_Catrina47_ go follow her. NOW

"I hate school so much it hurts to think about how much I hate it. I wish I was a tomato because tomatoes don't have to do this."

"How do you screw a bolder font? I mean-think about it; would it be pleasant?"

"It's like chips; they seems good because they are potatoes and then you look at the chemicals. Then you realize why there is so much air in the bag."

"Leftie got left out. Like I only hit my right knee. I mean lefty -Cries- now it's just cold. It feels like there's cold piss on it."

"Well P. You're gonna be a capital P not a lower case p. P stands for piss."

"I don't understand why I'm acting such a high crack addict today."

"Wait think about it. Crack addict. Crack ad- wait think about it. Wait never mind I tried making a rhyme about it but I failed."

"Wait. Crack a-dick." ~Adelle after Catrina said that.

"You're an ass." Adelle

"I wish I was a potato. Wait a tomato. Guess what I'm growing strawberries."

"Oh speaking of Illegal things, if this person likes me I'll just friend zone them. someone thought we were dating so I was like 'ew that's like dating your brother; it's nasty and illegal. Think about it. You'd be sharing- Never mind. don't wanna talk about it."

"Add file... That's not what I wanted!"

"You know what? In football I just learned that there's a goal in it."

"Oh hey there! Sexy google docs! If you were a person I defiantly wouldn't type on you. 'Cause guess what? You're not my type. I'll give you the key to my heart *wink.*" (The rest is censored.)

"See they're quoting me."

"I'm just that average person who likes Nutella more than life."

"It's like spelling your child's name wrong, on their forehead.

In permanent ink."

"See this is my essay; it's so tiny. It's like your essay ate mine for breakfast and no one likes breakfast so whatever you don't want? That's residue. And you see that residue? Yeah. That's my essay."

"Look at my janked up thumb. It's doesn't work right. Which is coincidental cuz it's actually my left thumb."

"Ow my right thumb! Damn computer."

"Ahh! The phone vibrated at me. It's like your phone screamed at me. That's not right."

"Ooh! That's like me. But that's like 10 shades darker. Just kidding."

"Celery is like a nose. It has too many hairs."

There was soooooo much more but this is what I got.

This is what Happens when Adel, _Catrina47_  and I sit together in FACS