I don't even know. I'm sorry.

"Heyyyyyyy De, do you ever-"

"No." Deceit looked at his boyfriend and sighed softly, he loved Roman, but he was just as big of an idiot as Remus.

"But you don't-"

"I don't need to. Now go to sleep before I set Remus on you."

"Fine."

Deceit smiled and held Roman loosely, letting them both fall asleep.

-

"De, can we have a baby?" Patton called through to his boyfriend.

"Patton, you can't cook a meal for us without setting the food on fire, how can I trust that you won't set a child on fire?"

"I wouldn't... Intentionally..."

"No. No children."

-

"Deceit, have you been letting more lies slip through to Thomas lately?"

"I love you, Logan."

"I love you too," he paused before realising what Deceit was doing. "Get back here you lying snake!"

-

"You know what I said in the latest video wasn't false~" Remus purred in Deceit's ear.

"Which bit?"

"There's a snake up my butt..."

"Get out. Get out right now."

-

Virgil lay across Deceit's lap and looked up at him. "How do you deal with all of us?"

"You're all idiots and I hate you."

"Except you don't. You just love us so much."

"Yeah, I do. Whatever you say, Virge. You're all annoying though."

Virgil laughed and pecked his lips softly. "You're not wrong."

Deceit laughed and looked up as the rest of his boyfriends walked in, and they all cuddled and watched movies for the rest of the evening.

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