Y/N watched in concern as Charlie was pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was walking alongside her owner.

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle.

Y/N: Charlie?

Charlie: Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls?

Y/N: Charlie?

Charlie: Am I right? And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Y/N: Charlie? Please? Your freaking me out.

Charlie: I'm sorry, it's just this has got me freaking out. I'm just not sure if we'll be able to handle it.

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now...Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

His phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch".

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

Angel waves his phone in their faces. He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Y/N and Charlie got closer to read it.

Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Y/N:...I think that'll work.

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?

Angel waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep-.

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall.

Y/N: Ahhhh!

Y/N jumped and clung onto Charlie.

Inside the large zeppelin, Sir Pentious was armed for battle. He and his Egg Boiz were scattering around.

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -

Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!

Alastor: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!

Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Y/N, and Charlie who are watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.

Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.

Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.

Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~

Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.

Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.

Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.

Alastor cocks his head.

Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.

Alastor: Well, you must have been really bad at this.

Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.

Niffty reappears on Y/N' shoulder.

Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?

Alastor: Oh, nobody important.

- - - -

Vees' headquarters.

A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.

Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!

Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes.

Meanwhile people were watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!

Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.

Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!

Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electic powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.

Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?

Velvette: Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!

Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.

Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?

Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-

Vox could see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.

Valentino: FUCKING BITCH!

Velvette: Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it, Valentino!

The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie.

Vox: Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val. Hey hey hey. Fuck my life.

Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up.

At an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.

Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?

Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety.

Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers.

Manager: Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?

Vox: Thirty seconds ago. Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.

He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.

Right at Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her.

Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!

As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her.

Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?

Velvette: Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!

Vox: And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?

Velvette: Who knows?! But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!

Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants.

Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. Yes! That's the one.

Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.

Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! (flips him off) Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!

Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes

Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! Kitty! Another drink!

The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off re-appears with the drink.

Valentino: Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!

As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.

Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?

Valentino got up and walked to Vox. Then walked past Vox.

Valentino: Fucking Angel Dust! Who the hell else would I be talking about?! That fucking SLUT walked out on me!ME! I fucking made him! Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.

Vox walks a little way away

Vox: Oh! Angel quit?

Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! He MOVED!!!

He takes Vox's phone. As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.

Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's BIMBO daughter!

Valentino walks to closet.

Vox: Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter?

Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and—

As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.

Valentino: Which of these makes me look sexier?

Vox: Heh. what are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.

As he speaks, his left eye started it's hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.

Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!

Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.

Vox: *distorted* VAL...*calms down* Hehe. Think about it.

Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns.

Vox: Our brand is, perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will, do for our image?

Valentino: Um.....fuck it up?

Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?

Valentino: No!

Vox: Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should...

Valentino: Do nothing?

Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the Big bucks.

Valentino: Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone.

As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.

Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month.

Vox walked to the TV's. Valentino chuckles and blows smoke.

Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well.  Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa.

Vox: Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?

Valentino: Someone who owes us much more than money...the Radio Demon is there.

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.

Vox: What did you just say?

Valentino: You heard me.

Vox: Alastor...came back...and he is with Lucifer's daughter, and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!

Vox walked to him and grabs him by the collar. Valentino frees himself from grip.

Valentino: Hey! killing Alastor is your kink.

As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope. Showing Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming.

Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!

Charlie: Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough.

Y/N: I...never mind.

Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.

Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.

Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.

An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie and Y/N.

Sir Pentious: Thank you...for letting your guard down!

Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit.

Sir Pentious: Haha! Yah! Oh, shit...

Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. Then there was massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.

Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums.

Vaggie: Wait, you're LEAVING?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.

Y/N gestures to the hole on the wall.

Angel Dust: We need a wall.

Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!

With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes a interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him. Y/N caught Vaggie.

Angel Dust: Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool.

Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.

Valentino: See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? VOX!

Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.

Vox: That FUCKER is back!

Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.

Valentino: Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!

Vox: It's been seven years!

Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.

Valentino: You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?

Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.

Valentino: Just saying. L

Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town!

Valentino: THAT'S for sure.

Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!

Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.

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- - -

At an emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.

Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak!

Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox: I think...I have JUST the one.

As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with an sinister grin for a plan he has in stored.

- - - -

Back at the hotel, the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.

Y/N was playing strip poker with Husk, Angel, and Niffty. Husk lost his hat, Y/N lost his socks and shoes, Angel hadn't lost anything, Niffty was losing everything.

Vaggie: Jesus Niffty! Get some clothes on!

Husk: We already tried that! She's losing on purpose! Damn it, I knew we should've been betting the pretzel sticks and the peanuts!

Vaggie: Y/N, since when are you into strip poker?

Y/N: I only went along because I thought we were going to be betting the peanuts and the pretzel sticks.

Angel looked at Charlie.

Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?

Vaggie: Not a single new recruit.

Angel Dust: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

As Angel check on his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She and Y/N walk over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious holding his hat.

Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—

Y/N: Ah! Snake!

Vaggie then punched Sir Pentious in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

Charlie appears behind Vaggie.

Charlie: Vaggie, Y/N, what's the problem? Oh! Hello again!

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grabs his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel. Y/N hid behind Vaggie, and she held him protectively.

Charlie: You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

Angel Dust: Aren't you supposed to protect this place?

Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Vaggie gives in. Vaggie looked at Y/N and rubbed his cheek and gave him a reassuring smile.

Vaggie: I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, or even with the war machine.

Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation. Then Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing.

Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie and Y/N, lifting them up in the process and twirling around once.

Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.

Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.

Angel follows soon afterwards.

Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops.

Y/N: That's generous.

Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blow up before it was fixed.

Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.

Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!

Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?

Y/N: Me too...

Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh...

Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?

Charlie: What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once. And Y/N...well.

Vaggie: Your more help, then someone who needs redemption.

As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset of everything Vaggie described him to be. Y/N looked at Angel Dust sadly.

Niffty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.

Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty: The bad boy is back!

Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious. She was still nude from strip poker.

Niffty: Never leave me again.

She was pulled down by Alastors shadow, which began dressing her.

Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have-

Charlie nearly bumps into Alastor.

Charlie: Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe..

Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!

Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.

Alastor: I definitely remember you now.

Sir Pentious gulps nervously. Y/N was close by and hugged Charlie.

Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?

Sir Pentious: Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here.

As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabirc he tear from Alastor's coat. Alaster takes it and inspects the damage.

Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.

Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious, Y/N, and Charlie stunned.

Y/N: Wait, couldn't you use your power to reattach it to your coat?

Alastor looked at Y/N, dumbfounded, as he realized he made a point.

Alastor: Damn it!

- - - -

Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie! I like to sing! And when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!

Charlie sung it was each sentence finished she clap twice. She then pointed at Sir Pentious.

Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious. I like to build and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!

Charlie then pointed at Y/N.

Y/N:...My name is Y/N? I like my girlfriends. And I'm not sure what else to add to this song?

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.

Angel Dust: This is stupid.

Charlie: This is not stupid! It's just a game! Sir Pentious and Y/N did it well so now please try to do the same!

Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.

Y/N: Please? For Charlie?

Angel: No.

Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!

- - - -

Angel Dust was wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop. Y/N was wearing a police uniform.

Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?

Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!

Angel Dust: "Hey you."

Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"

Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead."

Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"

Y/N: "Hold on here, what's going on here?"

Sir Pentious: "This man is trying to sell me drugs, and get me to do bad things."

Y/N: "Oh why we can't have that. It's time to get this man arrested and throw him in the hole."

Y/N walked to Angel and pulled out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs.

Angel: Are those?

Y/N: Those are Cherri's.

Angel: Ah. Makes sense.

Y/N: "Now this man shall be locked away in the dark cold confines of a prison cell."

Angel: "Oh no. Have mercy me."

Charlie stands up and claps.

Charlie: Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.

Y/N:

Angel Dust: I..I'm going to bed.

As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.

Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!

Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!

Y/N: I don't feel comfortable around Sir Pentious.

Vaggie: I understand.

- - -

In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

Valentino (voice messages):

Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-

ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-

Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-

YOU FUCKING SLUT!

Hey, Angie! About earlier-

-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!

Work's really stressful!

-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.

Angel Dust: Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.

Angel gets up and leave his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol.

Y/N was down there getting tea.

Angel: Couldn't sleep?

Y/N: Yes sir. But I think it was something I ate.

Angel Dust: What did you eat?

Y/N: Strawberry cheesecake ice cream, with marshmallow cream. Cookies. And fruit punch.

Angel Dust: Couldn't sleep, I'm surprised you didn't try and kill the kings of the Lust, and Greed ring.

Y/N let out a laugh.

Y/N: Would you like any sleepy time tea?

Angel: Nah. I'm more of a drink till you pass out kind of guy.

Y/N nodded and kept making his sleep time tea. He put the teabags in a cup and started boiling the water.

Angel Dust: So Y/N? What's it like fucking the princess of hell, a succubus, a sinner, and whatever the hell Vaggie is?

Y/N blushed brightly.

Y/N: Its not bad. Verosika is sweet and cares about me, and she's got a lot of energy.

Angel: Let me guess, she pulls all nighters?

Y/N: Yes she does.

Angel: So how many times did you bang her?

Y/N: Well, we've made love 84 and a half times.

Angel: What was the half time?

Y/N: It was just good for her.

Angel: Ha! I like your word play. I've had a lot of half times. So, what are your other girls like?

Y/N: Cherri manages to get me out of my shell. Charlie and Vaggie show me love, appreciation, respect, care, and make me feel loved, and important. My family would have loved them, all except Aunt Rose. If she found out I had for girlfriends, she would throw a terrible temper tantrum and all me a...well, those worlds and lecture alone would probably land her in hell. So about early, I noticed you were upset earlier. Would you like to-

Angel Dust: NOPE! Let me guess, Aunt Rose is a pain in the ass?

Y/N: Yes. Mom describes her as a narcissistic, hypocrite, big bass mouth, you'd rather write him a little thing ever admit she was wrong, and looks for any excuse to tear into someone.

Angel Dust: Damn! Tell me more.

Angel Dust pulled out a cigarette.

Y/N: You know, my aunt has these incredibly high standards too. It's like she expects everything to be pristine, from cleanliness to academic achievements. Sometimes, it feels like reaching those expectations is beyond what's humanly possible.

Angel Dust, listening attentively, takes another puff of his cigarette.

Y/N: It's tough, right? Striving for perfection and feeling like you're falling short.

Y/N: My elementary school never believed in homework or tests. It was about creativity and learning at your own pace. But when my aunt found out, she exploded. Lashed out at me, and even got onto my parents about it, as if it was their fault. Heck, she even called up the school one time. It wasn't fair, and it was something none of us could control.

Y/N: There was this one time she organized this elaborate family gathering, insisting on perfection. When dad accidentally spilled some juice on the table, she lost it. Even hit him with a flyswatter. It was like the entire event hinged on that one moment.

Y/N: There was this time when me, mom, and dad spent hours working on a project, for History class. But when she saw it, she just criticized every detail, and it felt like nothing I did was good enough. Mom called her out on it, but got slapped. Then, when Dad called her out on it, she bashed him in the nose and teeth with a rolling pin. And she smashed it to pieces and forced me to take it to school. It was lucky for me that my teacher was so understanding. It's like she couldn't see the effort, only the imperfections. And it cost all my college savings to get dads nose fixed and get new teeth. There was a time she lashed out at my parents because of my shy behavior. Instead of understanding, she blamed them, saying they didn't raise me properly.

Angel Dust: Damn. Your aunt has issues.

Angel Dust looked at Y/N and patted his back.

Y/N: Ya. All that went on for years until one day mom, dad, uncle Jorge, and aunt Bethany found a cure.

Angel Dust: A cure? Really? What was it?

Y/N: They shot her in both her knees, beat her with a fire poker, wrench, and a baseball bat, stabbed her in the tongue and the jaw, stuffed one of her hands in a blender, and to add insult to injury, mom cut off all her nose, and toes and replaced them with toothpaste caps.

Angel Dust busted out laughing.

Angel Dust: Damn! Ha ha ha ha! Serves that bitch right!

Y/N looked at him and that's when he began laughing as well.

Then they notices a slithering noise. They looked and saw Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, they discovered that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.

Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!

Sir Pentious: *screams*

Angel Dust: You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you. Y/N, get Vaggie and Charlie.

Y/N immediately ran to get his girlfriend.

Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug! And skinny can't prove anything!

Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!

Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes hypnotized.

Angel Dust: Fuck!

Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after Y/N ran to them and woke them.

Charlie: What's going on?

Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!

Y/N: H-he was setting up cameras.

Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!

Sir Pentious hugs both girls and Y/N.

Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!

Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!

Vox immediately picks up.

Vox: Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!

Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!

Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!

Sir Pentious felt miserable and heartbroken. He started to cry.

Sir Pentious: I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it.

Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.

Vaggie: Gladly.

Right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Charlie stops her and starts singing

Charlie: Wait! Pentious?

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As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.

Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!

Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away.

Niffty: Not a bad boy.

Y/N yawned softly and rubbed his eyes. Hd laid his head on Charlie's shoulder. She smiled and kissed his cheek.

Charlie: Good first day! Let's get some rest!

As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

Vox: WHAT?!?

Vox paused when he realizes that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs evily.

Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!

With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness.