the fuck should I– I mean, the author write and they can't be bothered to write a simple 'timeskip' with a bold text. So...

By the magic of author not exactly sure how to write, we shall travel into the future to see what will fucking happen.

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"So," Ex began, staring at the mansion that was split into two. "Divorce?" Grian turned around to stare at Ex with a face that wasn't exactly done but was also done along with sprinkled in confusion.

Ex raised a brow and shrugged at him. Grian sighed out and began to row closer towards, what he presumes it's, Doc's side of the island.

The boat hit the stony shore and they got out from it, the boat creaking under their movement and weight. They climbed up the naturally generated mountain without much effort and reached to the top. A giant wooden fence on presumably Bdubs's side and some redstone contraption behind the mansion.

"Well hello there," Doc's voice rang out as he stepped out of the mansion. No, not from the front door, from the side. The opened side, the side where the mansion is cut through.

He tilted his head at them with a raised brow. "So? How much are you guys willing to pay?" He asked, crossing his arms and leaning against the wall.

Grian immediately took out a sack full of diamonds or diamond blocks, but probably diamonds, and yeet it towards Doc. "Take it! TAKE IT, DAMN IT!" Grian screeched out. "It just took us too long to get those diamonds," Ex muttered underneath his breath.

Doc widened his eyes and dodged the sack, the sack landing onto the ground behind him. Doc mumbled underneath his breath and walked towards the sack of diamonds. He picked it and opened the sack.

"Okay then," Doc spoke after a short silence, he pocketed the sack and turned towards them. "What exactly are we doing?"

Ex's face lit up and he gave Doc a mischievous grin and he asked ominously, "Do you like Applebee's?"

"What the fuck are you planning?"

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Xisuma walked into his little jungle zone with rose brushes in his hand. He froze and glanced around, a feeling of another presence washing over. He glanced towards the double chest he has.

He let out a yelp as the chest opened up from the inside. A upper half of a Player raised from the chest, and he was pretty sure that they were wearing a red turtle mask.

"Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like apples, oR BEES?" They asked, their voice either breaking or higher near the end of their, question?

Wait what, he wasn't at Applebee's.

"B- bees?" Xisuma asked out, fear for his people raising in his chest. "I- I may never been to Applebee's but I'm pretty sure that they don't sell bees as food items—"

"HE PICKED THE BEES," The Player screeched out and turned to stare(?) behind Xisuma. Before Xisuma could dive deeper into confusion, he heard aggressive buzzing from behind him.

Then realization hit him hard in the face.

"Oh my god, it's that one meme."

He felt two buzzes from his watch and glanced down to see the notifications or messages.

Docm77 left the game

EvilXisuma left the game

"Oh. I forgot to ban Ex. That explains the mad turtle man."

Grian let out laughter as he watched the alpha bee bee attacked by his beeople. Doc and Ex's body manifested next to him. Doc standing up and Ex in a position that would allow him to hide in a chest.

"Dude, how did you even fit in the chest? You and Xisuma are tallest hermits," Doc asked out in confusion, holding back giggles. Unlike Ex, who was laughing out like a madman.

He took of the red turtle mask and turned towards Doc, face completely serious. "Magic." He immediately got back to laughing.

Grian giggled out and watched everything unfold from his camera account.

"We're in so much trouble."

"Yeah, no shit."

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What is the first thing I write for season 7?

Ex is a red turtle mask screeching at Xisuma. Huh.

Feels like a me thing, doesn't it?

Anyways thank you Scal from discord for pointing out the fact that Ex isn't banned from the Hermitcraft season 7 server.

Anyways, hope y'all will have a lovely day! <3