Vaggie and Charlie in their room. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie sits on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.

Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours.

Charlie stands up and paces a bit.

Charlie: Vaggie, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have to stay for Y/N.

Charlie: What for?

Vaggie: Well....he got food poisoning.

Charlie: What?!? How?!

Vaggie: Un...he ate some bad wings. Right now he's in his room, crying in pain...and

Y/N walked by to check on his girlfriends, and was immediately hugged by Charlie, then proceeded to smother his face with kisses and ask if he was OK.

Vaggie: Making the most spectacular comeback since Robert Downey, Jr.

Charlie: Y/N? Are you ok?

Y/N: Ya. I was just checking to see if you both were ok.

Charlie: I was told you were sick!

Vaggie: I'm such a bad liar.

Charlie got up and takes Vaggie's hand.

Charlie: Vaggie, you're our partner, I need you there with me.

Vaggie: Fine.

Charlie: Yes!!

Charlie hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek.

Y/N: I'm sorry I can't come. At least not right now.

Because Y/N sold his soul, he couldn't go to Heaven, unless he had an Angels blessing. So it would be a hot minute before he got to Heaven.

Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.

Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.

Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him.

Niffty: You look messy! What happened to you?

Angel Dust: It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

While Angel is explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses on the couch to rest or sleep for the night. Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/N come into the room with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcase with all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch. Angel gets annoyed that it's the fourth time the same wall that was fixed was blown up again.

Angel Dust: Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!

An female outline, revealed to be Cherri Bomb, appears from the red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.

Cherri Bomb: What up hoes?

Y/N: Cherri?

Angel Dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement.

Angel Dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb? Long time no see, baby!

Cherri jumps into the room.

Cherri Bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!

Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie.

Cherri Bomb: Here, hold this.

Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb.

Charlie: Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.

Vaggie: Nope, gimme that.

Vaggie throws the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and said bomb explodes 'safely'.

Angel Dust: I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out.

Angel tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.

Cherri Bomb: You can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—

Charlie: Responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Agh! He never brings anyone around.

Cherri Bomb: Wonder why.

Charlie: Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun.

Cherri Bomb: W-w-wait, they?

Charlie waves over to Husk, Y/N, and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty is shaking so fast that shaking rattling sounds can be heard from her body. Y/N nervously waved.

Y/N: Cherri?

Cherri: Y/N! Oh ya! It's nice to see you, baby boy! How's my favorite bed boy?

Y/N: Good.

Cherri: Good!

Cherri pulled him in for a kiss, earning an jealous glare from Charlie and Vaggie.

Charlie: Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!

Cherri mistakes Charlie's suggestion and tries to make her understand.

Cherri Bomb: Wait, I'm only here for Ange—

Charlie hands Cherri Bomb a large stack of money.

Cherri Bomb: —Ooh! Never mind, Let's GO!

Charlie: Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about...

Just as Charlie predicted, the portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge.

Charlie: Now! Y/N, we'll get you up soon!

Charlie grabs Vaggie with both arms and throws her into the portal, and as she steps a foot inside, she turns back to the guests and workers with Cherri Bomb, waving them goodbye for the day.

Charlie: Bye!!

Cherri looked at Y/N.

Cherri: So, your staying?

Y/N: Yes I am. At least until Charlie and Vaggie get me an angels blessing.

Cherri: So your free tonight~?

Y/N: Yes.

Cherri smirked and placed her hand on her hip.

Cherri: It's just good to know~.

Charlie enters the portal and vanishes on the spot just before Sir Pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri Bomb and spits out his drink in shock.

Sir Pentious: Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?

Sir Pentious doesn't notice one of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.

Cherri Bomb: Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along.

Cherri Bomb takes out a piece of gum and starts chewing. Sir Pentious hears her well, and is surprised by Cherri's suggestion. He immediately goes over to her and seemed nervous while Cherri faces him and blows a bubble.

Sir Pentious: Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen. What-What do I do? What-What do I wear?

Sir Pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she doesn't like Sir Pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seemed like she's crushing it.

Cherri Bomb: Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead. Only Y/N's hands can touch this ass.

Y/N: Wait? What?

And with that, Cherri leaves behind the flustering Sir Pentious who is blushing red after Cherri touched his hand.

Y/N: We just...hang out where we go too.

Sir Pentious: Where are we going?

Y/N: I'm not sure.

/////

At the golden gates of Heaven, Charlie and Vaggie are shown to be outside as the portal closes behind them.

Charlie: Vaggie, look at this place! It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?

Vaggie: Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow. Let's just get Y/N up soon as possible.

Charlie and Vaggie approach the front desk where St. Peter pops up from behind his desk.

St. Peter: Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name please?

Charlie: Oh! Uhm, uh, Charlie Morningstar!

Peter opens the book of reservations that are supposed to be a list of names they've cataloging for those who are to enter heaven.

St. Peter: Charlie Morningstar, hmm, I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd.

Charlie: Uh, uhm, my dad got me this meeting, so maybe...

St. Peter: Oh, Dad! Okay!

Charlie: Try Lucifer... Morning... star?

Peter realizes who Lucifer is.

St. Peter: Oh, fuck! Yeah, hoooo, hehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.

Peter nervously flies down from the desk to Charlie and Vaggie. Vaggie is unamused of St. Peter, crossing her arms in disappointment.

Vaggie: Oh, here we go.

Charlie: No, uh... we're, we're here for a meeting.

Just then, high above the three of them, Sera and Emily suddenly appear in their angelic forms before turning into their humanoid forms as they land in front of Charlie and Vaggie.

Sera: St. Peter. We can take it from here. Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven. You are gifted to be here.

The other angel, Emily, is super-excited to see outsiders from Heaven that she squeals and comes forward to greet them.

Emily: Hi! I'm Emily, the other seraphim, though you can call me Em! Emmy, E, whatever you want, I go by whatever. Welcome to Heaven!

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Charlie, Vaggie and Emily run hurriedly, unexpectedly passing Adam, who is drinking a soda, and Lute. They both immediately pause as they see Charlie and Vaggie.

Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?

Lute: What is she doing here? How did she even get up here?

Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.

Adam goes to challenge Charlie and Vaggie, but Lute stops him.

Lute: Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?

Adam: Better than waiting for the fucking extermination!

Lute immediately grabs Adam by his collar and pulls him to shush him harshly.

Lute: SHHH. Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule?

Adam: Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know fine. Don't fucking shush me, bitch.

Just before they can settle this, Sera suddenly appears behind them both, teleporting them to an office-like building with just one sway of her wings. The light goes white on the screen before reappearing to show Adam and Lute being confronted by a stern Sera.

Sera: You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam.

Adam turns around and looks at Sera with shock.

Adam: Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez.

Lute: Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?

Sera: Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. I never would have agreed to your... 'yearly activities' if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.

Adam: What do you want from me? I'm just one guy.

Sera: I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?

Adam: Yeah. Got it.

////

Vaggie and Charlie are shown in their hotel room, Vaggie putting their big tons of luggage down as Charlie sits on the bed excitedly.

Charlie: Okay, I love Heaven! Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows! Y/N is gonna love that!

Vaggie: Those are just rainbow sprinkles.

Charlie: Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! She's gonna arrange Y/N to come up here too! He'll be so excited to see Heaven with us! You coming?

Vaggie: Uh, I need a break. But hug a koala for me.

Charlie: O.M.G! Can you imagine an actual koala? See you later!

Charlie zips right out of the door, leaving Vaggie alone for herself. She lays on the bed and sighs, but there is a knock on the door a second later. She answers it, revealing Adam, barging right in to greet her.

Adam: Hey there Vag-asaurus!

Vaggie: Charlie will be back soon, you need to get out now.

Adam enters the room, Lute behind him.

Adam: I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. I'm looking for you.

Vaggie: Why?

Adam: Maybe 'cuz you left the band; you tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet!

Vaggie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Adam: Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?

Vaggie immediately grows pale when she realizes how Adam has never forgotten her. A flashback cuts to show a past Extermination. Exorcists come flying down with swords and spears as they hunt and kill every Demon Sinners they find. Screams can be heard as many demons are being massacred by the Angels. An Exorcist flies down and kills a demon, before taking her helmet off, revealing it to be Vaggie with a shorter hair.

Adam: You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie.

Vaggie: Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie.

Adam: Hmmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?

Cuts to a flashback of the Extermination. As Exorcists kills a demon, a sinner child is running away while being chased by a vicious Vaggie as an Exorcist. The child runs into an alleyway where he reaches a dead end. He turns, and starts crying where he is prepared to meet his demise. However, Vaggie hesitates, seeing the innocent child right before her eyes crying in fear. She reconsiders her decision.

Vaggie: Go, run. Now!

The sinner child flees from Vaggie right before Lute's shadow appears behind her. Vaggie realizes she has been spotted before Lute stabs her eye out. Vaggie screams in pain. Her eye falls before Lute steps on it. She steps on Vaggie

Lute: Sinful filth like you has no place in heaven.

Lute brings up Vaggie's head and rips her wings off. Vaggie pants as she watched Adam appear before her in a shadow silhouette before Lute throws her discarded wings away and sword before she and Adam leave. The scene then changes to Vaggie stumbling down an alleyway, now with only one eye. She collapses against a dumpster, before Charlie, spots her. She puts a bandage over her missing eye, and Vaggie smiles. In return, Charlie smiles back.

Adam: To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. Then managed to get whoever the hell Y/N is. 'Grats on that I guess.

The scene cuts back to the present where Lute is disgusted of their relationship.

Lute: Their love is vile and blasphemous.

Adam: Hot as fuck though. But I wonder what your bitch and what's his face would think if they found out you are actually one of us, hmmm?

Vaggie: What do you want?

Adam: Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good.

Vaggie: Never!

Adam: Oh yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and what's his name that they've been fucking someone who's killed-- thousands of hells people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See you in court!

Adam and Lute leaves the room, Vaggie scared.

////

The scene transitions to an angelic courtroom, where Charlie and Vaggie are sat down. Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.

Charlie: Oh no, not him again!

Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute.

Adam: What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen.

Sera: We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?

Charlie: Thank you, Seraphim. Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—

Adam: Objection, lame and unoriginal.

Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please.

Charlie: Right, ok, uh, uh... uhhmmmm...

Charlie shuffles through multiple cards, all which have various dictionary references on.

Adam: If you have actual evidence, then show it already.

Charlie: We have a patron right now who is making incredible progress!

Adam: Who?

Charlie: Angel Dust.

Adam: Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed.

Charlie: Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?

Adam: Uhmm... w-well... Uhh...

Sera: Is everything ok, Adam?

Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok?

Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.

Vaggie: "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man." Are you fucking serious?

Adam: Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? Right, Sera?

Sera: He was the first human soul in Heaven...

Charlie: Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!

Adam: Then let's fucking see it bruh!

A spying orb appears in the middle of the courtroom.

Charlie: Your honor, may I present: exhibit A.

////

Cherri Bomb: Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?

Husk: I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club.

Y/N: Not wrong.

Sir Pentious: Niffty, dear, what are you doing?

Niffty: I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!

Y/N and Sir Pentious looked at each other confused and looked back at her.

Sir Pentious: That's because we're at a club, dear.

Niffty: Oh! I thought the hotel looked different!

Sir Pentious leans over to Cherri Bomb, as she was playing with Y/N's hair, and having her fingers walking from Y/N's pants to his chest.

Sir Pentious: Ms. Bomb, I-I'd like to buy you a drink.

Cherri Bomb: Why? Didn't you say we're arch rivals?

Sir Pentious: Uhm... uhh... because I'm buying everyone a drink!

Random guy: Free drinks! I love alcohol!

Angel Dust: Good, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink.

Y/N: Isn't water boarding the sport of riding on a wave on a special board?

Cherri Bomb: Nah. You're thinking of the wrong thing. And Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too. Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing.

She holds out three pills.

Y/N: Oh no.

Husk: Here we go.

Cherri Bomb: Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us. And Y/N joined in.

Husk: I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest.

Y/N: W-we just...we just thought you were better than that.

Cherri Bomb: Thanks... Come on, Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long!

Angel Dust: I uhh... I don't know, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild.

Husk: Hmm.

Y/N: 😊

Cherri Bomb: Come on, bitch. If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh?

Sir Pentious slithers back into frame.

Angel Dust: I.. I guess?

Sir Pentious: Cherri, I bought you a shot. B-because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray!

Crowd: Yeah! Another drink! I love alcohol!

Angel Dust: Ah... Fuck it, let's do it.

Y/N: D'oh!

Husk: *sighs*

Cherri looked at Y/N and smirked.

Cherri: You know what you need?

Y/N: No.

Cherri: You need a few drinks, and you'll be feeling no fear.

Y/N: Cherri, I don't know.

Cherri smirked and lead to his ear, and began whispering something to him that caused him to blush as brightly as a stop light.

Y/N: Y-Y-you'll do that?

Cherri: Ya~.

Y/N: Ok, I'm trusting you.

Cherri smirked and gave him a shot to drink.

/////

Adam: Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery. That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven!

Charlie: Uhm, objection! Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends at the end of a hard day?

Adam: Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is ok?

Charlie: *growls*

Adam: What do you think?

Vaggie: I-I- I have to go the bathroom!

Vaggie rushes out of the courtroom.

Charlie: What? Vaggie, can you hold it?! Angel will make good decisions, come on! We have to keep watching! Please?

Sera: Yeah, I don't know.

Emily: Yeah, let's give him a chance.

Sera: Very well, the court will allow it.

Charlie: Fuck, yes! I mean... heh... thank you.

////

Y/N was with the gang have had multiple drinks.

Cherri Bomb: Round 12, motherfuckers! Heels are coming off!

Y/N: If I weren't already in hell, I probably would've died from alcohol poisoning. HA HA HA!!!

Y/N was completely drunk. He hiccuped and laughed.

Angel Dust: Ho ho yeah! Keep 'em comin'! Come on, right here! Come right here to daddy.

Sir Pentious: Oh, it's wonderful to have friends!

Y/N: Ya man! This guy, this guy right here is the best inventor in hell!

Sir Pentious: Aw, your making me blush!

Niffty: Everything's spinny!

Angel Dust: Ha, I think you're done, tiny. You too Y/N.

Niffty: No!

Y/N: Gimme gimme gimme!

Cherri Bomb: Oh come on, bitch! They can handle a little more!

Angel Dust: Niffty's like 10 pounds soaking wet and— oh shit, where'd she go?

Y/N: There~. Right with papa bear, thing one, and thing 2.

Niffty is shoving other patrons' drinks into a sack.

Guys at a table: Hey! Fuck!

Niffty: Dirty, dirty! Make it clean!

Angel Dust: Damn it, Niffty. Sorry fellas, here, next one's on me. Niffty? Shit!

Niffty was digging through a supply closet.

Niffty: Chlorine... Bleach...

Y/N laughed as he sat next to her.

Y/N: Ya. Clean. Show the floors who's the boss.

Angel quickly made his way to the two.

Cherri Bomb: Angie, the fuck you doin'? You're supposed to be relaxin', not playin' nanny!

Angel Dust: Look they ain't used to this scene, I-I just dont want them to end up in the gutter like I used to.

Cherri Bomb: Pfft, WHATEVER, NERD, just catch up when you're done!

Y/N: Cherri~. Got ya!

Y/N hugged Cherri and picked her up, causing her to blush.

(Vaggie was watching with jealousy.)

Cherri Bomb: Oh~. Someone's getting playful~.

Y/N: Your so hot~.

Cherri Bomb: Naughty boy~.

Niffty: *laughing*

Angel picks Niffty up.

Angel Dust: STOP!! You can't take tha- GOD, Niff, why you bein' such a mess?!

Niffty: I'm the mess...?

Niffty starts crying.

Angel Dust: Oh, oh shit! Hey hey, Hey calm down. It's fine. Shh.. Hey, you wanna play with the kitty?

Niffty:...yeah...

Angel puts Niffty on Husk's head while she giggles about it.

Husk: The fuck is this?

Angel Dust: She's wasted, just go with it.

Husk: Really?

He sees Niffty playing with his ears and wings.

Husk: Ugh, get the...

Sir Pentious fell off his seat and slithering over to Cherri Bomb. Who was making out with the drunk Y/N.

Sir Pentious: Ahh... HEY, WOW!!!! Hey, so... I see the club has a sex room, so I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhmm... do a... sssSEX with me?

Cherri: I'm sorry, why would we have sex?

Y/N: Because he's super cool~.

Sir Pentious: Uh... what he said. And uhm... because I'm having sex with everyone here!

He laughs briefly before being grabbed.

Crowd cheers, before dragging Sir Pentious towards the 'sex room'. Many sets of eyes are visible inside

Sir Pentious: Wait!

Y/N: Good for you man~! Congratulations~! Show them who's boss~!

Husk: God, your wasted. I can't imagine the hangover you're gonna have, but I pity you. If you were alive, you'd be risking alcohol poisoning.

Angel Dust: He is alive.

Husk: FUCK! Stop giving him alcohol!

Husk took the bottle Y/N had.

Cherri: You know, we can do this fucking shit every fuckin' night! You don't have to spend all your off hours "working on yourself", you little bitch.

Husk: The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's—

Angel Dust: Valentino.

Husk: Exactly. So why don't you-

Angel Dust: No, Valentino.

Y/N: Who?

They look to Valentino at a large sofa-bench talking with some female demons.

Valentino: Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck? I could make you a star...

Angel Dust: Let's get the fuck out of here, okay? ...Where's Niffty?

Valentino: OK, yeah, bring me another drink or I'll fucking kill you.

Niffty is seen running towards Valentino

Niffty: Bad boy!

Y/N: Don't worry~. I'll get her.

Angel Dust: No! You have no idea what he'll do! Plus. Your drunk. You need to rest. I'll get her.

Y/N: Well...good luck Solider~.

Y/N let out a drunk laugh.

Valentino: Yeah, a star. Porn star. Ok, yep, bring me another or I'll fucking kill you! I said I'll fucking kill you, and I will.

Angel Dust: Excuse me! Pardon me! Get out of my way!

Angel tumbles onto the platform and grabs Niffty, who is still running in midair as Angel holds her.

Valentino: Holy shit, Angel Dust? What are you doing here, baby? You didn't get enough dick today?

Angel Dust: Funny.

Valentino: Who's this chiquita? You bringing me fresh meat?

Niffty bites at Valentino and Valentino yelps.

Valentino: Oi!

Niffty: I just want a taste.

Valentino: Weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure?

Angel stands up, still holding Niffty.

Angel Dust: Fuck off, Val.

Valentino: Excuse me?

Angel Dust: I said fuck off! I may have to put up with your bullshit, but you ain't fuckin' with any of my friends!

Valentino summons his red smoke chain and grabs Angel with it, pulling him close.

Valentino: You forget who you're talking to? I own you, bitch.

Angel Dust: Yeah, you do, in the studio. And you can do anything you want to me there, just like our deal says. But out here, I get to do what I want. So once again, FUCK. OFF!!

Valentino smacks Angel, sending him tumbling to the side as Valentino walks over.

Valentino: Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, because I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow.

Cherri: Fuckin' dickhead...

Angel stands up and walks back to his friends.

Y/N: Dude. You ok man?

Angel Dust: Fuck it. It was worth it.

Husk smiles and puts a hand on Angel's back as they walk off.

Husk: Way to go, kid.

Niffty appears tears off a part of Valentino's fur.

Valentino: Ow! What the fuck?!?

Niffty: For my collection! Wait up, guys!

Cherri: Did you just call these cunts your friends? Thought that was my job.

Angel Dust: There's room for everyone, and ya know... you could come crash with us too.

Cherri: Okay, look, Angie, I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, but you know me, bitch, I'm doin' just fine! In fact, I'm gonna fuck Y/N, okay?

Y/N: Wait? What?

Cherri: But if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah?

Sir Pentious: Is Cherri still here?

Cherri walks into the sex room with Y/N.

Sir Pentious: Damnit!

///

Charlie: See! He did everything on your checklist! He was selfless, he stopped Niffty from stealing and he stuck it to that moth man!

Adam was speechless, so were the others. Angels were whispering and talking to each other.

Adam: We'll... will need to talk to an eyewitness, and someone who knows Angel Dust.

Vaggie/Charlie: I volunteer Y/N!

////

Four hours later.

After having sex with Cherri, then being summoned by Emily, Y/N passed out drunk and was escorted to Charlie and Vaggie's room. The angels would discuss more on Charlie's topic on if demons could be redeemed.

Emily looked down at Y/N. Something sparkled, in her eyes. Recognition.

Emily: He looks so...peaceful.

Vaggie: Ya. Hands off.

Charlie: Vaggie!

Y/N groaned as he woke up.

Y/N: My head. My stomach. Everything hurts. Wait, where are my pants?

Vaggie: Cherri ripped them off.

Emily: Hi! Welcome to Heaven!

Y/N looked at Emily and blushed softly at her.

Y/N: Hello...

Y/N looked at her nervously. He covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom and threw up. He was still pretty sick from all the alcohol.

Charlie got a wet wash cloth, Vaggie rubbed his shoulders, and Emily rubbed the back of his neck.

Charlie: It's ok. Get it all out.

Y/N: Oh god! I'm never drinking again! How much did I drink?

Y/N threw up again. He cried a bit as he soon finished throwing up. Charlie used a wash cloth to wash the tears off his face. Vaggie patted his back.

Vaggie: Look, tomorrow we'll be at the trial again. Now, you should rest. Let's get you out of these clothes.

Emily blushed as she heard that.

Vaggie: Once we're alone.

Emily: Oh! Right! Sorry. It's good seeing you Y/N! Hope you get better!

Y/N: Me too.

He coughed and Charlie cleaned his face, as Vaggie removed his shirt, and then pants. Charlie lightly picked him up and helped him to the bed.

Charlie: There you go. Try to get some rest, okay? If you need anything, just let me know.

Y/N nodded his head sadly. He hugged Charlie and snuggled up with her. Charlie kissed his head.

Charlie began petting his head and Vaggie rubbed his back.

As Y/N drifted off into sleep, he felt a comforting presence beside them. Opening his eyes, they saw Charlie and Vaggie sitting on either side of the bed, their expressions soft with concern. Without a word, they both leaned in, wrapping Y/N in a gentle embrace.

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With the first rays of dawn peeking through the window, Charlie couldn't contain her excitement for the day ahead. Gently shaking Y/N awake, her eyes sparkled with anticipation.

Charlie: Hey, sleepyhead! Wake up, wake up! There are so many things I want to do with you today!

Y/N, still groggy from sleep, not to mention hung over, blinked a few times before fully registering Charlie's words.

Vaggie: Charlie? What is it?

Charlie: Since Y/N is in Heaven with us, I wanna do some fun stuff with him before we continue the meeting!

Y/N: Like what?

Charlie: We could grab breakfast at that diner Vaggie's been eyeing, then maybe check out that vintage store I've heard about. And later, we could even swing by the arcade.

Y/N smiled.

Y/N: Yes please! I would like that very much.

Charlie smiled happily at that. She pulled him out of bed and kissed his cheek.

Y/N: But I can shower first please?

Charlie: Of course! But...can I join you in there?

Y/N blushed brightly and looked at Vaggie.

Vaggie: You do, whatever you want.

Y/N blushed and went to the shower with Charlie.

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Soon it was time for the meeting. After showering together, visiting a diner with Vaggie and Charlie, then visiting a vintage store, then an arcade, then an ice cream shop, and then going to the zoo, they headed to the meeting so Y/N can given eyewitness accounts. Y/N looked at Adam, Lute, and all the angels nervously.

Y/N: Hello, I was told to open up with a joke. So here it is. You ever notice how colleges are always reaching out, asking for money? I mean, you spend four years trying to understand Shakespeare, and the next thing you know, you're getting emails saying, "To be or not to be... a donor, that is." It's like they think every graduate walked out with a degree in making money trees grow. "Hey, remember that time we charged you for knowledge? How about a little something extra for old times' sake?" It's like running into a high school bully who used to take your lunch money, and now he's asking you to invest in his sandwich shop. They're always hitting you up for money like they're running some sort of fundraising telethon. "Give us your dollars!" I half expect them to start sending out those sad puppy dog eyes in their alumni newsletters. It's like, come on, I already gave you my youth, do you really need my wallet too? And you're just sitting there thinking, "You're a entire COLLEGE! Shouldn't you have your finances together by now? Or are you just in it for the pocket change?"

Nobody laughed, but he heard a few angels, nodding in murmuring in agreement with the joke.

Angel 1: He's not wrong.

Angel 2: Ya. I've seen all their prices on earth, and they're being a little exorbitant and greedy.

Angel 3: Ya. Why else do you think 6 out of ten college professors and employees go to hell?

Adam: Can we get on with it?

Y/N: Well, I'm the nine months I've known him, this is what I've got to say. Angel is brash and sarcastic, with a quick, sharp wit. He will often use these traits to deflect criticism or insults, and side-step responsibility. He will switch between playful and destructive as he pleases, and his humor tends to be crude and crass, with an emphasis on dirty jokes and innuendos, which he feels is expected of him and actively plays into. BUT, Angel does have friends, and he cares about them. He's treated me like a friend. He was there for Niffty and stopped her from making a mistake. He saved Niffty yesterday and stood up to a jerk. He cares about his friends and wiling ti defend them. A few months ago, he saved me and Husk from sharks. He even protected me and Charlie from getting sexually harassed by his boss.

Adam watched Y/N, and groaned as he couldn't remember where he knew Y/N from.

Y/N: Sir Pentious is bombastic, flamboyant, short-tempered, temperamental and persistent, and his personality seems to take cues from the classic "mustache-twirling" stock villains. He takes tremendous pride in his grandiose ideas of how evil and cunning he is, and at one point even openly declares "I'm so evil!" BUT When Charlie forgives him, he is grateful and fully joins in his redemptive effort. Additionally, he is enthusiastic about Charlie and Vaggie's activities, more so than Angel Dust, even if it were an act. He's just a big sweetheart. He tried to make peace with his arch rival yesterday. He and Angel Dust deep down are good people. They have both made efforts in redemption and are taking this seriously.

Adam: Uhhh... well, uh... then why aren't they here then? Hm?

Emily: Yeah, why aren't they here?

The angels observing the court all murmur together.

Charlie: Wait... none of you know what gets someone into Heaven?

Y/N: Oh no.

Sera: This questioning stops now. We know when a soul arrives, we know when they pass divine judgment, it is our job to ensure these souls are safe

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Charlie falls to her knees in disbelief, Y/N was in shock, as Vaggie runs to them and Emily settles back by Sera.

Sera: I'm sorry... but this court finds that there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed.

The angels looked at her in shock, as if this wasn't what they agreed on yesterday.

Y/N: What.

Adam: Oh, FUCK, YES!! I WIN!!! SUCK IT BITCHES. You better save the date cunts, 'cause we're coming to your hotel FIRST.

Y/N:...FUCK YOU!

The entire court went silent and Charlie and Vaggie looked at him, shocked that that word was even in his vocabulary. Adam snaps his fingers, reopening the portal to Hell.

Charlie: What... NO!! You can't-

Vaggie: You... Mother fu-

Charlie, Vaggie, Y/N, scream as they are transported back to Hell through the portal.

Emily: Charlie!! Don't give up on this! I'll figure something out, I promise!

Sera: That wasn't called for, Adam.

Adam: Yeah, But did you see the looks on their fucking faces, it was.... d-d- *stammers* Sorry....

The court, Adam, and Lute fly away.

Emily: Extermination...of human souls!? Demon or not there is NO reason to be doing this. And you lied, and turned your back on the other angels. We all agreed we would at least give this a chance!

Sera: The demons were uprising, Emily. It is my position as the head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs. And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful.

Sera leans forward, putting her hands on Emily's shoulders.

Emily: How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?

Sera: Heaven needs us, Emily. Everyone looks to us... and we can't doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect. Please.... if you start to question... you could end up like Lucifer. FALLEN. I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please, let me worry about this, ok?

Sera kisses Emily's forehead

Sera: I'm sorry.

Emily puts a hand on Adam's list gently, as the episode ends.

Emily: He would never had allowed...Y/N! I remember him.

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While everyone voted Y/N to go to heaven in this, I decided to have it both ways.

1. I feel like most Hazbin Hotel x readers will have Y/N in Heaven.

2. I wanted Y/N hanging out with the group.

3. I try to make Debt to Pay, Her Little Devil, and I 💙 Spectrum, stand out from each other and different. So with Baby Y/N in Heaven, and Y/N with Autism hanging out with the group, I wanted to do something different with this.

4. When it comes to writing these  as decisions, I go by "Do what you think people will do less."

Should Emily join the harem? Velvette too?

Also, Adam and Emily reason for recognizing Y/N was supposed to be revealed in this chapter, but I figured I should save it for the last one.