Scrambled Eggs
Y/N stood next to Vaggie as Charlie hung a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um...Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Y/N nodded his head.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Y/N nodded his head again.
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Y/N: 11,000? What happened to the other 10,999?
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them
Odette: Sign, please.
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.
Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine?
Y/N: Who's she?
Vaggie: He's buying parts from an overlord.
Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.
Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.
Sir Pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle.
Sir Pentious: Hmm...I have my doubts.
Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.
Sir Pentious: But I don't.
Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?
Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.
Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration. Y/N jumped in fright at the loud explosion sound and clung onto Charlie.
Vaggie: Oh! What did I just say? What did I just say?
Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. They do my evil bidding for me!
Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?
Sir Pentious: Yes.
Vaggie: Then no more eggs.
Sir Pentious: All right, eggies. You've got to go. I can't keep you anymore!
Sir Pentious looked at the eggs with tears in his eyes.
Egg Boiz: Okay, boss.
They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.
Sir Pentious: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!
Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder. Y/N did the same.
- - - -
Alastor was in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the Egg Boiz behind her.
Vaggie: Alastor!
Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie
Alastor: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.
Vaggie: Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.
Alastor throws away knife and fork, stands up and summons microphone.
Alastor: Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!
Vaggie: Humanely!
Alastor: Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today.
He walks out of the room.
Vaggie: Great!
Vaggie looks at deer carcass.
Vaggie: That looks disgusting.
- - - -
Back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor, are, with all of them except for Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"
Charlie: Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little...tension in the hotel.
As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.
Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.
Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from...
The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.
Charlie: Trust exercises!
Vaggie: Trust exercises.
Y/N: Trust ex-
Vaggie begins falling and lands on Y/N.
Vaggie: Ah, shit!
Vaggie falls on Y/N, and landed on Y/N's stomach as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie and Y/N to their feet.
Charlie: Vaggie, Y/N, we rehearsed this.
Charlie: We're doing trust exercises!
Husk: So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh...this? I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.
Angel Dust: Oh, I will but it's cash up front, and I know that one can't afford me.
Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!
Y/N: Wait? We are performing a show?! I can't! I get stage fright!
Vaggie placed her hands on his shoulders and kissed his cheek.
Vaggie: Hey hey hey. Está bien mi amor. Relajarse. (It's ok my love. Relax). Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?
Charlie: Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!
She took Y/N's hand and walks over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel.
Vaggie: What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...
Charlie: Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this.
Y/N smiled nervously and gave her a thumbs up.
Y/N: You got it?
Vaggie: Yeah...um.
She looks at them. All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie, Y/N, and Niffty.
Vaggie: Sure, I can handle this. No problem.
Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.
Vaggie: All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?
Charlie: Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!
Vaggie: All right, get on up here.
Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage.
Charlie: I...I love you guys. Like, really, really love you.
She falls backwards.
Vaggie and Y/N runs forward and catches Charlie.
Vaggie: Gotcha!
Charlie: That...felt...good! Y/N, why don't you go next?
Y/N gulped nervously and walked on stage.
Vaggie: This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you.
Y/N: I'm Y/N. And Bugs Bunny, Batman, Kevin Conroy, and Winnie the Pooh are my favorite people.
Y/N looked like he was going to fall back, but hesitated.
Charlie: Y/N? Are you ok?
Y/N: I'd rather not.
Charlie: Why not?
Y/N: I'm afraid nobody will catch me.
Vaggie: Y/N. I promise we will catch you. Do you trust me?
Y/N: Yes.
Vaggie: Would I drop you?
Y/N: Ummm-
Vaggie: Ok, I may have knocked you off the bed, but it was an accident. Would I hurt you?
Y/N opened his mouth to speak.
Vaggie: Not on purpose.
Husk: What the hell kind of kinky shit are you into?
Vaggie: It was one night and I got jealous how Verosika was more adventurous with Y/N, so I wanted to try some stuff with him and Charlie...but Y/N, I promise we will catch you. Please. 🥺
Charlie: Please? 🥺
Y/N gulped nervously and closed his eyes before falling backwards and into Charlie and Vaggie's arms.
Vaggie: I told you we'd catch you.
Vaggie and Charlie kissed his cheek. Next, Charlie sent Angel up.
Angel Dust: Fine.
He walks onto the stage.
Vaggie takes out a spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.
Angel Dust: Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-
Husk threateningly points at Angel.
Husk: I swear to fuck if you say dicks!
Angel Dust: -popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!
Angel falls backwards. Husk catches him.
Angel Dust: But, you know, dicks too!
Husk drops him
Angel Dust points to Pentious.
Angel Dust: All, right, new guy, you're up.
The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.
Sir Pentious: I...don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!
He falls backwards. Vaggie, Y/N, and Charlie catch him together.
Sir Pentious: Damn it.
Vaggie: That's great. Wow, you are slimy. Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?
Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically.
Niffty: Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!
Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty, the others were disturbed by her sadistic nature . Niffty flings herself off of the stage., but the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face. Despite that, Niffty seems to enjoy that. She falls on her face.
Niffty: Yay! Pain!
Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again.
Niffty: Pain!
Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately.
Charlie: I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-
Vaggie: Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out.
Angel appears behind them.
Angel Dust: If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin'".
Vaggie: What do you have in mind?
Y/N: Oh my!
Y/N looked to the ground and saw Alastor's wallet. He could tell it was his because when it was in his shirt color scheme, and it had a burning green radio on it.
Y/N: Alastors wallet. He must have dropped it.
- - - -
In Pentagram City. Alastor is walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions.
Egg Boiz: Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!
Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face. A shadowy person watches him from behind, before appearing in front of him, revealing himself to be an Overlord: Zestial.
Zestial: Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?
Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared.
Egg Boi: Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?
Alastor: Follow in silence if you value your shell!
He taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to Zestial.
Alastor: Greetings, Zestial!
A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor and Zestial.
Cactus Cowboy Demon: Oh, holy shit!
Zestial: Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day.
A coyboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.
Alastor: Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!
A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire.
Zestial: If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?
Zesital begins walking down the street with Alastor as tons of demons spotted them and hide, run, or avoid them from getting in their way.
Zestial: It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to...holy arms.
Alastor: Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious.
He adjusts bow tie and coat in a window reflection.
Alastor: Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!
He laughs as a laughing sound effect plays from his microphone.
Zestial: There too hath been rumour of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. TELL ME, how does thou fall in such folly?
Alastor: That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!
Zestial: T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm.
Alastor: Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!
Alastor, Zestial and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in view, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera was on him. Zesital and Alastor gets into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane.
Alastor: No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return.
The Egg Boiz salute and the lift begins its ascent.
Egg Boi: Oh, look. Frank is up there.
He points to the lift, where one Egg Boi is inside, pounding on the glass.
Another Egg Boi: We have names?
The lift reaches the top of the building and opens, where Alastor, Zestial and Frank walk out.
Y/N: Wait!
Alastor looked and saw Y/N step out of the elevator with Charlie. Y/N handed Alastor his wallet.
Alastor: Ah! My wallet. I thought my pocket was feeling lighter. How every did you find me?
Charlie: This address was on here, and we figured we should check her first.
Zestial: Ah, Alastor, is this the young princess and her little gentleman?
Y/N nervously hid behind Charlie.
Charlie: Oh, hi. Yes, I'm Charlie.
Zestial: Zestial, my dear.
He said and kissed Charlie's hand. Y/N's eyes widened as he saw that, and immediately reacted.
Alastor looked shocked.
Zestial: My word. And such a interesting design too. Never seen a demon like this before. What exactly kind of demon are you?
Carmilla Carmine: Alastor, Zestial, princesa, it's good to see you. Princesa, I did not expect to see you here.
The four turned and saw Carmilla Carmine, and her two daughters with her.
Charlie: Oh? Miss Carmine?
Carmilla Carmine: Yes, it's a pleasure to meet you. And who's this gentleman with you?
Charlie: Oh, this is my boyfriend. Y/N.
Y/N: Yes, hello miss.
Y/N noticed that she spoke Spanish a little bit ago, and thought he'd try speaking Spanish. He'd had been practicing with Vaggie.
Y/N: Te ves muy linda. eres hermosa en tu desnudez. Tu cabello es la única ropa que debes usar.
Carmilla Carmine and her daughters blushed brightly. Zestial choked on his tea. And Alastor laughed.
Alastor: My dear boy! I never knew that could be in your vocabulary, and to say it to an overlord, you have more guts of steel than I expected.
Y/N: What? What did I say?
Alastor: You said she's very pretty.
Y/N: Oh?
Alastor: And that she looked beautiful naked and her hair should be her only clothes.
Y/N felt like a prisoner on his way to execution.
Y/N: Oh geez! I'm so so sorry! I-I-I-
Carmilla Carmine: Hey! Relax. It's not that big a deal. I honestly found that very flattering.
Y/N: Really?
Carmilla Carmine: Yes. Your the first man to ever make a move on me in years.
She said as she caressed Y/N's cheek.
Charlie: Ya. Y/N can be romantic when he can.
Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room. Frank follows them in and stands near Alastor's seat. The overlord sitting next to Alastor turns to look at Frank and he waves. The overlord smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as another overlord walks to the head of the table.
Y/N: Should we get going?
Charlie: We probably should.
Carmilla Carmine: Actually you can stay if you want. This meeting is just as important to you as it is to us.
Charlie: We would, however we got things we need to do today.
Carmilla Carmine: I understand. Welcome, Hell sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.
Zestial takes his seat.
Carmilla Carmine: Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.
Zestial: Enchanted as always, Carmilla.
Carmilla Carmine: Alastor?
Alastor: Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!
Carmilla Carmine: Not really. But welcome back in any case.
Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction.
Carmilla Carmine: This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost. With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-
Charlie looked heartbroken upon hearing all this. She and Y/N were at the door, when Velvette opens the door and walks in, on the phone. The door struck Y/N right in the nose.
Charlie, Alastor, Frank, Carmilla Carmine: Ohhh!
Zestial: That had to hurt.
Velvette: Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. Yes, I know. They're all a joke. Oh shit. The princess is here too. Yes, she's a joke too. Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling.
She hangs up and sits down at the opposite end to Carmilla.
Meanwhile, Carmilla and Charlie were checking on Y/N, who was now having a bloody nose.
Y/N: Does it look bad?
Carmilla: Just hold you head back, and pinch your nostrils shut for ten minutes.
Charlie: Oh geez, that looks really bad.
Y/N gulped nervously.
Carmilla Carmine: Just keep your nose pinched. Also, if you want to come back, I could help you with your Spanish. As much as what you said flattered me, I can tell your rusty.
Y/N blushed softly.
Carmilla Carmine: And you look like you could use a confidence booster. I can help with that too.
Carmilla Carmine offered a genuine smile, she had a way of telling if people were good or not. And she could tell that he was a very nice person.
Charlie smiled at how nice she was being, then noticed Velvette checking Y/N out. She smirked as she was eyeing him.
Charlie: We gotta go!
Charlie said dragging Y/N out. Carmilla Carmine looked at Velvette. While she could tell Y/N was good at heart, Velvette was the opposite.
Carmilla Carmine: Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your...colleagues be joining?
Velvette: No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.
Carmilla Carmine: Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-
Carmilla stops talking as Velvette waves her hand in the air.
Carmilla Carmine: Yes?
Velvette: On the subject of discussion...
Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other.
Zeezi: Holy shit!
Alastor: Oh! Tasty...
Carmilla Carmine: Where did you get this?
Velvette: We found it during Extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed. *stands on top of table* We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan.
Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.
Zestial: If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more...foolish than I be thought.
Velvette: Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?
Zestial: We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't, they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?
The other overlords mutter in agreement. Velvette notices Carmilla's expression and smiles.
Velvette: Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right? Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-
Right before she could continue, Carmilla starts to get into her face, expressing outrage while singing, Respectless.
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Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla Carmine and Velvette. Alastor finally decides to break the silence.
Alastor: That was a productive meeting!
Velvette: Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! *walks out the door* Kiss my arse!
Zeezi: What the hell? We literally just got here!
Odette: Mother?
The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial, who go into another room. Alastor notices this as he is walking towards the lifts.
Alastor: Hmm. Well that's interesting. *points at Frank with his cane* You, little egg creature. I have a job for you.
Frank: Oh. Yes, boss!
Alastor: Follow them!
Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room.
- - - -
Charlie, Vaggie and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, and Vaggie looks angry.
Vaggie: Angel! What the actual fuck?!
Angel Dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!
Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does indeed read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage".
Charlie: Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh...hmmm...
Vaggie: What makes you think anyone would be into this?
They looked at Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged.
Husk: You know, I...I don't hate this.
Then they looked at Y/N who was getting massaged by a cat girl, and demon girl.
Y/N: This is relaxing,
Niffty, near Y/N, is wearing a dominance outfit.
Niffty: I'm ready to punish some bad boys!
Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes Husk give up.
Husk: Never mind, I-I'm out! Y/N, you should probably run.
A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Charlie and rubbing themselves against her
Charlie: Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm...
Vaggie pulls Charlie away from the other demons. She goes to Y/N with a look of jealousy and shoved the two demons away, and picks him up.
Vaggie: Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting.
Charlie: It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-
Vaggie: No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down. I just need to teach them...the way I was taught...
Y/N: How?
As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.
- - - -
The group was standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming.
Charlie: THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!
On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage. Meanwhile, three imps were shooting up the place.
Cactus Cowboy Demon: Yee-haw!
Punk Demon: Let's go, Baby!
Cactus Cowboy Demon: Bring it on, Bitch!
Back at the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.
Vaggie: There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades and arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!
There is a loud explosion in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie walked to Y/N.
Vaggie: Y/N? You know I love you, right?
Y/N: Yes.
Vaggie: And I would never put you in danger, right?
Y/N: Yes.
Vaggie: And you trust me?
Y/N: Suddenly I'm scared but yes.
Vaggie: Please don't take this personal, and that I can't emphasize enough.
Y/N: What?
Vaggie then threw Y/N off the building
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Angel Dust: Oh shit!
Charlie: Y/N!
Sir Pentious: Oh shit he's landed on his head!
Husk: Holy fuck!
Vaggie then throw off Husk.
Vaggie advances on Pentious
Vaggie: You...
She picks up Pentious.
Sir Pentious: Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-
Vaggie: Are gonna survive together!
Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building before turning to Angel Dust
Vaggie: And you...
Angel Dust: D-don't you even think about it-
As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off of the roof.
Vaggie: Are gonna make this hotel work!
Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement., and psychotically smiling with anticipation.
Niffty: My turn, my turn!
Vaggie picks up Niffty. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.
Charlie: Vaggie! No!
Vaggie: This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie.
Charlie: No, it's not. There are other ways. It just takes time!
As Charlie talks to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. In the off-screen background, Pentious, Angel, Y/N, Husk, and Niffty are being heard fighting and screaming against hordes of demons.
Husk: Blitzo?!?
Blitzo: Oh shit...hey Husk?
Husk: You fucking Backstabbing lying robber!!!Back off everyone! This one's mine!
Vaggie: Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?
She turns away from Charlie.
Y/N: Ah! Ouch! Why! My stars! Well I'll be!
Charlie: Vaggie...
Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you.
She takes Charlie by the shoulders.
Vaggie: I'm supposed to never fail you.
She goes back to the edge of the rooftop.
Angel Dust: I blame you for this, you crazy bitch!
Charlie: You didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not-you're not-
Vaggie: If I can't help you, what's the point of me?
Charlie: Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-
Vaggie: I'm sorry. I'd...I'd like to be alone for a minute.
As Charlie walks to the other side of the rooftop, an exhausted Angel, a satisfied Husk, come out of the door, carrying a battered, but in tact Sir Pentious, and Y/N before the two throw them onto the roof.
Angel Dust: Made it!
Charlie: Let's go home, guys.
Angel Dust: Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!
As Angel pulls Sir Pentious back down the stairs, Husk and Y/N followed. Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself.
- - - -
Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.]
Zestial: Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee.
Carmilla Carmine: It's nothing, Zestial, really.
Zestial: The felled angel...t'was by thy hand, was it not?
Carmilla Carmine: Let's not talk about it.
Clara: Mom...maybe he should know.
Carmilla Carmine: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this.
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The Egg Boiz were scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.
Egg Boiz: Ohhhh, this one smells like fun Oh, I love garbage.
The elevator door rings, and Alastor is waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastor stops him.
Alastor: So, what did you hear?
Egg Boiz: First, the old guy w-was all, "You're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , "♪ Whatever it takes ♪"
Alastor: And then what was the last thing?"
Egg Boiz: She killed the angel?
Alastor: Interesting. Lets keep this between us.
He makes a evil grin that statics the whole screen for a brief moment.
Alastor: Shall we?
Egg Boiz: You got it, boss!
Frank salutes to Alastor.
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Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.
Vaggie: Hey.
Charlie: Hey.
Vaggie: I'm sorry I got so crazy today.
Charlie: No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but...we'll figure it out...together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them.
Vaggie pans over to Angel, Pentious, Y/N, and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.
Angel Dust: And then, when that buff guy started beating the shitoutta you!
Sir Pentious: Yes, and with the dismembered arm, Yes, that was particularly unpleasant. But not as impressive as when that purple dragon man attacked Y/N, and was repeatedly kicked in the face.
Y/N: Ya, that was cool.
Niffty: I liked that part *giggles*
Husk: Well, hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ.
Husk comes over and pats Y/N and Sur Pentious.
Husk: You did okay, kids.
Sir Pentious: Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old rough and tumble today. And uh...thank you for pulling me out of there.
Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty had to ruin the moment when she started to manically laugh evilly in front of her peers, and the guys stopped after hearing her laughter turning sadistic.
Husk: And Y/N, i'm surprise you're able to walk normally after landing on your head.
Y/N: Me too, but I find feel.
The groups faces fell.
Angel Dust: What?
Y/N: Also, is someone going to answer that telephone?
The group did not hear any phones going off.
Sir Pentious: Umm... did you notice anything off on the way home?
Y/N: Well I did feel dizzy, nauseous, and I blacked out a few times, I think that's just from the battle.
Y/N looked around begins, waiting in the air at nothing.
Y/N: Who let all these bees in here?
Vaggie: Well, how about that?
Charlie: Ya... we're taking him to the doctor tomorrow, right?
Vaggie: First thing in the morning.
The front door opens, and Alastor enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor.
Vaggie: Alastor...Failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.
Alastor: Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful.
At the end of the sentence, Alastor glows with excitement over the new information he received about the overlords.
Vaggie: Why don't you give them back to Pentious.
Upon hearing this, Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his minions.
Sir Pentious: Really?
Vaggie: Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons.
At the last part, with every word, the camera zooms with every sword sound at her narrowing eyes, showing how serious Vaggie is about no more building weapons.
Pentious gets emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away.
Sir Pentious: Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back. Now, go clean my quarters this instant!
At his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie and Vaggie watched them leave.
Charlie: Maybe, things'll move fast than you think.
At the end of the day, Pentious was getting ready for bed with his Egg Boiz in tow.
Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?
Egg Boiz: It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur.
Sir Pentious: Mmm, that's nice.
Egg Boiz: And the knife lady killed an angel, and I was not supposed to talk about it.
Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies.
The Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep, while everyone was completely oblivious to the whole thing.
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