"Don't tell me that you have exit from the group?" Du'a shouted and everyone....I mean everyone in the lecture theater turned around to look at us.

"You are too noisy,talk like a lady." I rolled my eyes and she eyed me wearily "Hudaya,do you know how much I have struggled so that you can be in that group?" She asked and I shake my head sideways "I don't and believe me I don't want to." She let out a heavy sigh "That group is the best you will ever find,all the guys are husband materials." I laughed at what she said and she gave me a blank expression "So,husbands have turned to materials?

"Hudaya,you clearly know what I mean!" Okay,she is seriously pissed but I really don't care.

"What,I.am.trying.to.say.is.that. I.don't.need.your.help." I emphasize on each word.

"Okay,my bad for trying to help you." She turned her back to me clearly annoyed and I let out a sigh.

"Du'a am really happy that you are trying to help,it is just that I still need a break." I held her hand as I tried turning her around and she budged.

Apologizing to Du'a was hard but at the end she accepted my apology and then we concentrated on our lecture which went on pretty well.

All of us went to our separate ways,mama was still not back from work when I entered and I guess Baba has also went out to probably meet his closest friend Baba Nuhu. I made my way to my brother's room and luckily he was around but unluckily he was in a hurry,it seemed like he was going somewhere "What's up?" I asked as I scanned him up and down "The sky." He replied and I rolled my eyes "Are you going somewhere?" Ofcourse it was obvious but duh am a Nigerian so all those stupid obvious questions are common "No am going to sit here and then keep looking at you." He smiled sweetly and I cursed him under my breath,meet my dear older brother,the sarcastic king of 2020.

"You are definitely not in the mood so bye but I will definitely pay back."

"Shoo,go away."

I stormed out smiling at my little thought of how to pay him back,okay so now am alone inside this house right now,well apart from my brother who doesn't want to talk to me.I carried my phone and entered my twitter seeing a new message notification.

Mr Anonymous:So about the blocks when are you going to deliver it?

What the heck is this?

Kabir H Abbas:Excuse me?

Of course I had to ask.The reply came almost immediately.

Mr Anonymous:I was talking about the blocks that I ordered from you yesterday.

Kabir H Abbas:This is some sort of a misunderstanding I guess.Am not the one you are looking for.

Mr Anonymous:You are the one!

Mr Anonymous:Stop joking around,we are both matured and it is business we are doing here.

This Mr Anonymous have really got to be kidding me!

Kabir H Abbas:I don't know what you are talking about.

Mr Anonymous:Don't get on my nerves.

Oh please, I should be the one saying that.

I decided to just ignore the message because I will get more annoyed if I continue replying and then it won't end good.I heard noises outside so I peeked from my window to check what was happening,a very wide smile spread across my face as I ran outside.

"Yaya." I smiled innocently and then looked at his friend well his girlfriend's brother "Good evening Yaya Latif." I greeted and he smiled at me "Mama just called and she said that you should give me that 10k that she asked you to give me." His face changed and I could see the way he was starting to sweat.

You deserve it!

I internally laughed as he gave me a murderous look and I just smiled again "Why are you standing like a statue?" I asked and then paused before I continued "I need to go to the market right now." I was being very calm and gentle "Actually I don't have cash." He said scratching his neck.

Yes

Yes

Yes

That is definitely how I wanted it to be...

"I don't have time so don't tell me to collect your atm card and then go to the bank or POS." I turned around swiftly and faced Yaya Latif "Do you have cash with you?" I asked and he nod his head "No, I will go and bring the money now." Yaya jumped in making me eye him "We are now one family,why are you making a big deal out of it." I was really trying not to laugh because the expression on my brother's face is priceless "Just let me give her the money." Yaya Latif argued and I smiled at him "You are so humble." I commented and he smiled,Yaya came closer to my ear "I am so sorry for my bad behavior earlier."

Yes.Yes.Achievement!

We excused our selves from Yaya Latif and I stood with my hand akimbo holding back my laughter.

"Call me Yaya Hudaya." I commanded,don't get me wrong but I really like it when am addressed as Yaya,maybe it is because I don't have someone to call me that. "Yaya Hudaya." He said sighing "Transfer 5k to my account now." He rolled his eyes and muttered some incoherent words as he bought out his phone and in a second I heard the alert, I smiled at him as I patted his shoulder "Good." I walked to Yaya Latif and smiled "Thank you so much for trying to help,it really means alot,well he have transferred it to me so I will just cope and go to the POS few feet away from here.Thank you,bye." I didn't wait for his answer because it didn't matter,I walked inside my room and made some crazy dancing moves before jumping on my bed.

I called mama because she has taken alot of time "Hudaya am in Jami's house, I will come back in the in an hour." I rolled my eyes at that knowing that mama being in her best friend's house whom we call Aunty Jami is not coming back anytime soon "What am I going to prepare for dinner?" I asked "Just prepare whatever you like,it should be edible." I didn't get a chance to reply when my credit finished, I have been warned that I have 1 minute remaining so no offense.And seriously mama is not rating me at all,what is it should be edible again?

I carried my phone and then I saw a message from that idiot on twitter.Again.

Mr Anonymous:So now you are ignoring me.

Kabir H Abbas:Oh please.

I waited for his reply but it seemed like he wasn't online so I decided to tidy up my room.Wow am really becoming matured!

I Hudaya Kabir Abbas decided to tidy up my room without anyone asking me to do it,of course I need a round of applause for this,even though am too childish for a 21 years old who is in her last years of university studying Economics.But duh I don't care,I finished tidying up my room and I swear even the air of the room became more refreshing,a part of me really wish to tidy of the room every day but then the lazy part of me reminded me how tired I am right now.

Bing!

A message came through and that was when I realized that my data was on since.

Mr Anonymous:Am going to cancel this contract if you continue acting stupid Mr man.

Kabir H Abbas:I don't know which contract you are talking about,am surely not the one you are looking for and I am not a man.

Mr Anonymous:So what are you?

Mr Anonymous:A she male?

Okay,that was very rude!

Kabir H Abbas:Look,just because I have been calm doesn't mean I don't get angry,you have been saying stupid things so get this into the your thick skull which is a covered with a very big head of yours and then send this information to your not so functioning brain that I don't take nonsense.

I huffed as I send the message and awaited for his reply.

Mr Anonymous:You are really funny,even though it was sent to make me angry but it made me laugh,this is actually my first laugh of the day so am favoring you,let's start business.

I feel so stupid right now,first he laughed at my attempt of a comeback and now he is still talking about the so called business I don't know anything about.

Kabir H Abbas:Am a lady,am not the one you are looking for so please stop talking to me.

Am begging right now because I don't have any way apart from this.

Mr Anonymous:So you are not tired of the joke.

Mr Anonymous:Since you are a playful person I will tell you a joke.So a set of mad people in the mental hospital planned to runaway,they planned that they will beat the securities at the gate then open the gate and runaway,during midnight they got ready and sneaked outside,they saw the gate open and their were no securities there so all them sigh heavily "Let's go back and come back tomorrow since our plan have failed."

I laughed at that joke,gosh they are seriously mad.

Kabir H Abbas:Instead of them to just go,kai mad people and their madness.

Trust me, I was just about to click the send button when I re read the message again,wait is he relating me to mad people?

I deleted the message I was about to send.

Kabir H Abbas:Leave me alone.

Mr Anonymous:I will only if you stop replying me.

The stupidest person of the year 2020 goes to HUDAYA KABIR ABBAS.

I turned off my data and walked out of my room then entered the kitchen,I am actually tired so I went for an easy food and that is spaghetti and sauce which happens to be their favorite.

I turned on the tv and worked as I peeked into the parlor to watch film after all the parlor is near the kitchen and the tv is facing the kitchen door so yap.I was cleaning the kitchen after I was done when mama barged in,actually mama is very strict about leaving the kitchen dirty so am already used to tidying it up after cooking "What is wrong?" I asked cleaning my washed hands with a small towel "Can you just imagine that Jami hid my favorite heels and gave me this ugly flats." I laughed at the way she was fuming,actually mama love heels so much and she doesn't wear flats not at all "You should give the flats to me since you don't like them." I suggested as she sat down "I will deal with her." Well that is their problem,mama and her best friend are like tom and jerry,despite being old they still act like kids when they are together.

I bought a glass of water for her and slumped down when she eyed me "You stink." I fought the urge to roll my eyes "I just finished cooking." I defended myself and mama just shook her head "You don't use your perfumes." She stated a fact and I tried to lie but she stopped me so I decided to say the truth "Mama the perfumes are too heavy,the last time I used them I had breathing problems." I explained as I slumped down on the chair.

"That reminds me,we need to go to the hospital."

"Why?" I had to ask because I hate hospitals "For your check up,you tend to have breathing problem these days." I rolled my eyes after making sure she wasn't looking at me "Mama it is normal." I said in my defense and she snubbed me,which solely means;she is never budging.

Baba came back and we had dinner without waiting for yaya to come back,after we finished having our dinner Baba cleared his throat and looked at Mama who knowingly dodged looking into his eyes,something is definitely fish,whenever mama and baba acts like this then they are definitely going to talk about something.I immediately stood up inorder to run away from this uncomfortable silence but then "Hudaya sit down." That was baba and I faked a smile before I went back to the cushion and sat down "Hudaya,you are 21 nearing 22 you know that right?" Ofcourse I know since it is my age and I cannot just wait to be 22 and then 23 the- "So you should bring a suitor home to complete half of your deen." So,it is about marriage.Gosh! Am not ready at all in-fact I have never put it in my plans,I don't know why maybe it is because I don't have a boyfriend "So do you have someone?" That was the place I dreaded for baba to come but then it is what it is "No." My voice was low and had it been 2 minutes ago my answer would be this low then I would have laughed at that person so hard that I will roll around the whole parlor an- "So this means you are not ready at all." I nod my head in reply suddenly feeling self conscious.

"I won't force things on you,we will keep praying for a righteous spouse for you,may God bless you." I smiled appreciating and made my way to my room,my parents have really favored me,Du'a's father talked to her since when we were in 200 level
and alhamdulillah her wedding is April 2021,I can't wait for her wedding sincerely.

I prayed isha then slumped on my bed,I watched a Korean series "Descendants of the sun" it has been on my laptop for a long time but I didn't watch it so I started today and it is truly amazing.I reached 1:00am watching the film and my eyes were already closing due to sleep so I shut down my laptop and got ready to sleep but then I carried my phone to check my whatsapp when a message pinged from twitter.

Mr Anonymous:Am sorry for the inconvenience, I was given a wrong user name but now it is all sorted and incase you don't am going to tell you.YOU ARE VERYYYYYY CARAZY BUT NOT MAD.

I let myself got drown in my sleep promising myself to give him a taste of his own medicine tomorrow but for now:

Kabir H Abbas: ........

That will do.