I don't know about you all but

*takes deep breathe and screams*

I AM SOOOOO HAPPY AND EXCITED!

MAN WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS SO PUMPED UP!?

YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

I FEEL INSANE

CRAZY

AWESOME

GRATEFUL

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE SPECIAL DAY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!

I DONT KNOW WHY I AM SCREAMING! BUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BAKA!

*claps and jumps excitedly*

Yummyyyy

CHOW DOWN KIDDOS!

It's the birthday of 

Poke_fan-united the goofy idiotic guy who makes me wanna kill him, punch him, yell at him, threaten him, scream at him Every time!

Lemme tell you the above mentioned thing is true-

But this GUY/MAN/UNCLE JI/PATA NAHI KAHA SEH AAYA WALA LADHKA, YA UNCLE JI, Annoys me to HELL!

I MEAN THIS IS UNFAIR ON HOW THIS GUY COULD TEASE ME SO EASILY COMPARED TO ANY OTHER GUY IN THIS PLANET! NOT COOL DUDE!

THIS GUY 

YEAH THIS!

*points to Ash accusingly* Is so amazingly good at being freaking Pawesome BUT DAMN SOMEONE KILL HIS MODESTY PLEASE!

HE IS A WILD ANIMAL! WILD ANIMAL ALERT! well

He was a wild animal 😓 I kinda miss that wildness.

Anyway,

To those who don't know him, 

His name is Ash ketchup Aka Mr hyper (anyone who dares to call him that except me is gonna face death-) and he is a master mind when it comes to teasing and embarrassing nick names. He is a very loyal and amazing friend and someone worth being close friends with.

Don't mind my rants, You all know I am insane.

Anyway pfft

Enough talks you all.

So hey Ash!

You're gonna regret knowing me today *grins* 

Or you already did if you saw my message.

Now, I had exhausted all my mind capabilities of awesome ideas on Birthday two years ago on you.

Turns out, someone I know also did a year ago!

Without her, I wouldn't have been able to come up with this amazing TORTUROUS IDEA! 

And now *grins* together, we are coming back at ya for teasing us!

Anyway the gift is only for ash so sorry can't tell.

Oh and

ObliviousShipping day? That's on 10th July and ShiningStarShipping Day is on 11th July 😬😁

Anyway so enough of randomness!

I wrote a big message to be included in the link but MY LUCK GOT EXHAUSTED AND THE THING I TYPED GOT DELETED!

LIKE HELLO! ANNOYING NOT COOL MISTER!

Anyway hey Ash!

You better be ready for today!

Soooo

Sup? 

*stares at the fuse bulb that was fused in the last birthday card she made for Ash* I am so not helpful *glares at the fused bulb*

*takes deep breath*

I don't wanna do this *abouts to exit but is stuck*

Please? *still stuck*

I wrote that all before and I can't write it again! *her brother pops out of no where and hit her*

Fine

FINE

STOP HITING *plays JOHNY JOHNY while writing this*

Ok

Remember those mornight chat? How we came up with that to wish each other? How we used to sneak and chat?

Remember me blasting your Pinterest inbox with TMNT2012 related pics when you refused to NOT TEASE ME!?

Remember the first time we talked? You drove ME INSANE MISTER! I called you Mr Hyper because of your inhumane typing speed. That day was like the best day ever. Oh and it wAs in March btw. Not gonna tell you when 🤗

XD, we chatted like some old friends, about so many stuff, getting to know each other, teasing each other, waiting for each other, trusting each other and trying to NOT LAUGH because of our parents beside. 

We used to talk for Hours! Hours! I never did that before on chatting at MORNIGHT HOURS! 

Do you remember we used to scold each other for not being sneaky enough when one of us gets caught? XD the thrills.

And MAN! our talks about Harry Potter back in Pinterest is still something I couldn't forget. XD

Plus remember our promises? I'll fulfill them for sure! 

Also remember that Preet guy? The one whom you thought 'flirted' with me? XD that day I thought you were the biggest idiot alive!

Remember when we have nothing to talk about, we would just stay there, telling each other what we were doing? And suddenly one of us would start a water fight =_=. And someone one ESPECIALLY AIMED at my hair for no particular reason but to annoy me?

Remember us chasing each other around? Remember when we just wanted to remove that mobile in between us and tackle each other? Well strangle you for me.  But yeah. I still remember that time when we wished we could play on the swings, walk on the beach, tease each other by stealing ice cream🤩, the times we just wanted each other to just be besides, nothing else?  The time when we threw water at each other, argue with each other, I-am-so-gonna-kill you fights. That reminds me! HAHAHAHHA I AM TICKLESS!

Oh wait that you know, isn't that why you stopped trying to tickle me knucklehead? XD

Mannn

We were kids but those memories are something that still make me smile and laugh, those memories are something I'll never ever forget. Wattpad became my life because of you and all my friends back then (where is pepper!?)

How's Dino di? 

I don't know why but it feels I haven't talked to you for a looonnngg while 😞😩

Anyway Remember how we use to wish to go to water parks, call each other name (lemme tell you ATLEAST I WAS ABLE TO CALL U SOMETHING! NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU ASHY BOY)

Lol I still remember how annoyed you were when I said "aap, appneh, bhaiya, uncle"

Though I still read your fanboying over the dance,  remember that? 😁

Our friendship has lasted for years and of course it'll go for years more to come. 

Thanks Ash 

Yeah yeah Yada Yada Yada dont say thanks or sorry Yada Yada Yada 😂😂😂

For being with me in this Amazing journey!Your friendship is something I could never ever forget Ash. Nope, never ever.

You ARE the only one alive who knows all secrets about me.

Now if you forgot them don't blame me, blame your ganji effect 🤣🤣🤣

I don't remember the day we came up with that but BOOOYYYYY

Anyway I APPRECIATE THIS amazing bond that ties and it'll get stronger and stronger as the years will pass by and you won't be able to walk. Then I'll hit you playfully and run away 😂😂😂

Bhai koi inko Inki Dandi de do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyway knowing you, being friends with you was worth it, you're worth it 😌 I am glad that we became friends with an amazing person like you.

By the way

YOU SNEAKILY LITTLE THIEF! WHO WILL TREAT ME TO BASKIN ROBIN HUH!?!

AND WHY DO U SCARE ME WITH GHOSTS!? 

And WHY DOES CHARIZARD ALWAYS AIM AT MY HAIR!?

AND WHAT DID YOU MEANT BY ME BEING STUPID YOU BAKA, IDIOT,AMAZINGLY ANNOYING, MASTERMIND AT NICKNAMES, GIFTED ARTIST, ANNOYING YET AMAZING FRIEND, YOU ICE CREAM STEALER!

THERE IS NO WAY ILL ALLOW YOU TO MEET  MY BRO TO PRANK ME!

May you get some of the things you want and EARN the rest!

Yup

Somethings never change!

Happy birthday mr hyper!